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[CoV]So You Want To Be A Whore?

ScooterScooter Registered User regular
edited January 2008 in MMO Extravaganza
Power's Affliction has helped fund (in exchange for a generous service discount) a branch of the Rogue Isle Escorts, the Private Attractions. This is a new group for superpowered members of the world's oldest profession. We have already begun recruiting, as you can see:

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Here you can see our ladies servicing some of Paragon City's finest!

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In addition to escorts, we also have open positions for:

Strippers
Porn Stars
Real Bots
Pimps
Gimps
Dominatrices
Madames
Centerfolds
Automobile Repair
Phone Sex Operators
Corrupt Vice Cops
Paralegal Services
Massage Engineers
and Gear's Mom.

In Private Attractions, you can earn great inf, without ever leaving your bed! But don't take my word for it, here's a few of our satisfied customers:

"I hired them on to get a hold of my bone, and they all lept right to the task! These ladies sure love their work!"
- Mr. Bocor, Voodoo Man

"They came right over to my place, and by the time they were done, I could hardly move! The doctors say I'll be like this for another 6-8 weeks!"
- Duke Mordrogar, Hellion

So pull on those fishnets, tie on that corset, and join Private Attractions today!



Private Attractions is only available in the Rogue Isles. Private Attractions is not responsible for psychotic breaks caused by seductive illusions, superpowers gained through mutated STDs, malfunctioning fembots, radioactive genitals, rectal discomfort, or sudden loss of yo teeth, bitch. Use only as directed. Protective force fields or elemental shields are recommended. Happy Endings may incur a surcharge.

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  • korodullinkorodullin What. SCRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    By the end of our little trip to the bank there, we'd worked up enough of a reputation with our clientele that those classy Longbow chaps just couldn't stop throwing themselves at us.

    So many Happy Endings.

    So many.

    korodullin on
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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Yes. Yes I do.

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    Hot Candy Wax!
    A member of the unscrupulous Private Attractions escort service, Candy earned her name from a penchant for spicing up her more innate talents with the liberal application of melted candle wax. When a sudden and unexpected influx of sado-masochistic immigrants caused a temporary candle shortage in the Rogue Isles, Candy was forced to borrow supplies from a friend of her "agent", the illustrious Mr. Bocor. The especially liberal use of Bocor's spooky candles had unforeseen consequences and Hot Candy Wax found herself no longer requiring a cigarette lighter, as her body was imbued with the power to control flame and smoke!

    Whose idea was this anyway?

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  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I take full credit/blame.

    Guess I'll do a roster, just going off memory atm though:

    Scooter - The Pink Glove - Elec/Elec Brute
    Mysst - The Man to See - MA/Regen Stalker
    Sieve - The Gentlest Touch - Mind/Energy Dom
    Sponge - Hot Candy Wax - Fire Dom?
    IrB - Daughter of Janus - Mind/Psi Dom
    IrB - Mustang Sally - Elec/Elec Brute
    Mistress Dominatra - Mind/Thorns Dom
    ReaperSMS - Atomic Street Bunny - Rad/Kin Corr
    Inflamed Desire - Fire/Kin Corr
    Jesse Banks - ? MM
    Lady H - ? Stalker

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  • AccualtAccualt Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    /em hangs his head in shame.

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  • rizriz Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Ahahahaha.... :^:

    riz on
  • korodullinkorodullin What. SCRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    My Dom is /Energy.

    korodullin on
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  • ReaperSMSReaperSMS Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Atomic Street Bunny is mine, rad/kin corr

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  • ScreamlineScreamline Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Daughter of Janus is Mind/Psi
    Mustang Sally is Elec/elec

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  • Gear GirlGear Girl More class than a state university Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Is this on Virtue?

    Gear Girl on
  • korodullinkorodullin What. SCRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Yeah.

    korodullin on
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  • Gear GirlGear Girl More class than a state university Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Has anyone made an asian schoolgirl yet?

    I think if people haven't I might.....






























    ...make a stalker.

    Gear Girl on
  • korodullinkorodullin What. SCRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    My Dominator is a young Asian "massage artist".

    But not a schoolgirl.

    korodullin on
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  • Gear GirlGear Girl More class than a state university Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Hmm that is still too close. But we shall see.

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  • ProfessorPolycarpProfessorPolycarp Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Inflamed Desire is a Fire/Kin corr.

    The problem with this SG is there are too many good concepts.

    We gonna have the hookers do some streetwork again tonight? Should be a number of us close to 10 to lackey the fresh meat.

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  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I'll be workin' it.


    Started on a base but didn't have the cash for more than an IO station. We need to raise the dough for some bedr...er, Customer Service Stations!

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  • korodullinkorodullin What. SCRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Scooter. Mama Divine is also on duty with her posse of bodyguards and bubbles (wrap it up!) to help keep the girls from harm.

