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[CoV]So You Want To Be A Whore?

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  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Frightening.

    Scooter on
  • BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    wow....i sorta want to become a whore now............

    BEAST! on
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  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I believe we now have 8 15+ whores, so the Sunday Whorathon SF should be on. Doesn't mean all of those will show up, so if you want in you've got a day and a half to go satisfy yourself some clients.

    Scooter on
  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    The Sunday Whorathon went well! Bat-Zul was very pleased with his service, said he hasn't had any like it in 700 years since the Cult of Fell Atios washed ashore the islands.

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    In other news, Pink got a costume from her favorite client, he likes the cosplay in bed.

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    It sure has some, er, shiny bits.

    Scooter on
  • Little JimLittle Jim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    I'm glad my small intrusion to this game didn't break the community

    I am very proud of all of you

    Little Jim on
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  • korodullinkorodullin What. SCRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Oy vey. Scooter, I'm never taking my whore into the D alone ever again.

    (I have the chatlog from that guy who sent us tells if you want me to paste it)

    Edit: Well, maybe not take. I certainly wouldn't leave her there.

    korodullin on
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  • KingMoleKingMole Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Do eet.

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  • guruslothgurusloth Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    korodullin wrote: »
    Oy vey. Scooter, I'm never taking my whore into the D alone ever again.

    (I have the chatlog from that guy who sent us tells if you want me to paste it)

    oh

    oh yes

    please do

    gurusloth on
  • korodullinkorodullin What. SCRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    A little background first. Scooter and I took our whores to Pocket D on a whim, and we stood at the bar ;drinking. A few minutes go by, and not much is happening aside from Scooter poking fun at a very stupid "emo" bird guy thing. Shortly thereafter, we each get a tell from the same guy; the tell Scooter got was ((OOC)) and tame, praising (I guess?) his bio and costume. The tell I got, however, was quite IC.

    This dude was thick. Anyone reading my stupid, simple bio could have figured out what kind of whore I was playing. I had to essentially club him over the head with it to get him to figure out I wasn't one of them "ride 'em, cowboy" types.

    Names have been changed to protect the horny. If people really, really want, I'll post his name. For now:
    xxxxx: *looks at you out of the corner of his eye and grins*
    Me: Hmm?
    xxxxx: Nothing miss nothing.
    Me: Okay then.
    xxxxx: You just must be cold in the outfit you have ont.
    Me: That's what the coat is for.
    xxxxx: I see. Anything else it's for?
    Me: The coat? Well, it's also good for tripping over occasionally.
    xxxxx: *laughs a bit* Ahh I see.
    Me: Any reason you ask?
    xxxxx: Oh no reason at all. Your outfit merely caught my interest is all miss. *grins somewhat devilishly*
    Me: Yours and many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many others.
    xxxxx: I see my practiced lines will have no affect on you miss.
    Me: I've heard most of them before.
    xxxxx: Ahh but have you heard some that were said hundreds of years ago by me, a handsome young man?
    Me: I... can't say that I have.
    xxxxx: See, I'm a wonder all my own.
    Me: I see!
    xxxxx: An what does that do for my chances with a woman such as yourself?
    Me: Well, seeing as you've just admitted you're hundreds of years old, that means I'll most likely charge you extra.
    xxxxx: I see, but what if I provide a unique experience?
    Me: Unless your muscles are more bent out of shape than Faultline, or certain parts of your anatomy that aren't your arms shoot out rainbows, I don't think you can offer much new.
    xxxxx: Oh? Complete memorization of the Kama Sutra and practice and perfection over hundreds of years doesn't count eh?
    Me: Well... no, not really.
    xxxxx: That's a shame then. I'm sure you've seen them all shapes and sizes down there too eh?
    Me: Let's just say that most haven't slotted to impress.
    xxxxx: *laughs* A learned woman. I like that.
    Me: Well, that's good. I suppose.
    xxxxx: So what is it that you do, specialty wise that is.
    Me: I massage. I rub. I soothe.
    xxxxx: Ahh, and all that is implied in soothe and rub?
    Me: As much as your wallet can afford to have implied.
    xxxxx: *chuckles* And what is a normal charge?
    Me: For someone with such remarkable longevity and... stamina, 20 million.
    xxxxx: (( wow if that's IG money no way i can afford it lol )) Really?
    Me: Well, of course. Being such a well-traveled, learned fellow of however many hundreds of years you are, I'm certain I'd have to break out the most exotic of talents to even begin to have an effect on you. Such talents bring price.
    xxxxx: *nods* I would imagine they would.
    Me: Well, if one cannot afford my services, then I'm afraid I must take my leave, since my break is over, and daddy doesn't like when I'm gone from the "shop" too long.
    xxxxx: I'm sure we will meet again some time miss. Have a wonderful night. I'm sorry we didn't get the chance for a more "private meeting."
    Me: Should you manage to come up with some more funds, then I would be more than happy to consider accomodating you.
    xxxxx: Have a great night.

    korodullin on
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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    God damn it. I might have to re-instlall COH/CoV just for this fun whoreing around.

