I believe we now have 8 15+ whores, so the Sunday Whorathon SF should be on. Doesn't mean all of those will show up, so if you want in you've got a day and a half to go satisfy yourself some clients.
The Sunday Whorathon went well! Bat-Zul was very pleased with his service, said he hasn't had any like it in 700 years since the Cult of Fell Atios washed ashore the islands.
In other news, Pink got a costume from her favorite client, he likes the cosplay in bed.
A little background first. Scooter and I took our whores to Pocket D on a whim, and we stood at the bar ;drinking. A few minutes go by, and not much is happening aside from Scooter poking fun at a very stupid "emo" bird guy thing. Shortly thereafter, we each get a tell from the same guy; the tell Scooter got was ((OOC)) and tame, praising (I guess?) his bio and costume. The tell I got, however, was quite IC.
This dude was thick. Anyone reading my stupid, simple bio could have figured out what kind of whore I was playing. I had to essentially club him over the head with it to get him to figure out I wasn't one of them "ride 'em, cowboy" types.
Names have been changed to protect the horny. If people really, really want, I'll post his name. For now:
xxxxx: *looks at you out of the corner of his eye and grins*
Me: Hmm?
xxxxx: Nothing miss nothing.
Me: Okay then.
xxxxx: You just must be cold in the outfit you have ont.
Me: That's what the coat is for.
xxxxx: I see. Anything else it's for?
Me: The coat? Well, it's also good for tripping over occasionally.
xxxxx: *laughs a bit* Ahh I see.
Me: Any reason you ask?
xxxxx: Oh no reason at all. Your outfit merely caught my interest is all miss. *grins somewhat devilishly*
Me: Yours and many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many others.
xxxxx: I see my practiced lines will have no affect on you miss.
Me: I've heard most of them before.
xxxxx: Ahh but have you heard some that were said hundreds of years ago by me, a handsome young man?
Me: I... can't say that I have.
xxxxx: See, I'm a wonder all my own.
Me: I see!
xxxxx: An what does that do for my chances with a woman such as yourself?
Me: Well, seeing as you've just admitted you're hundreds of years old, that means I'll most likely charge you extra.
xxxxx: I see, but what if I provide a unique experience?
Me: Unless your muscles are more bent out of shape than Faultline, or certain parts of your anatomy that aren't your arms shoot out rainbows, I don't think you can offer much new.
xxxxx: Oh? Complete memorization of the Kama Sutra and practice and perfection over hundreds of years doesn't count eh?
Me: Well... no, not really.
xxxxx: That's a shame then. I'm sure you've seen them all shapes and sizes down there too eh?
Me: Let's just say that most haven't slotted to impress.
xxxxx: *laughs* A learned woman. I like that.
Me: Well, that's good. I suppose.
xxxxx: So what is it that you do, specialty wise that is.
Me: I massage. I rub. I soothe.
xxxxx: Ahh, and all that is implied in soothe and rub?
Me: As much as your wallet can afford to have implied.
xxxxx: *chuckles* And what is a normal charge?
Me: For someone with such remarkable longevity and... stamina, 20 million.
xxxxx: (( wow if that's IG money no way i can afford it lol )) Really?
Me: Well, of course. Being such a well-traveled, learned fellow of however many hundreds of years you are, I'm certain I'd have to break out the most exotic of talents to even begin to have an effect on you. Such talents bring price.
xxxxx: *nods* I would imagine they would.
Me: Well, if one cannot afford my services, then I'm afraid I must take my leave, since my break is over, and daddy doesn't like when I'm gone from the "shop" too long.
xxxxx: I'm sure we will meet again some time miss. Have a wonderful night. I'm sorry we didn't get the chance for a more "private meeting."
Me: Should you manage to come up with some more funds, then I would be more than happy to consider accomodating you.
xxxxx: Have a great night.
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- The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (2017, colorized)
A little background first. Scooter and I took our whores to Pocket D on a whim, and we stood at the bar ;drinking. A few minutes go by, and not much is happening aside from Scooter poking fun at a very stupid "emo" bird guy thing. Shortly thereafter, we each get a tell from the same guy; the tell Scooter got was ((OOC)) and tame, praising (I guess?) his bio and costume. The tell I got, however, was quite IC.
This dude was thick. Anyone reading my stupid, simple bio could have figured out what kind of whore I was playing. I had to essentially club him over the head with it to get him to figure out I wasn't one of them "ride 'em, cowboy" types.
Names have been changed to protect the horny. If people really, really want, I'll post his name. For now:
xxxxx: *looks at you out of the corner of his eye and grins*
Me: Hmm?
xxxxx: Nothing miss nothing.
Me: Okay then.
xxxxx: You just must be cold in the outfit you have ont.
Me: That's what the coat is for.
xxxxx: I see. Anything else it's for?
