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Driving test in 12 hours

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    they give too many old people licenses
    The ACLU baffles me. After that old dude plowed into a bazaar and killed like twenty people, people obviously called for more stringent testing, but the ACLU got its feathers in a rough yelling BUTTTT NOOOO OLD PEOPLE HAVE RIGHTS TOO.

    Useless fucks.

    the ACLU has the unique ability to view everybody as equal, despite history and/or experience

    the wook on
  • LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    What happens when at the end of the test the instructor goes

    "YOU FAIL!




    PREPARE FOR SUDDEN DEATH!"

    ?

    Lemming on
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Fort1tude wrote: »
    Working at a gas station you see tons of stuff. What cemented my belief that everyone should be re-tested at age 60 and every 5 years after was the old man who basically stumbled around my store at .2 miles an hour for 30 minutes while staring vacantly forward and drooling (no joke) before buying a push pop and leaving. (He drove away)

    i drool for push pops too

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  • Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Also at another one of the Wilson farms in my area a couple of years ago this old man pinned a woman between his car and a wall, and he kept trying to back up but he wasnt shifting into reverse. So he hit the woman, then rolled back a few inches, then hit the gas again slamming the woman into the wall. This went on for about a minute before a cashier literally ripped the old man out of the car and threw him to the ground so he could back the car up. The woman was paralyzed.

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  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    i think drivers should be allowed to purchase (at no small fee) the right to take an advanced driving test. if passed, this test would give the driver the right to exceed the speed limit by a set amount. along with the test fee, the state would charge annual renewal fees, and every other year the driver would have to be retested (at no charge).

    If the driver is in an at-fault accident, or is pulled over for speeding, he would lose his advanced license and the right to try again for 2 years.

    i like this

    it's win-win. i don't know anybody who is in such a hurry that they would risk the absolute right to speed by 15 MPH by going 20 over. meanwhile, the state pulls in a whole lot more money than it probably does through tickets. additionally, by tagging the vehicles of the people who pass, state troopers can ignore speeders who don't represent a real danger and focus on those who haven't proven their ability to speed safely.

    probably wouldn't get enough people eligible or able to pay to offset how much money they make off tickets, though

    Paku on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2007
    The_Scarab wrote: »

    Guy I know was involved in a minor head on collision when turning a corner on his final test. It was completely not his fault. Without prompt from the instuctor he parked safely, got out, handled the insurance with the other driver, got back and returned to the exam hall. Test ended less than 1/4 way in and he passed because he displayed mature awareness and considerate driving skill. Brilliant.

    you'd have a point if that was even remotely true. There are no "bonus points" in a driving test. You start with a pass and get marks taken off for mistakes.

    Tube on
  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    oh they probably should re-test everyone every 3-5 years, but the tests are such a joke anyway it probably wouldn't matter..

    I seriously think they should inspect any car more than 10 years old every 4-5 years. I have seen some seriously beat up pieces of shit on the road. no bumpers, smoke pouring out the back, suspension squeaking like a mouse in heat... etc...

    as for "speeding" tickets, they should do away with the whole thing entirely and just mail out tickets randomly. it would have the same effect.

    jwalk on
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    i think drivers should be allowed to purchase (at no small fee) the right to take an advanced driving test. if passed, this test would give the driver the right to exceed the speed limit by a set amount. along with the test fee, the state would charge annual renewal fees, and every other year the driver would have to be retested (at no charge).

    If the driver is in an at-fault accident, or is pulled over for speeding, he would lose his advanced license and the right to try again for 2 years.

    i like this

    it's win-win. i don't know anybody who is in such a hurry that they would risk the absolute right to speed by 15 MPH by going 20 over. meanwhile, the state pulls in a whole lot more money than it probably does through tickets. additionally, by tagging the vehicles of the people who pass, state troopers can ignore speeders who don't represent a real danger and focus on those who haven't proven their ability to speed safely.

    probably wouldn't get enough people eligible or able to pay to offset how much money they make off tickets, though

    I disagree

    maybe not in all states, but in some of the more populous ones, I think you would by a lot

    the wook on
  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I was hit by a Ford Explorer at a red light on my way back from the DMV after getting my Driver's license at 16.

    Good Times

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Whatever you do don't show weakness or cry if you fail. They feed off your suffering and the tears are like a delicious gravy. Like a rich west country sauce over four faggots.

