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ButtersA glass of some milksRegistered Userregular
edited November 2007
Oh is this "roundabout" that thing in European Vacation that they drove around for hours in front of Parliament? We don't have too many of those in Americaland.
Oh is this "roundabout" that thing in European Vacation that they drove around for hours in front of Parliament? We don't have too many of those in Americaland.
There's a ton of them in DC. It is to confuse invading armies and make you wait to get in for half an hour during rush hour. A lot of people have no clue what the hell they are doing on them.
Oh is this "roundabout" that thing in European Vacation that they drove around for hours in front of Parliament? We don't have too many of those in Americaland.
There's a ton of them in DC. It is to confuse invading armies and make you wait to get in for half an hour during rush hour. A lot of people have no clue what the hell they are doing on them.
what do you mean
i don't think the armies would keep going round the roundabout
"Ok, now stop. Good. Now see if you can back up straight without turning. GOOD JOB!"
"Ok, ok, now go ahead and get on the freeway NOW GET OFF THE FREEWAY! Wow, that was good. You passed."
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ButtersA glass of some milksRegistered Userregular
edited November 2007
I'll bet redfenix would have passed this test. Drunk, with his stepdaughers in the car no less.
Man I remember my driving test. The tester was this fat asshole who had to move my seat all the way back and lean the seat backwards just so he could fit in the damn car. Then the test went ok except he tried to fail me for supposedly rolling through 2 stop signs which is bull crap because he is supposed to stop the test immediatly if something illegal is done. So yeh. I barely passed on the first time.
Someone was having a test in a hand-controlled car when I went for my test. My instructor explained that the particular one he was driving could do an emergency stop just by tapping both sides of the seat twice with your elbows.
I thought that was pretty neat.
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The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
I cut some lady off in my driving test because she was a bitch and my instructor thought it was hilarious.
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GrathI'm a much happier person these daysRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited November 2007
Grath: tube can't drive apparently
Soulfury: How so?
Grath: he's apparently failed the driving test 4 times now
Soulfury: how do you fail a driving test four times?
Grath: I don't know
Soulfury: thats hard to do.
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like a hundred years old. too old for this shit. apparently it gets harder to learn to drive as you get older, and I am like 72
like uh
five years
on and off
OOooof
Have you taken the test in several areas or just the one
Maybe the people at your test centre are just dicks
you go round it like this (
he says I went round them like this I
I think it's odd that no one has ever said that before ever
I have no idea what he's fucking talking about either.
Twice in Chertsey, once (this time) in guildford. The other two were unlucky but fair. This guy was just a raging asshole.
like
curbs
and trees
maybe some rocks
yes, hence I didn't fucking do it.
Find a town with a shitty simple road layout and try it there?
No but I'm going to fucking right to him now
this is leftie vegetarian gatso bullshit gone maaaaddddd
"bloody well job, mate"
There's a ton of them in DC. It is to confuse invading armies and make you wait to get in for half an hour during rush hour. A lot of people have no clue what the hell they are doing on them.
I'm just going to do chertsey again. It's not like I'm ultra ultra failing, the first two were like aaaawwww man bad luck. One mistake.
This guy can go and FUCK himself.
call him
yell POWEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR into the phone to get his attention
You are 2 hours late.
i don't think the armies would keep going round the roundabout
waiting to merge
hahaha
I did the test two hours ago sweet cheeks
either a retarded attempt at a joke
or something you wrote that you will read and go "wait i'm a fucking dumbass"
My driving test was like:
"Ok, now stop. Good. Now see if you can back up straight without turning. GOOD JOB!"
"Ok, ok, now go ahead and get on the freeway NOW GET OFF THE FREEWAY! Wow, that was good. You passed."
it's not my fault Tube seems to post while taking driving tests.
And also post his completion of said driving test without me noticing.
Wait it is.
The oral test was later :winky:
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I don't get it
Yeah, sounds like a good idea.
your test will take 5 mintues and you are pretty much going to pass if you can start and stop the car.
This is both delightful and horrible.
I thought that was pretty neat.
Soulfury: How so?
Grath: he's apparently failed the driving test 4 times now
Soulfury: how do you fail a driving test four times?
Grath: I don't know
Soulfury: thats hard to do.
edit: Posted by soulfury on my account
not gay...