Square going to make a console?

MatthewMatthew Registered User regular
edited November 2007 in Games and Technology
Has anyone heard about this?

I was at my locak EB Games getting my copy og DQM Joker, when I started talking to one of the older guys behind the counter abou tthe DS Dragon quest, and Final Fantasy remakes. It was your basic "This thing will never get released overseas-No it will" argument. And he told me that he had heard that Squeenix was going to create their own console soon, and it was 99% certain it would be Japan only.

I thought that was incredibly silly, as it didn't sound like Square at all.

I haven't heard a drop about this anywhere else. Anybody around here heard it?

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  • Ah_PookAh_Pook Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    this is not true

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    An employee from EB told you about this. I think it's safe to say it's not true.

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  • DelzhandDelzhand Hard to miss. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Ha ha ha what

    Why would Square make a console? I can't decide if the EB guy is an idiot or willfully spreading rumors.

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  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    He argued that a DS Final Fantasy remake wouldn't be localized and you give credibility to anything else he says?

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  • 0blique0blique Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Yeah, there's a lot of sales reps that don't really know what they're talking about. Thankfully not the majority (as far as I know), but there's still a lot. And unfortunately, there's a lot of people who are going to believe them.

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  • Mace1370Mace1370 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    You totally should have tried to pre-order it.

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  • Bionic MonkeyBionic Monkey Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    There's been some speculation that they might, but there's absolutely no evidence. Feel free to go back and call him a liar to his face.

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  • YodaTunaYodaTuna Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    An employee from EB told you about this. I think it's safe to say it's not true.

    :cry:

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    There is .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance this is true

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  • gunwarriorgunwarrior Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Blankspace wrote: »
    There is .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance this is true

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    gunwarrior wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    This is not true

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  • mausmalonemausmalone Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    An employee from EB told you about this. I think it's safe to say it's not true.

    An employee at EB once told me that the PS3 was going to have 8 separate CPUs.

    And then his co-worker insisted that that couldn't be true because a PC can't have more than 5 because then you run out of space for fans.

    You can always tell who's the dumbest guy working at an EB because he's the one that won't stop talking. The guy standing in the corner with a smirk looking on in disgust is the one that knows better.

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  • UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    A fucking employee at Best Buy once told me he was beta testing Diablo 3. I told him he's wrong, but he was like "yeah dude its totally sick" and I just laughed and kept walking.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    No it is true.

    It's going to have tentacles as controllers.

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  • TeevirusTeevirus Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Mace1370 wrote: »
    You totally should have tried to pre-order it.

    I laughed. Not very often that I laugh at my monitor.

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  • urahonkyurahonky Cynical Old Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Urian wrote: »
    A fucking employee at Best Buy once told me he was beta testing Diablo 3. I told him he's wrong, but he was like "yeah dude its totally sick" and I just laughed and kept walking.

    Once this customer told me that he was the Prime Minister of India, and he was going to get the government to sue me for refusing to sell a display laptop that was on sale.

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  • Spacehog85Spacehog85 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    i think some EB/Gamestop employees would tell you Christ himself was developing a console/game. And then they would try to make you preorder it.

    Employee: Would you like to preorder the Crucifix 360? It comes with a 3 day warranty. for instance, if it breaks on a friday, itll be good as new on sunday.

    Me: uh no thanks.

    Employee: Are you sure? It has motion controls!

    Me: No.

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  • 0blique0blique Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    You mean you weren't sure?

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  • Spacehog85Spacehog85 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    They almost had me with the motion controls, but the only game it worked with was "nail the savior to the cross"
    I didnt because I hate RPG's

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  • TeevirusTeevirus Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    0blique wrote: »
    You mean you weren't sure?

    I couldn't find it in my heart to tell him that someone already covered the pre-order joke with a much more effective [minimalistic] approach, but having him rethink his dialogue is close enough, I suppose. Good show :P

    As for Square making a console? Hahahaha. C'mon.

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  • Spacehog85Spacehog85 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    i thank you for sparing my feelings good sir

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  • urahonkyurahonky Cynical Old Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Spacehog85 wrote: »
    They almost had me with the motion controls, but the only game it worked with was "nail the savior to the cross"
    I didnt because I hate RPG's

    Yeah. I'm sure it'll end up being a grind-fest.

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  • Mace1370Mace1370 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Teevirus wrote: »
    Mace1370 wrote: »
    You totally should have tried to pre-order it.

    I laughed. Not very often that I laugh at my monitor.

    I aim to please.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    YodaTuna wrote: »
    An employee from EB told you about this. I think it's safe to say it's not true.

    :cry:

    Hey, I work at Gamestop. Doesn't change the fact that a lot of folks who work their don't know what they're talking about.

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  • ethicalseanethicalsean Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Frosteey wrote: »
    He argued that a DS Final Fantasy remake wouldn't be localized and you give credibility to anything else he says?