    The Otaku Suppository on
  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    I disagree

    maybe not in all states, but in some of the more populous ones, I think you would by a lot

    i envision the "preferred driver's license" to costing around $500 yearly here, bare minimum

    Paku on
  • bbmartinibbmartini Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Our high school offered a learners program and some kid managed to go off road, drive up a guide wire for a power line, and then proceeded to flip the Buick he was driving

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Whatever you do don't show weakness or cry if you fail. They feed off your suffering and the tears are like a delicious gravy. Like a rich west country sauce over four faggots.
    Well unless you're a hot chick with saucy boobies. Then the crying will work.

    Faricazy on
  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    considering the revenue they get from speeding tax... oops I mean tickets... that's probably low.

    remember a cop can setup in a prime location with a radar gun (paid for by your insurance company btw) and pretty much pull over anyone he wants and give them a $100-200 ticket. say at least 4-5 an hour, all day long, every single day.

    jwalk on
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    I disagree

    maybe not in all states, but in some of the more populous ones, I think you would by a lot

    i envision the "preferred driver's license" to costing around $500 yearly here, bare minimum

    my ticket didn't cost that much

    satansfingers on
  • LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Ding ding ding retards guess what don't speed and you won't get tickets

    Lemming on
  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    jwalk wrote: »
    considering the revenue they get from speeding tax... oops I mean tickets... that's probably low.

    remember a cop can setup in a prime location with a radar gun (paid for by your insurance company btw) and pretty much pull over anyone he wants and give them a $100-200 ticket. say at least 4-5 an hour, all day long, every single day.

    i was talking best case scenario

    cops in my area have doubled over the last year and we have neither the traffic or crime rate to warrant it, so i figure there's gotta be some way they're turning a profit

    Paku on
  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Cardboard Tube, you will probably fail this test too. You should just start saving for a Segway.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    the few times i've "almost" hit someone, they were all eighty and looked like their motor vehicle confused the hell out of them

    This.
    We almost fucking t-boned a guy in driver's ed. We come to a 4-way stop, it's our turn to go, and we go.
    Asshole McOldperson decides that now is the perfect time to try and shoot across in front of us.
    I think it was a deadly combination of old person driving that car, and an Asian girl driving our car.

    Me Too! on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    bbmartini wrote: »
    Our high school offered a learners program and some kid managed to go off road drive up a guide wire for a power line and then proceeded to flip the Buick his was driving

    What.
    I have no clue what this means at all.

    Me Too! on
  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2007
    CT, don't forget to wear something sexy to the test! Show off those guns!!

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Lol! wrote: »
    bbmartini wrote: »
    Our high school offered a learners program and some kid managed to go off road drive up a guide wire for a power line and then proceeded to flip the Buick his was driving

    What.
    I have no clue what this means at all.
    i think

    i think he means the cable that goes off the side of the pole to make like a triangle

    like this

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    if so, that's dang good aim

    Faricazy on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Oh, and stare at your proctor as much as possible.
    Just the blank stare of a sociopath, deciding whether or not it would be worth it to kill someone.

    Oh, Fari, I get it now. I thought it was like, he followed the power line down the road or something, and then flipped a Buick somehow.
    The Buick Rendezvous is a decent car, by the way.

    Me Too! on
  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Bring your Ben Affleck 100% match results printed out.

    and be like

    "Would you turn Ben Affleck down? I thought not"

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  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Lol! wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    the few times i've "almost" hit someone, they were all eighty and looked like their motor vehicle confused the hell out of them

    This.
    We almost fucking t-boned a guy in driver's ed. We come to a 4-way stop, it's our turn to go, and we go.
    Asshole McOldperson decides that now is the perfect time to try and shoot across in front of us.
    I think it was a deadly combination of old person driving that car, and an Asian girl driving our car.

    it's a bad joke waiting to happen

    Paku on
  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    That was Larlar, Jasconius.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Lol! wrote: »
    Oh, and stare at your proctor as much as possible.
    Just the blank stare of a sociopath, deciding whether or not it would be worth it to kill someone.

    Oh, Fari, I get it now. I thought it was like, he followed the power line down the road or something, and then flipped a Buick somehow.
    The Buick Rendezvous is a decent car, by the way.
    no it's not

    it's ugly and crappy

    the replacement Buick Enclave however is pretty good

    Faricazy on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Oh, and stare at your proctor as much as possible.
    Just the blank stare of a sociopath, deciding whether or not it would be worth it to kill someone.