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  • PbPb Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I have Madame Orgone, Mind/Psi dom

    Pb on
  • NocrenNocren Lt Futz, Back in Action North CarolinaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Just to go against the grain... I'm tempted to make a sub-pimp (female) that specializes in Joyboys. (thugs MM, basicly)

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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Why look everyone, it's Dr. Chris Hanger!

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    "Need a hand girls?"



    Also featured: Some whores.

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  • ProfessorPolycarpProfessorPolycarp Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Further proof that workin it is serious bidness (spoilered for H Scroll):

    The girls have customers lining up around the block!
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    The good doctor takes care of the girls while they await another customer rush.
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  • LepwaveLepwave Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    My chances of becoming a whore is pretty high after looking at this thread.

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    XBL/CoX tags - Lepwave/@Lepwave
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  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I am envious of the size of your...monitor.



    The Ho Hall is mostly up and running. Another 110k or so and I can put in a strip club.

    Scooter on
  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Gear Girl wrote: »
    Has anyone made an asian schoolgirl yet?

    I think if people haven't I might.....

    ...make a stalker.
    I'd suggest the name "Tongue Thai'd".

    Because the only thing more annoying then a stalker, is one with a terrible pun as the name.

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  • SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Dr. C Hanger= D:

    Also, this seems like one of the better theme groups, but like others(except Squadron) I don't see it staying around long enough for me to make a character.

    Septus on
    PSN: Kurahoshi1
  • korodullinkorodullin What. SCRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Sadly enough, my Dom is probably sticking around. It's easily the best Villain character I've played.

    korodullin on
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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    If scoot has already started on a base, it's sure as hell going to stick around.

    Mysst on
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  • SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Mysst wrote: »
    If scoot has already started on a base, it's sure as hell going to stick around.

    Like H.A.R.M. did?

    Septus on
    PSN: Kurahoshi1
  • Gear GirlGear Girl More class than a state university Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Septus wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    If scoot has already started on a base, it's sure as hell going to stick around.

    Like H.A.R.M. did?

    The Phantoms are also still around, they just rarely play together anymore.

    Gear Girl on
  • AccualtAccualt Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Even if the SG falls apart there will always be positions available in the Affliction gentleman's club.

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  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Septus wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    If scoot has already started on a base, it's sure as hell going to stick around.

    Like H.A.R.M. did?


    My HARMer is still actually my highest villain on that account. And I've always wanted an excuse to play an elec/elec brute, so I think this one's gonna go past that.

    You're going to feel so embarassed when we're selling ourselves to patrons and you're still servicing the line behind the Super Mexicano!




    I predict this will stay around until we all get genericed/deleted/banzored

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Ok Gear, here's the breakdown-

    Slim, with chest moved to halfway and physique moved to 1/4. Height changed to 6 foot 6 inches.

    Skin color is the top row, one from the right end

    Young Face 1
    Makeup 4
    -Pink, that is the second from the bottom, right before pastels-

    Fat pigtails
    -red/red just before pastel-

    Tops with skin, desire
    -red just before pastel-

    Sleeves
    Sleeves and skin
    -same red as desire-

    Chain
    -white/white-

    Pants
    Flared Pants
    Flames
    -I'm using red pants with black flames-

    High heels
    -red on mine, black on yours-

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Post pictures of this duo of whores.

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  • NocrenNocren Lt Futz, Back in Action North CarolinaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Madame Sapphire is ready to go with her first Man-toy, Lawrence.

    <screenshot forthcoming>

    Can someone recommend me some names for thug2, and the LTs?
    (Flamer and Twink are reserved for the pyro and brute)

    And I sure as hell play my HARM guy still. But I'm never really much of a team player.

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  • Gear GirlGear Girl More class than a state university Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Gregory

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  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Tonight we added a few new ladies, including DeeDee and DiDi...er, I mean Cindi Mindi and Mandi Candi.

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    HOES, HUSTLE!
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    Even all of us together could get worn out by the demanding Arachnos infantrymen.
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    So we went to relax with some Vahzilok friends and guests.
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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Maybe I'll make some sort of freaky man-gimp.

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  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Since some people have mentioned wanting to do a SF, maybe we should plan on Tarikoss for Sunday afternoon, 3 ESTish. This isn't a for-sure thing, since it depends on how many people are back from Thanksgiving visits to grandma, and how many people have hit 15+ by then, but Sunday should give people some time.

    Scooter on
  • HayasaHayasa Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Is anyone playing Gear's Mom yet?

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Hayasa wrote: »
    Is anyone playing Gear's Mom yet?
    We'd need an Epic AT for that role.

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  • HayasaHayasa Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Damn. I'll go back a generation further.
    MADAM GEARS (zombies/dark mastermind)

    The world's oldest member of the world's oldest profession, ably assisted by her cadre of ex-husbands (Vernon pictured) brought back from the dead to take out the trash.

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