Me: The coat? Well, it's also good for tripping over occasionally.
xxxxx: *laughs a bit* Ahh I see.
Me: Any reason you ask?
xxxxx: Oh no reason at all. Your outfit merely caught my interest is all miss. *grins somewhat devilishly*
Me: Yours and many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many others.
xxxxx: I see my practiced lines will have no affect on you miss.
Me: I've heard most of them before.
xxxxx: Ahh but have you heard some that were said hundreds of years ago by me, a handsome young man?
Me: I... can't say that I have.
xxxxx: See, I'm a wonder all my own.
Me: I see!
xxxxx: An what does that do for my chances with a woman such as yourself?
Me: Well, seeing as you've just admitted you're hundreds of years old, that means I'll most likely charge you extra.
xxxxx: I see, but what if I provide a unique experience?
Me: Unless your muscles are more bent out of shape than Faultline, or certain parts of your anatomy that aren't your arms shoot out rainbows, I don't think you can offer much new.
xxxxx: Oh? Complete memorization of the Kama Sutra and practice and perfection over hundreds of years doesn't count eh?
Me: Well... no, not really.
xxxxx: That's a shame then. I'm sure you've seen them all shapes and sizes down there too eh?
Me: Let's just say that most haven't slotted to impress.
xxxxx: *laughs* A learned woman. I like that.
Me: Well, that's good. I suppose.
xxxxx: So what is it that you do, specialty wise that is.
Me: I massage. I rub. I soothe.
xxxxx: Ahh, and all that is implied in soothe and rub?
Me: As much as your wallet can afford to have implied.
xxxxx: *chuckles* And what is a normal charge?
Me: For someone with such remarkable longevity and... stamina, 20 million.
xxxxx: (( wow if that's IG money no way i can afford it lol )) Really?
Me: Well, of course. Being such a well-traveled, learned fellow of however many hundreds of years you are, I'm certain I'd have to break out the most exotic of talents to even begin to have an effect on you. Such talents bring price.
xxxxx: *nods* I would imagine they would.
Me: Well, if one cannot afford my services, then I'm afraid I must take my leave, since my break is over, and daddy doesn't like when I'm gone from the "shop" too long.
xxxxx: I'm sure we will meet again some time miss. Have a wonderful night. I'm sorry we didn't get the chance for a more "private meeting."
Me: Should you manage to come up with some more funds, then I would be more than happy to consider accomodating you.
xxxxx: Have a great night.
Why wouldn't we want you to post his name? I mean, it's not like he's likely to be one of us, right?
Color me red. I made and leveled her to 5 in a hour give or take a few. The name is kinda of silly, but she is tiny. I think I set the height at about 4' 5". She's a Fire/Psi Dom and kicks a ton of ass.
EDIT:
A google search for "Thainee" takes me to a Thai pornsite dedicated to a very little pornstar. God's playing a trick on me.
Edit Part Deux:
Her name is Thainee Imptress. You know cause she is tiny and will have imps. Plus she's tiny.
True, if you're stuck on making it a real name rather than a villain title then you're stuck with the pop culture baggage. But I'm sure if you search hard there's other body mutilations to pick from that have girl names.
Bah, nothing more funny than a person attesting to knowledge of source material, by going from a movie, and being wrong.
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PSN: Kurahoshi1
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Kai_SanCommonly known as Klineshrike!Registered Userregular
edited November 2007
Does COV have any form of free trial thingy? I am very entertained by this mass manginaing and would like to try it out for a bit. Im also being tempted by AC, since I quit WOW I need some random free time killers.
Does COV have any form of free trial thingy? I am very entertained by this mass manginaing and would like to try it out for a bit. Im also being tempted by AC, since I quit WOW I need some random free time killers.
Yes, we can hook you up with a ten day free trial.
PM me your e-mail address.
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Kai_SanCommonly known as Klineshrike!Registered Userregular
edited December 2007
Thanks see, I got the game going and made A stalker and got it to 7. I dunno whats going on as the game has alot more going on than when I played before. I got a good group and went around for quite awhile. Anyway someone needs to make me an official whore. Name is Angel of the Shadow
As long as I'm not out of town this weekend, I'm game.
If I remember correctly, we do have 4 whores at 21-20 (me, Scoot, Duck, Mysst) which should be enough to at least start the SF. Somebody dropped a level 29 in the VG, and I don't know who else is close to or at 20.
Unless we get about 4 of the hookers to 24+ before sunday, avoiding exemplars would probably be a good thing this time.
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In other news, Pink got a costume from her favorite client, he likes the cosplay in bed.
It sure has some, er, shiny bits.
I am very proud of all of you
(I have the chatlog from that guy who sent us tells if you want me to paste it)
Edit: Well, maybe not take. I certainly wouldn't leave her there.