    Oh, Fari, I get it now. I thought it was like, he followed the power line down the road or something, and then flipped a Buick somehow.
    The Buick Rendezvous is a decent car, by the way.
    no it's not

    it's ugly and crappy

    the replacement Buick Enclave however is pretty good

    Let me stay in denial, goddammit.
    Mom's Buick Rendezvous is the only thing I'm driving until at least February.
    Plus it's going to come in handy when we need to transport a small tree for the senior prank.

    Me Too! on
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Try not to squeeze in between a parked car and one in the drivers lane like I did

    Lost 60 points woooooooo

    Im going for mine in about 2 weeks
    or years

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Lol! wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Oh, and stare at your proctor as much as possible.
    Just the blank stare of a sociopath, deciding whether or not it would be worth it to kill someone.

    Oh, Fari, I get it now. I thought it was like, he followed the power line down the road or something, and then flipped a Buick somehow.
    The Buick Rendezvous is a decent car, by the way.
    no it's not

    it's ugly and crappy

    the replacement Buick Enclave however is pretty good

    Let me stay in denial, goddammit.
    Mom's Buick Rendezvous is the only thing I'm driving until at least February.
    Plus it's going to come in handy when we need to transport a small tree for the senior prank.
    it's totally manageable

    it just has absolutely none of the things i look for in a car

    like tending to stay in one piece most of the time

    or looking decent

    or having an interior that isn't so grey and drab that jumping out at freeway speeds would probably be more fun than remain inside

    y'know

    Faricazy on
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Are the people who give driving tests in Britain raging cunts, too, or is that unique to America?

    Thanatos on
  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Maybe that's only unique to TV.

    The person who did my driving test happened to be very nice.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Mine was a complete asshole

    tells me to parallel park between two cars I passed like 5 minutes ago

    "Hey you were supposed to parallel park those you know"

    "What? You didn't say anything"

    "Oh whoops FAAAAAILLLLLLLL"

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I... I hate you too?

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Oh, and stare at your proctor as much as possible.
    Just the blank stare of a sociopath, deciding whether or not it would be worth it to kill someone.

    Oh, Fari, I get it now. I thought it was like, he followed the power line down the road or something, and then flipped a Buick somehow.
    The Buick Rendezvous is a decent car, by the way.
    no it's not

    it's ugly and crappy

    the replacement Buick Enclave however is pretty good

    Let me stay in denial, goddammit.
    Mom's Buick Rendezvous is the only thing I'm driving until at least February.
    Plus it's going to come in handy when we need to transport a small tree for the senior prank.
    it's totally manageable

    it just has absolutely none of the things i look for in a car

    like tending to stay in one piece most of the time

    or looking decent

    or having an interior that isn't so grey and drab that jumping out at freeway speeds would probably be more fun than remain inside

    y'know

    Uh
    The Buick has stayed in one piece for however long we've had it.
    Don't ask me how long that is, I can't remember. It's been 4 years, probably more.

    Me Too! on
  • RavengerRavenger Trolololo Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I failed mine because some retard decided to drive right in front of me on my green light, and almost hit me. my instructer doesnt say a word, so i think that maybe im still safe. not so.
    he waits till the end, me trying the whole time then "see this red check on my board? it means you failed"

    Ravenger on
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  • IrohIroh Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Lol! wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Oh, and stare at your proctor as much as possible.
    Just the blank stare of a sociopath, deciding whether or not it would be worth it to kill someone.

    Oh, Fari, I get it now. I thought it was like, he followed the power line down the road or something, and then flipped a Buick somehow.
    The Buick Rendezvous is a decent car, by the way.
    no it's not

    it's ugly and crappy

    the replacement Buick Enclave however is pretty good

    Let me stay in denial, goddammit.
    Mom's Buick Rendezvous is the only thing I'm driving until at least February.
    Plus it's going to come in handy when we need to transport a small tree for the senior prank.
    it's totally manageable

    it just has absolutely none of the things i look for in a car

    like tending to stay in one piece most of the time

    or looking decent

    or having an interior that isn't so grey and drab that jumping out at freeway speeds would probably be more fun than remain inside

    y'know

    Uh
    The Buick has stayed in one piece for however long we've had it.
    Don't ask me how long that is, I can't remember. It's been 4 years, probably more.

    People here hate domestic cars, and it doesn't matter if it's unfounded or not.

    Iroh on
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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I failed my first test because I was nervous as hell.

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    my brother took his drive test stoned

    got grounded for a week after my parents found out, too

    Paku on
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