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Driving test in 12 hours

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    today i was driving down a road towards a 4 way stop

    as I get closer a woman is taking a right onto the road im driving down

    I see her swing a bit too far, and I'm like okay I guess she is bad at turning. Except she doesn't correct. She goes fully into my lane, I have to drive completely off the road to be avoid being hit.

    I hate retarded people

    Kovak on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    seriously how do you people fail a driving test?

    it's like

    drive the speed limit

    don't GASBRAKEGASBRAKE

    always indicate

    always check mirrors

    slow down slowly

    obey signs and lights

    do what the instructor says

    have you ever ridden in a car?

    that alone is enough

    For one thing, try indicating to change back into the left hand lane, having some dude see that a learner is about to pull in front of him and so GUN IT AS FAST AS HE CAN TO GET PAST so he nearly rams you off the road, understandably shit yourself somewhat and then have the articulated lorry that was behind you in the right hand lane cheerfully plough into you because he sped up when he saw you moving over and didn't check again and now can't see you because you're in the blind spot that exists DIRECTLY UNDER HIS BUMPER.

    Tube on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2007
    If you want to pass the test over here, not only do you have to drive perfectly, everyone else on the road has to as well.

    Tube on
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    seriously how do you people fail a driving test?

    it's like

    drive the speed limit

    don't GASBRAKEGASBRAKE

    always indicate

    always check mirrors

    slow down slowly

    obey signs and lights

    do what the instructor says

    have you ever ridden in a car?

    that alone is enough

    For one thing, try indicating to change back into the left hand lane, having some dude see that a learner is about to pull in front of him and so GUN IT AS FAST AS HE CAN TO GET PAST so he nearly rams you off the road, understandably shit yourself somewhat and then have the articulated lorry that was behind you in the right hand lane cheerfully plough into you because he sped up when he saw you moving over and didn't check again and now can't see you because you're in the blind spot that exists DIRECTLY UNDER HIS BUMPER.

    man that is the worst blind spot on my truck

    the wook on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    i ran into a dudes truck at the drive through to zaxbys

    i dont exactly know how

    i just sorta rolled into it

    no scratches on either of our cars but it was dumb

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    actually i don't recall having to go on the highway either

    i'm beginning to think my driving school was not very good

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I am now imagining the A1 as a Mad Max style obstacle course and it is so awesome.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2007
    and if I hadn't failed on that I would have failed directly afterwards when I accelerate wildly to catch up with the guy that cut me up, lowered the window and shouted "CUNT! FUCKING CUNT! FUCKING DIE OF SHIT YOU FUCKING CUNT!"

    Tube on
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    and if I hadn't failed on that I would have failed directly afterwards when I accelerate wildly to catch up with the guy that cut me up, lowered the window and shouted "CUNT! FUCKING CUNT! FUCKING DIE OF SHIT YOU FUCKING CUNT!"

    i would've passed you for that alone

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    do your best

    and when that doesn't work, startle the hell out of the person administering the test by breaking into tears, begging them to pass you

    tell them about your dead mother, and how you have 4 young siblings that need rides to school every day and it's just so hard and you tried your best, really but you just can't do it and oh god they'll all be so disappointed

    redhead on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2007
    redhead wrote: »
    and when that doesn't work, startle the hell out of the person administering the test by breaking into tears, begging them to pass you

    That's actually how this girl I know passed. Seventh time. 15 minor faults. You're allowed 16.

    Tube on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    I fucked up my parallel parking, and then lost points on my three-point because I was nervous, and would go through the steps properly, except for actually switching the gears. I let off the gas and went "Whoops' as the car went backwards half an inch before I hit the breaks.

    Tube that sounds like how my US History teacher passed. When she was 17, she was living on her own, legally emancipated, with 2 jobs and school. She told us she had an old guy giving her the exam, and she broke down crying when it looked like she was going to fail, and started wailing about the shit in her life.
    Boom. Passed the first time.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2007
    Khavall wrote: »
    Last time I took it was on halloween, and the instructor kept moaning that they wouldn't let her come to work as a pumpkin. She had instead come as The Count, and at the end of the test said

    "How many minor faults? ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN! SEVEN MINOR FAULTS! AH, AH AAAHHHHHH....."
    Did you put it in her?