- The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (2017, colorized)
oh
oh yes
please do
This dude was thick. Anyone reading my stupid, simple bio could have figured out what kind of whore I was playing. I had to essentially club him over the head with it to get him to figure out I wasn't one of them "ride 'em, cowboy" types.
Names have been changed to protect the horny. If people really, really want, I'll post his name. For now:
Me: Hmm?
xxxxx: Nothing miss nothing.
Me: Okay then.
xxxxx: You just must be cold in the outfit you have ont.
Me: That's what the coat is for.
xxxxx: I see. Anything else it's for?
Me: The coat? Well, it's also good for tripping over occasionally.
xxxxx: *laughs a bit* Ahh I see.
Me: Any reason you ask?
xxxxx: Oh no reason at all. Your outfit merely caught my interest is all miss. *grins somewhat devilishly*
Me: Yours and many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many others.
xxxxx: I see my practiced lines will have no affect on you miss.
Me: I've heard most of them before.
xxxxx: Ahh but have you heard some that were said hundreds of years ago by me, a handsome young man?
Me: I... can't say that I have.
xxxxx: See, I'm a wonder all my own.
Me: I see!
xxxxx: An what does that do for my chances with a woman such as yourself?
Me: Well, seeing as you've just admitted you're hundreds of years old, that means I'll most likely charge you extra.
xxxxx: I see, but what if I provide a unique experience?
Me: Unless your muscles are more bent out of shape than Faultline, or certain parts of your anatomy that aren't your arms shoot out rainbows, I don't think you can offer much new.
xxxxx: Oh? Complete memorization of the Kama Sutra and practice and perfection over hundreds of years doesn't count eh?
Me: Well... no, not really.
xxxxx: That's a shame then. I'm sure you've seen them all shapes and sizes down there too eh?
Me: Let's just say that most haven't slotted to impress.
xxxxx: *laughs* A learned woman. I like that.
Me: Well, that's good. I suppose.
xxxxx: So what is it that you do, specialty wise that is.
Me: I massage. I rub. I soothe.
xxxxx: Ahh, and all that is implied in soothe and rub?
Me: As much as your wallet can afford to have implied.
xxxxx: *chuckles* And what is a normal charge?
Me: For someone with such remarkable longevity and... stamina, 20 million.
xxxxx: (( wow if that's IG money no way i can afford it lol )) Really?
Me: Well, of course. Being such a well-traveled, learned fellow of however many hundreds of years you are, I'm certain I'd have to break out the most exotic of talents to even begin to have an effect on you. Such talents bring price.
xxxxx: *nods* I would imagine they would.
Me: Well, if one cannot afford my services, then I'm afraid I must take my leave, since my break is over, and daddy doesn't like when I'm gone from the "shop" too long.
xxxxx: I'm sure we will meet again some time miss. Have a wonderful night. I'm sorry we didn't get the chance for a more "private meeting."
Me: Should you manage to come up with some more funds, then I would be more than happy to consider accomodating you.
xxxxx: Have a great night.
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Also - 20 million unf, ha, inf? This is going to be the next 'Sims Online' sex ring deal, isn't it?
I'll probably raise it to 40 from now on.
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Color me red. I made and leveled her to 5 in a hour give or take a few. The name is kinda of silly, but she is tiny. I think I set the height at about 4' 5". She's a Fire/Psi Dom and kicks a ton of ass.
EDIT:
A google search for "Thainee" takes me to a Thai pornsite dedicated to a very little pornstar. God's playing a trick on me.
Edit Part Deux:
Her name is Thainee Imptress. You know cause she is tiny and will have imps. Plus she's tiny.
- The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (2017, colorized)
Right after I puked up a few dozen egg rolls and set my Physique slider all the way to the left.
- The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (2017, colorized)
Chelsea Smile!
Nice.
Or frenchify it and make her Kabylian Smile. It's even somewhat topical.
I don't know many whores called Glasgow.
True, if you're stuck on making it a real name rather than a villain title then you're stuck with the pop culture baggage. But I'm sure if you search hard there's other body mutilations to pick from that have girl names.
Lulz, don't you mean Constantine?
Just by coincidence they starred in the latest ish of Hellblazer.
Is it some in-joke to call it Constantine, cause I don't get it
Edit: Now that I look it does have Constantine on the cover, but HB's totally the real title
PM me your e-mail address.
Assuming enough people can break away from their DBs to level their hoes to 20+, shall we plan another Whorathon for the 20-25 SF, 3:00 ESTish?
If I remember correctly, we do have 4 whores at 21-20 (me, Scoot, Duck, Mysst) which should be enough to at least start the SF. Somebody dropped a level 29 in the VG, and I don't know who else is close to or at 20.
Unless we get about 4 of the hookers to 24+ before sunday, avoiding exemplars would probably be a good thing this time.