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Driving test in 12 hours

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2007
    wait a minute

    tube

    how old are you?

    like a hundred years old. too old for this shit. apparently it gets harder to learn to drive as you get older, and I am like 72

    Tube on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    man tube

    how long have you been taking lessons for

    like uh

    five years

    on and off

    Tube on
  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Did you buy a Segway yet, Tube?

    Monkeybomb on
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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Man, move to America. If asian women can get licenses, anyone can.

    lostwords on
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    the first time he had to take the test tube showed up in a motorized carriage

    Faricazy on
  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Man what the hell are all these terms you're throwing around. I don't know what mainlanding a straightline roundabout or whatever the hell is.

    Daric on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited November 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    man tube

    how long have you been taking lessons for

    like uh

    five years

    on and off

    OOooof

    Have you taken the test in several areas or just the one
    Maybe the people at your test centre are just dicks

    bongi on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2007
    a roundabout looks like this o

    you go round it like this (

    he says I went round them like this I

    I think it's odd that no one has ever said that before ever

    Tube on
  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Do you have poor vision, Tube?

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Daric wrote: »
    Man what the hell are all these terms you're throwing around. I don't know what mainlanding a straightline roundabout or whatever the hell is.

    I have no idea what he's fucking talking about either.

    Butters on
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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    man tube

    how long have you been taking lessons for

    like uh

    five years

    on and off

    OOooof

    Have you taken the test in several areas or just the one
    Maybe the people at your test centre are just dicks

    Twice in Chertsey, once (this time) in guildford. The other two were unlucky but fair. This guy was just a raging asshole.

    Tube on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    a roundabout looks like this o

    you go round it like this (

    he says I went round them like this I

    I think it's odd that no one has ever said that before ever
    isn't there stuff in the middle

    like

    curbs

    and trees

    maybe some rocks

    Faricazy on
  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Why don't y'all just use roads?

    Daric on
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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    a roundabout looks like this o

    you go round it like this (

    he says I went round them like this I

    I think it's odd that no one has ever said that before ever
    isn't there stuff in the middle

    like

    curbs

    and trees

    maybe some rocks

    yes, hence I didn't fucking do it.

    Tube on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    tube are you a fan of mr. jeremy clarkson?

    Faricazy on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Oh is this "roundabout" that thing in European Vacation that they drove around for hours in front of Parliament? We don't have too many of those in Americaland.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited November 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    man tube

    how long have you been taking lessons for

    like uh

    five years

    on and off

    OOooof

    Have you taken the test in several areas or just the one
    Maybe the people at your test centre are just dicks

    Twice in Chertsey, once (this time) in guildford. The other two were unlucky but fair. This guy was just a raging asshole.

    Find a town with a shitty simple road layout and try it there?

    bongi on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    tube are you a fan of mr. jeremy clarkson?

    No but I'm going to fucking right to him now

    this is leftie vegetarian gatso bullshit gone maaaaddddd

    Tube on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    man tube

    how long have you been taking lessons for

    like uh

    five years

    on and off

    OOooof

    Have you taken the test in several areas or just the one
    Maybe the people at your test centre are just dicks

    Twice in Chertsey, once (this time) in guildford. The other two were unlucky but fair. This guy was just a raging asshole.

    Find a town with a shitty simple road layout and try it there?
    "okay drive straight through this village"

    "bloody well job, mate"

    Faricazy on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Oh is this "roundabout" that thing in European Vacation that they drove around for hours in front of Parliament? We don't have too many of those in Americaland.

    There's a ton of them in DC. It is to confuse invading armies and make you wait to get in for half an hour during rush hour. A lot of people have no clue what the hell they are doing on them.

    lostwords on
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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    man tube

    how long have you been taking lessons for

    like uh

    five years

    on and off

    OOooof

    Have you taken the test in several areas or just the one
    Maybe the people at your test centre are just dicks

    Twice in Chertsey, once (this time) in guildford. The other two were unlucky but fair. This guy was just a raging asshole.

    Find a town with a shitty simple road layout and try it there?

    I'm just going to do chertsey again. It's not like I'm ultra ultra failing, the first two were like aaaawwww man bad luck. One mistake.

    This guy can go and FUCK himself.

    Tube on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    tube are you a fan of mr. jeremy clarkson?

