So I had a fun night last night. I was the only one from my shift to show up at work. Which would be cool if we didn't have to have two people in the building for safety reasons. Since the second person was my boss who I had to call in at 12:30 at night I decided screwing around on the internet was not a good plan...
So regardless, I was nowhere near my PM box when it reached 100% capacity. It's nice that they send you a notice each and every time somebody PMs you while it's full. A shame they didn't include the text of the PM, that would have been useful or something.
In the mean time....to the bandwagon machine! !Oatway and !DevoutlyApathetic.
I had a subplot last night, I'm clearly too important to die.
This is obviously a false statement. Observe the frequency of the High-Compression positronic radio coils. Those emissions clearly reflect a lack of sub-luminescent energy levels which manifest themselves polarly in the space-time continuum as hypertensic neuronic anomalies.
Rule 1: Once you have their money... never give it back.
The Ferengi rules of acquisition! These are the ironclad, hard-fast rules of the Ferengi alliance, set down by their elders that they might best acquire more latinum in true Ferengi fashion. By simply following these ~286 rules, any true-blooded Ferengi can con a lesser being out of all of his latinum... or more!
Rule 35: War is good for business.
And so the away team comes into the picture. To the Federation, this was probably some matter of national security. The Klingons? They were probably worried about honor! The Ferengi Alliance? This would be a great chance to sell some commemorative 'Tau Cygna' victory coffee mugs. These would go 'on sale' for 'half price' immediately after their release to show Ferengi nationalism, and would only cost one thirty-second of their retail price to mass-produce.
45: Expand, or die.
This rule, given to the Ferengi by a warp-technology peddling merchant, was important for Locus, who had simply not followed the rule. The rest of the away team had learned from his bankrupting mistake though... and look where it had got them. Asukui found herself among two corpses. Qorzm and Grundlterror had perished the previous night, both of them Cardassians. Her tricorder revealed signs of Sheliak phasers on them, but She couldn't quite be sure.
Beep boop bee-beep!
There was something odd. Some sort of phaser radiation which was different here. Something she didn't recognize. She checked her tricorder again... but it was too late.
"No... the Sheliak!"
She looked behind her, but it was not the Sheliak. It was Delroland. It was ACTUALLY Delroland! She quickly hit her communicator to attempt to seek help from her comrades, but she found it unresponsive.
"What have you done?" Asukui asked.
"I've disabled your communicator, weak one. I am a communications officer, after all. And I think it's time for you to die."
"But... if you're a communications officer, you don't have a phaser."
"..."
"Were you planning on Jamming me to death?"
"Well, I hadn't...."
Delroland thought a minute. "I hadn't really thought about that." His reverie was interrupted though. He turned around...
"No, the Sheliak!"
He looked behind him, but it was not the Sheliak. It was Floatway. It was ACTUALLY Bloatway! He quickly hit his communicator to attempt to seek help from his comrades, but he found it unresponsive.
"What have you done?" Delroland asked.
"I've disabled your communicator, weak one. I am a communications officer, after all. And I think it's time for you to die."
"But... if you're a communications officer, you don't have a phaser."
"..."
Asukui interrupted. "Guys, we've already been over this, and I'm not sure we have time to do it again..." She pointed, and thirty feet away were the Sheliak, standing ominously. But these Sheliak were different. Yes, Asukui thought! How had she missed this? Thats the only explanation for the difference in phasers... These... these Sheliak were...
The protection notice just shows who got it, regardless of whether they got targeted by anything? Or did the protected person get attacked both nights?
Posts
Seriously.
3DS: 2852-6809-9411
If it keeps me alive, !Oatway
Man bandwagons.
bandwagons
3DS: 2852-6809-9411
"Go up, thou bald head." -2 Kings 2:23
!Gumpy A vote for yourself is a vote for survival.
visiblehowl to restore order.
So regardless, I was nowhere near my PM box when it reached 100% capacity. It's nice that they send you a notice each and every time somebody PMs you while it's full. A shame they didn't include the text of the PM, that would have been useful or something.
In the mean time....to the bandwagon machine! !Oatway and !DevoutlyApathetic.
I had a subplot last night, I'm clearly too important to die.
I'd already done a "thanks for volunteering" vote. You didn't even make one at all. You are clearly the trend-breaker here.
You can't dispute the facts!
You can make up facts.