    I think the greater mystery is how anyone could be so adamant in an argument against the remakes making it over here when the customer is picking up a copy of DQM: Joker. Well, at least they know where the aliens are gonna ambush me, right?

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  • gtrmpgtrmp Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Blaket wrote: »
    No it is true.

    It's going to have tentacles as controllers.
    Overfiend 2K8 to be Game of the Year?

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    If Square makes a console, I'll eat a pizza with mushrooms on it.

    (I don't like my pizza with mushrooms on it.)

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  • 0blique0blique Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Hmmm, doesn't seem like a very adventurous wager. Unless you're saying that you'd eat the console as well.

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  • MasoniteMasonite Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    YodaTuna wrote: »
    An employee from EB told you about this. I think it's safe to say it's not true.

    :cry:

    The last time I was in an EB (at the release of Okami), the guy who was ringing me up was trying to get me to preorder something and had gotten on the topic of DS games. I mentioned to him that I was waiting to get my hands on the new black DS Lite, and he told me that they were exclusive to Europe. I just shook my head and left.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    0blique wrote: »
    Hmmm, doesn't seem like a very adventurous wager. Unless you're saying that you'd eat the console as well.

    I'm not going to buy a console just for Final Fantasy.

    Otherwise I'd have a PS3.

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  • FCDFCD Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    0blique wrote: »
    Hmmm, doesn't seem like a very adventurous wager. Unless you're saying that you'd eat the console as well.

    I'm not going to buy a console just for Final Fantasy.

    Otherwise I'd have a PS3.

    ICE BURN

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  • wateyadwateyad Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Uh, I think there is actually some truth to this. I remember a news article a while back about them acquiring Taito in order to produce some sort of hardware but it made it pretty clear that whatever it was wasn't really something that would be competing with any of the current consoles in any way. I don't remember exactly what it was but I don't think it excited me all that much.

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    mausmalone wrote: »
    An employee from EB told you about this. I think it's safe to say it's not true.

    An employee at EB once told me that the PS3 was going to have 8 separate CPUs.

    And then his co-worker insisted that that couldn't be true because a PC can't have more than 5 because then you run out of space for fans.

    You can always tell who's the dumbest guy working at an EB because he's the one that won't stop talking. The guy standing in the corner with a smirk looking on in disgust is the one that knows better.

    We had a guy at our store who was NOTORIOUS for making shit up.

    I caught him telling folks that the legendary edition Halo 3 came with 5 discs, and then making fun of it for that, because he couldn't think of whatthey could possibly fit onthose discs.

    He also insisted to me once that Orange Box would be coming out on multiple discs, and that we'd probably take in each disc seperately used (I'm thinking this one was caused by the "five games, one box" advertising campaign).

    The worst, though, was when he was acidentally almost right. As some point he started insisting to people that Smash Bros. would be pushed back, to add more characters to it. He evengot the 16 year old who works at our store to tell it to people too. For the record, he pulled this ENTIRELY out of his ass.

    Then, within the same week, Sonic is announced, and the game is postponed, so he starts insisting he has been right (clearly sonic was already in, they just waitedto reveal him, and while the game may still have some work to be done, it is not "adding characters" work) andthis just makes him even more furvent aboutthe things he pulls out of his ass.

    Luckily he's at a different store now, unluckily, he is acting manager.

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  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    They're wrong, but it's an easy mistake to make. Square-Enix is going Phantom exclusive in 2008.

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  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    An employee from EB told you about this. I think it's safe to say it's not true.

    But... but those commercials!

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  • SirUltimosSirUltimos Don't talk, Rusty. Just paint. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    wateyad wrote: »
    Uh, I think there is actually some truth to this. I remember a news article a while back about them acquiring Taito in order to produce some sort of hardware but it made it pretty clear that whatever it was wasn't really something that would be competing with any of the current consoles in any way. I don't remember exactly what it was but I don't think it excited me all that much.

    If this is true then it's probably just an arcade board. Which you could call a console, I guess.

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  • Mmmm... Cocks...Mmmm... Cocks... Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    SirUltimos wrote: »
    wateyad wrote: »
    Uh, I think there is actually some truth to this. I remember a news article a while back about them acquiring Taito in order to produce some sort of hardware but it made it pretty clear that whatever it was wasn't really something that would be competing with any of the current consoles in any way. I don't remember exactly what it was but I don't think it excited me all that much.

    If this is true then it's probably just an arcade board. Which you could call a console, I guess.
    Actually wow, yea, that makes a good bit of sense considering how Arcades still do well over there.

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  • AccualtAccualt Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    EBStops are full of clerks who make up the dumbest rumors ever.
    Then you call them on it and they don't know what to do.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
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  • Evil_PigEvil_Pig Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I called an employee a liar once (not being rude of course) when he was saying RB was supposed to come out end of December in Canada, while nothing was officially announced.

    He was right :(

    I hate being wrong.

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