    No but I'm going to fucking right to him now

    this is leftie vegetarian gatso bullshit gone maaaaddddd
    yessss

    call him

    yell POWEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR into the phone to get his attention

    Faricazy on
  • TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Tube it says this thread was made 14 hours ago.

    You are 2 hours late.

    Transporter on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Oh is this "roundabout" that thing in European Vacation that they drove around for hours in front of Parliament? We don't have too many of those in Americaland.

    There's a ton of them in DC. It is to confuse invading armies and make you wait to get in for half an hour during rush hour. A lot of people have no clue what the hell they are doing on them.
    what do you mean

    i don't think the armies would keep going round the roundabout

    waiting to merge

    hahaha

    Faricazy on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2007
    Tube it says this thread was made 14 hours ago.

    You are 2 hours late.

    I did the test two hours ago sweet cheeks

    Tube on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Tube it says this thread was made 14 hours ago.

    You are 2 hours late.
    this is one of those things

    either a retarded attempt at a joke

    or something you wrote that you will read and go "wait i'm a fucking dumbass"

    Faricazy on
  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    The test takes a little while obviously.

    My driving test was like:

    "Ok, now stop. Good. Now see if you can back up straight without turning. GOOD JOB!"
    "Ok, ok, now go ahead and get on the freeway NOW GET OFF THE FREEWAY! Wow, that was good. You passed."

    Daric on
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I'll bet redfenix would have passed this test. Drunk, with his stepdaughers in the car no less.

    Butters on
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  • TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Tube it says this thread was made 14 hours ago.

    You are 2 hours late.
    this is one of those things

    either a retarded attempt at a joke

    or something you wrote that you will read and go "wait i'm a fucking dumbass"

    it's not my fault Tube seems to post while taking driving tests.

    And also post his completion of said driving test without me noticing.

    Wait it is.

    Transporter on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I passed my written test and my driving test on the first time through.

    The oral test was later :winky:

    Hunter on
  • FrostozunaFrostozuna Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    I passed my written test and my driving test on the first time through.

    The oral test was later :winky:

    I don't get it

    Frostozuna on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited November 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    man tube

    how long have you been taking lessons for

    like uh

    five years

    on and off

    OOooof

    Have you taken the test in several areas or just the one
    Maybe the people at your test centre are just dicks

    Twice in Chertsey, once (this time) in guildford. The other two were unlucky but fair. This guy was just a raging asshole.

    Find a town with a shitty simple road layout and try it there?

    I'm just going to do chertsey again. It's not like I'm ultra ultra failing, the first two were like aaaawwww man bad luck. One mistake.

    This guy can go and FUCK himself.

    Yeah, sounds like a good idea.

    bongi on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Tube, get hand controls and claim to be a cripple


    your test will take 5 mintues and you are pretty much going to pass if you can start and stop the car.

    Stale on
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  • Blip2004Blip2004 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Man I remember my driving test. The tester was this fat asshole who had to move my seat all the way back and lean the seat backwards just so he could fit in the damn car. Then the test went ok except he tried to fail me for supposedly rolling through 2 stop signs which is bull crap because he is supposed to stop the test immediatly if something illegal is done. So yeh. I barely passed on the first time.

    Blip2004 on
  • TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    Tube, get hand controls and claim to be a cripple


    your test will take 5 mintues and you are pretty much going to pass if you can start and stop the car.

    This is both delightful and horrible.

    Transporter on
  • andrewandrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    Someone was having a test in a hand-controlled car when I went for my test. My instructor explained that the particular one he was driving could do an emergency stop just by tapping both sides of the seat twice with your elbows.

    I thought that was pretty neat.

    andrew on
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    can a one-armed leg amputee drive?

    Faricazy on
  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I cut some lady off in my driving test because she was a bitch and my instructor thought it was hilarious.

    Daric on
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  • GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    Grath: tube can't drive apparently
    Soulfury: How so?
    Grath: he's apparently failed the driving test 4 times now
    Soulfury: how do you fail a driving test four times?
    Grath: I don't know
    Soulfury: thats hard to do.



    edit: Posted by soulfury on my account

    Grath on
  • SoulFurySoulFury Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    Lies and Slander! Tube is a stand up gentleman whom I admire...

    not gay...

    SoulFury on
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