3DS: 2852-6809-9411
Oatway needs some love
This is obviously a false statement. Observe the frequency of the High-Compression positronic radio coils. Those emissions clearly reflect a lack of sub-luminescent energy levels which manifest themselves polarly in the space-time continuum as hypertensic neuronic anomalies.
vote visiblehowl
facts eh?
3DS: 2852-6809-9411
Or did I mix those up?
And because bandwagons are mean ;p, Oatway
!vote Oatway bandwagon.
!Gumpy because bears are cute!
"Go up, thou bald head." -2 Kings 2:23
!Crono729 just cause.
Raakam is nice and likes cake
My head is about to explode. Hopefully I can stay up long enough for the narration!
they don't it be like it is but it do
But !Saburbia is really cute so what the hell.
Zot is running a super mini phalla since rend isn't around
3 spots
1
2
3
Come onnnn
(zellpher, on the count of three will both zap zot, Okay?)
Village wins!
Role pm:
You're a vigilante! Send the order to me
You have 5 minutes
aaaaandddd
GO!
1 Infidel
2 Zellpher
3 Durgay
like nowish
???????
Rule 1: Once you have their money... never give it back.
The Ferengi rules of acquisition! These are the ironclad, hard-fast rules of the Ferengi alliance, set down by their elders that they might best acquire more latinum in true Ferengi fashion. By simply following these ~286 rules, any true-blooded Ferengi can con a lesser being out of all of his latinum... or more!
Rule 35: War is good for business.
And so the away team comes into the picture. To the Federation, this was probably some matter of national security. The Klingons? They were probably worried about honor! The Ferengi Alliance? This would be a great chance to sell some commemorative 'Tau Cygna' victory coffee mugs. These would go 'on sale' for 'half price' immediately after their release to show Ferengi nationalism, and would only cost one thirty-second of their retail price to mass-produce.
45: Expand, or die.
This rule, given to the Ferengi by a warp-technology peddling merchant, was important for Locus, who had simply not followed the rule. The rest of the away team had learned from his bankrupting mistake though... and look where it had got them.
Asukui found herself among two corpses. Qorzm and Grundlterror had perished the previous night, both of them Cardassians. Her tricorder revealed signs of Sheliak phasers on them, but She couldn't quite be sure.
Beep boop bee-beep!
There was something odd. Some sort of phaser radiation which was different here. Something she didn't recognize. She checked her tricorder again... but it was too late.
"No... the Sheliak!"
She looked behind her, but it was not the Sheliak. It was Delroland. It was ACTUALLY Delroland! She quickly hit her communicator to attempt to seek help from her comrades, but she found it unresponsive.
"What have you done?" Asukui asked.
"I've disabled your communicator, weak one. I am a communications officer, after all. And I think it's time for you to die."
"But... if you're a communications officer, you don't have a phaser."
"..."
"Were you planning on Jamming me to death?"
"Well, I hadn't...."
Delroland thought a minute. "I hadn't really thought about that." His reverie was interrupted though. He turned around...
"No, the Sheliak!"
He looked behind him, but it was not the Sheliak. It was Floatway. It was ACTUALLY Bloatway! He quickly hit his communicator to attempt to seek help from his comrades, but he found it unresponsive.
"What have you done?" Delroland asked.
"I've disabled your communicator, weak one. I am a communications officer, after all. And I think it's time for you to die."
"But... if you're a communications officer, you don't have a phaser."
"..."
Asukui interrupted. "Guys, we've already been over this, and I'm not sure we have time to do it again..." She pointed, and thirty feet away were the Sheliak, standing ominously. But these Sheliak were different. Yes, Asukui thought! How had she missed this? Thats the only explanation for the difference in phasers... These... these Sheliak were...
"Prepare to be assimilated." They said.
"Resistance is Futile."
Results:
Oatway -Cardassian Communications Officer- (Assimilated)
Asukui -Cardassian Security Officer- (Phaser)
Delroland -Klingon Communications Officer- (Phaser)
E:I'm retarded
very well
Infidel was found with a shotgun in his hands and his brains splattered all over the walls
Durax was found stabbed to dead
Zellpher died for being inferior
Dead:
Infidel
Durax
Zellpher
Zot wins again
Jesus christ you people fail miserably at this game
Or a Cardassian.
The protection notice just shows who got it, regardless of whether they got targeted by anything? Or did the protected person get attacked both nights?
Did Durax submit suicide as well??
Because if so, and Zellpher died for inactivity, then Zot really did win this one...