    Because she sounds pretty awesome.
    Hahaha, best post here since I was thinking the same thing! :o

    Also, passed mine the first time easily. In fact, the driving test was barely over 5 mins. long. High-5, The_Scarab!

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I didn't even have a driving test.

    wooo

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    the driving test in Florida is insanely easy

    so that all the workers and foreigners can pass it. srsly it rules

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2007
    First time I failed because I was turning and a guy ran a stop sign and I almost hit him and apparently that is my fault, second time I failed because the instructor claimed that I wasn't accelerating fast enough to get onto the highway (I was at 65), and then started yelling at me to go faster and almost made me crash into a guy because I honestly don't do so well driving when a dude is getting redfaced yelling at me so as soon as we parked I started yelling at him and ended up getting three major strikes against me because I lost my temper on top of not accelerating fast enough and almost hitting a dude. Later he supposedly talked to my mom, and claimed that that's what his father did to him when he was learning to drive so he figured I was used to it. My mom, the saint that she is, lied to him and told him my dad was dead.

    Quetzi on
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    Last time I took it was on halloween, and the instructor kept moaning that they wouldn't let her come to work as a pumpkin. She had instead come as The Count, and at the end of the test said

    "How many minor faults? ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN! SEVEN MINOR FAULTS! AH, AH AAAHHHHHH....."
    Did you put it in her?

    Because she sounds pretty awesome.
    Hahaha, best post here since I was thinking the same thing! :o

    Also, passed mine the first time easily. In fact, the driving test was barely over 5 mins. long. High-5, The_Scarab!

    Tube is saying it is bad if other drivers fuck up on his test, Id say thats what you hope happens.

    A: It makes even your mediocre driving look damn good

    B: you get massive bonus points if you handle the situation well

    Guy I know was involved in a minor head on collision when turning a corner on his final test. It was completely not his fault. Without prompt from the instuctor he parked safely, got out, handled the insurance with the other driver, got back and returned to the exam hall. Test ended less than 1/4 way in and he passed because he displayed mature awareness and considerate driving skill. Brilliant.

    My Dad passed his driving test because the examiner turned up 2 hours late flaming drunk without any trousers on and passed him before he got in the car. True story. One of the best drivers I know too.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Futore wrote: »
    the driving test in Florida is insanely easy

    so that all the workers and foreigners can pass it. srsly it rules

    Truth. I drove around the parking lot and that was pretty much it.

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  • KarnackKarnack Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    tube did you just recently have a need for driving?

    or are you much, much younger than one would suspect?

    Karnack on
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    My Dad passed his driving test because the examiner turned up 2 hours late flaming drunk without any trousers on and passed him before he got in the car. True story. One of the best drivers I know too.

    that is incredible

    the wook on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    driving is easssy

    i got one mark off during my test because i decided to be on the safe side and stop on a yellow that had maybe half a second to go before turning red, with nobody behind me.

    dude told me "someone could have rear-ended you".

    Faricazy on
  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2007
    Man that is one really long sentence in that post of mine up there.

    Quetzi on
  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    i know how to parallel park but i can't regular park

    Carl with a K on
  • KarnackKarnack Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    also they need to make the test a bit harder in jersey

    because christ half this state should not be trusted with a motor vehicle.

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2007
    I am horrible at parking also but apparently I did really good on my test (all three times).

    Quetzi on
  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Karnack wrote: »
    also they need to make the test a bit harder in jersey

    because christ half this state should not be trusted with a motor vehicle.
    yeah basically

    Carl with a K on
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Since I passed my driving test, nearly 5 years, I have not parallel parked once. And that includes owning a car in and around two major UK cities including london.

    Such a useless fucking skill.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Since I passed my driving test, nearly 5 years, I have not parallel parked once. And that includes owning a car in and around two major UK cities including london.

