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So I'm pretty much in a constant state of daydreaming, head in the clouds, etc. Just wondering what sort of scenarios you folk tend to play out in your minds as the day goes by.
Yesterday I was walking back from picking up my lunch when I suddenly imagined some sort of beam striking down through the clouds and leveling one of the office towers a couple of blocks away. Tried to imagine what I would do if that actually happened. Only thought was, "Welp, I'm certainly not going to try hiding in any large buildings."
Today I'm thinking how awesome it would be to have a network of ziplines between all the buildings downtown, people just flying all over the place.
I like to imagine people as types of jam. Raspberry, mostly.
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited November 2007
Teefs with the Beatles reference for the win.
also, I often daydream about screaming at my step-sister so hard that my vocal chords explode out of my mouth in a fountain of fatal, bloody gore.
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Garlic Breadi'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm aRegistered User, Disagreeableregular
edited November 2007
i imagine how i would become a superhero at any given moment
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Larlarconsecutive normal brunchesModerator, ClubPAMod Emeritus
edited November 2007
Sometimes when I'm walking somewhere I look at someone else and imagine what the aftermath would be like if a deep voice boomed "I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU" from the sky and a giant hand came down out of the clouds and hauled that person up and away, screaming.
how do you know you are not daydreaming right now?
oh shut up
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NogsCrap, crap, mega crap.Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered Userregular
edited November 2007
man, mine are usually pretty stupid things. like sparring combos and techniques, fake conversations, and projecting myself as the main character of whatever book i am currently reading.
My roommate just ran out chasing his girlfriend that he may have just broken up with.
Would I be less of a friend if I used this opportunity to play Team Fortress 2 on his computer?
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, ModeratorMod Emeritus
I imagine every way I could possibly die at that particular moment
then I try to avoid dying
Scenarios like accidentally stepping in front of a Hummer limosine?
man the walk light was on okay
no
it wasn't
and it was a gigantic yellow stretch H2 limo
and we were all yelling directly at you
"STOP FUCKING WALKING THERE IS A GREAT BIG FUCKING YELLOW STRETCH H2 LIMO COMING RIGHT AT YOU"
and you proceeded to giggle like a schoolgirl and look in every conceivable direction except toward the screaming yellow stretch deathmobile that was heading right toward you.
My roommate just ran out chasing his girlfriend that he may have just broken up with.
Would I be less of a friend if I used this opportunity to play Team Fortress 2 on his computer?
She's vulnerable. Get her alone, and get some booze in her.
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, ModeratorMod Emeritus
My roommate just ran out chasing his girlfriend that he may have just broken up with.
Would I be less of a friend if I used this opportunity to play Team Fortress 2 on his computer?
She's vulnerable. Get her alone, and get some booze in her.
Goddamnit, I don't want her!
I want to play the game.
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, ModeratorMod Emeritus
RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, ModeratorMod Emeritus
edited November 2007
well okay
but you totally looked back at us and laughed like you thought we were telling you a joke
just all "hahaha yeah guys I know, totally!"
and I seem to remember the light being yellow still, but *meh* who knows
details details, the important thing here is that you looked foolish for a moment and now I get to force you to relive that moment over and over for my own pleasure
i daydream too much when i'm walking around campus
it results in people calling my name 5-6 times before i even realize they are trying to catch my attention
i mostly daydream about how cool it would be if i didn't have anything to do, like, no obligations
and then i start thinking about ways i can finish all the projects i should be doing
then i imagine being a racecar driver
or an off-road racer
basically anything involving goin fast in a vehicle
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World as Mytha breezy way to annoy serious peopleRegistered Userregular
edited November 2007
also I was lying I really do wander into traffic quite often
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and saving the world.
Crazy violent awesome sex
or Crazy violent awesome murder
then I try to avoid dying
also, I often daydream about screaming at my step-sister so hard that my vocal chords explode out of my mouth in a fountain of fatal, bloody gore.
I hardly see a situation where that wouldn't be fatal.
Scenarios like accidentally stepping in front of a Hummer limosine?
This is your neocortex speaking: Wake up! You're about to crash into a tree!
and when I'm on the bus and we pass the federal building, I always daydream some really violent protest going on outside of it
Alright Suave, settle your ass down.
oh shut up
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
Because I'm itchy.
I'm never itchy in my daydreams.
Would I be less of a friend if I used this opportunity to play Team Fortress 2 on his computer?
no
it wasn't
and it was a gigantic yellow stretch H2 limo
and we were all yelling directly at you
"STOP FUCKING WALKING THERE IS A GREAT BIG FUCKING YELLOW STRETCH H2 LIMO COMING RIGHT AT YOU"
and you proceeded to giggle like a schoolgirl and look in every conceivable direction except toward the screaming yellow stretch deathmobile that was heading right toward you.
Incredible.
I do that too.
that was highly embellished
I feel a little hurt
hehehohohaha
It's like a little yellow hummer just ran over her heart.
Goddamnit, I don't want her!
I want to play the game.
your face is highly embellished
and no, that was pretty much exactly how it went
and the hummer really did run a red light I am not joking about that, I don't just wander into traffic
but you totally looked back at us and laughed like you thought we were telling you a joke
just all "hahaha yeah guys I know, totally!"
and I seem to remember the light being yellow still, but *meh* who knows
details details, the important thing here is that you looked foolish for a moment and now I get to force you to relive that moment over and over for my own pleasure
it results in people calling my name 5-6 times before i even realize they are trying to catch my attention
i mostly daydream about how cool it would be if i didn't have anything to do, like, no obligations
and then i start thinking about ways i can finish all the projects i should be doing
then i imagine being a racecar driver
or an off-road racer
basically anything involving goin fast in a vehicle
I almost killed larlar like four times
I daydreamed that dream like twice a week
For three years.