    Such a useless fucking skill.
    are you sure it's a car and not a bike

    or a toy car

    because i live in new york city and if you can't parallel park here you're mostly fucked. so i have a hard time believing that you don't need it in London.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    i think drivers should be allowed to purchase (at no small fee) the right to take an advanced driving test. if passed, this test would give the driver the right to exceed the speed limit by a set amount. along with the test fee, the state would charge annual renewal fees, and every other year the driver would have to be retested (at no charge).

    If the driver is in an at-fault accident, or is pulled over for speeding, he would lose his advanced license and the right to try again for 2 years.

    the wook on
  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    they give too many old people licenses

    Paku on
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Since I passed my driving test, nearly 5 years, I have not parallel parked once. And that includes owning a car in and around two major UK cities including london.

    Such a useless fucking skill.

    I am so terrible at parallel parking. Despite repeated attempts, it completely eludes me.

    and that just pisses me off to no end.

    the wook on
  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    how the hell do you fail your drivers test?

    are you retarded?

    or a woman?

    or asian or something?

    jwalk on
  • Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I failed 2 times before passing. The first time was because I didnt look over my shoulder before backing up to parallel park, in my defense I checked all of my mirrors numerous times and they are angled in such a way that to be in my blind spot you would have to be nowhere near the car (I realize I should have looked anyways). The second time the instructor took a dislike to me because I wasnt staring at this woman starting to walk across the crosswalk, I saw her in my peripheral vision and was slowing to a stop to let her cross but I guess he thought I didnt see her and was going to make her bite bumper because he jerked like he was going to grab the wheel from me which caused me to stomp the breaks cause he freaked me out. The third time I passed but halfway through the instructor said "You really should be using your turn signal." to which I replied, "I have been, look its blinking right now." The dumbass instructor couldnt hear the clicking from the turn signal and just assumed it wasnt on.

    The point is instructors are idiots.

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  • ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I didn't even have to take the test

    it was a really hot day, incredibly humid

    my would-be instructor took one look at my car's black interior and was like screw that we are going to wait for 15 minutes and drink a coke and then go back inside

    congratulations, you passed!

    Scudo on
  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    i think drivers should be allowed to purchase (at no small fee) the right to take an advanced driving test. if passed, this test would give the driver the right to exceed the speed limit by a set amount. along with the test fee, the state would charge annual renewal fees, and every other year the driver would have to be retested (at no charge).

    If the driver is in an at-fault accident, or is pulled over for speeding, he would lose his advanced license and the right to try again for 2 years.

    i like this

    Paku on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    they give too many old people licenses

    After I passed my drivers test at 17, I was standing in line to get my picture taken and get my ID and no joke I lost count how many times this old woman in front of me got to take the eye exam to get her license renewed. It took at least 6 before she passed.

    I did not feel very safe driving after that.

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  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    the few times i've "almost" hit someone, they were all eighty and looked like their motor vehicle confused the hell out of them

    Paku on
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    i think drivers should be allowed to purchase (at no small fee) the right to take an advanced driving test. if passed, this test would give the driver the right to exceed the speed limit by a set amount. along with the test fee, the state would charge annual renewal fees, and every other year the driver would have to be retested (at no charge).

    If the driver is in an at-fault accident, or is pulled over for speeding, he would lose his advanced license and the right to try again for 2 years.

    i like this

    it's win-win. i don't know anybody who is in such a hurry that they would risk the absolute right to speed by 15 MPH by going 20 over. meanwhile, the state pulls in a whole lot more money than it probably does through tickets. additionally, by tagging the vehicles of the people who pass, state troopers can ignore speeders who don't represent a real danger and focus on those who haven't proven their ability to speed safely.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    they give too many old people licenses
    The ACLU baffles me. After that old dude plowed into a bazaar and killed like twenty people, people obviously called for more stringent testing, but the ACLU got its feathers in a rough yelling BUTTTT NOOOO OLD PEOPLE HAVE RIGHTS TOO.

    Useless fucks.

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  • Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Working at a gas station you see tons of stuff. What cemented my belief that everyone should be re-tested at age 60 and every 5 years after was the old man who basically stumbled around my store at .2 miles an hour for 30 minutes while staring vacantly forward and drooling (no joke) before buying a push pop and leaving. (He drove away)

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