    Bucketman on
  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    korodullin wrote: »
    A little background first. Scooter and I took our whores to Pocket D on a whim, and we stood at the bar ;drinking. A few minutes go by, and not much is happening aside from Scooter poking fun at a very stupid "emo" bird guy thing. Shortly thereafter, we each get a tell from the same guy; the tell Scooter got was ((OOC)) and tame, praising (I guess?) his bio and costume. The tell I got, however, was quite IC.

    This dude was thick. Anyone reading my stupid, simple bio could have figured out what kind of whore I was playing. I had to essentially club him over the head with it to get him to figure out I wasn't one of them "ride 'em, cowboy" types.

    Names have been changed to protect the horny. If people really, really want, I'll post his name. For now:
    xxxxx: *looks at you out of the corner of his eye and grins*
    Me: Hmm?
    xxxxx: Nothing miss nothing.
    Me: Okay then.
    xxxxx: You just must be cold in the outfit you have ont.
    Me: That's what the coat is for.
    xxxxx: I see. Anything else it's for?
    Me: The coat? Well, it's also good for tripping over occasionally.
    xxxxx: *laughs a bit* Ahh I see.
    Me: Any reason you ask?
    xxxxx: Oh no reason at all. Your outfit merely caught my interest is all miss. *grins somewhat devilishly*
    Me: Yours and many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many others.
    xxxxx: I see my practiced lines will have no affect on you miss.
    Me: I've heard most of them before.
    xxxxx: Ahh but have you heard some that were said hundreds of years ago by me, a handsome young man?
    Me: I... can't say that I have.
    xxxxx: See, I'm a wonder all my own.
    Me: I see!
    xxxxx: An what does that do for my chances with a woman such as yourself?
    Me: Well, seeing as you've just admitted you're hundreds of years old, that means I'll most likely charge you extra.
    xxxxx: I see, but what if I provide a unique experience?
    Me: Unless your muscles are more bent out of shape than Faultline, or certain parts of your anatomy that aren't your arms shoot out rainbows, I don't think you can offer much new.
    xxxxx: Oh? Complete memorization of the Kama Sutra and practice and perfection over hundreds of years doesn't count eh?
    Me: Well... no, not really.
    xxxxx: That's a shame then. I'm sure you've seen them all shapes and sizes down there too eh?
    Me: Let's just say that most haven't slotted to impress.
    xxxxx: *laughs* A learned woman. I like that.
    Me: Well, that's good. I suppose.
    xxxxx: So what is it that you do, specialty wise that is.
    Me: I massage. I rub. I soothe.
    xxxxx: Ahh, and all that is implied in soothe and rub?
    Me: As much as your wallet can afford to have implied.
    xxxxx: *chuckles* And what is a normal charge?
    Me: For someone with such remarkable longevity and... stamina, 20 million.
    xxxxx: (( wow if that's IG money no way i can afford it lol )) Really?
    Me: Well, of course. Being such a well-traveled, learned fellow of however many hundreds of years you are, I'm certain I'd have to break out the most exotic of talents to even begin to have an effect on you. Such talents bring price.
    xxxxx: *nods* I would imagine they would.
    Me: Well, if one cannot afford my services, then I'm afraid I must take my leave, since my break is over, and daddy doesn't like when I'm gone from the "shop" too long.
    xxxxx: I'm sure we will meet again some time miss. Have a wonderful night. I'm sorry we didn't get the chance for a more "private meeting."
    Me: Should you manage to come up with some more funds, then I would be more than happy to consider accomodating you.
    xxxxx: Have a great night.
    Why wouldn't we want you to post his name? I mean, it's not like he's likely to be one of us, right?

    see317 on
  • SegSeg Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Sharing the character name would be a real dick move. And might possibly hurt any fun Korodullin can have with the guy in the future.

    Seg on
  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Good girls don't talk about their johns.


    Also - 20 million unf, ha, inf? This is going to be the next 'Sims Online' sex ring deal, isn't it?

    Ringo on
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  • korodullinkorodullin What. SCRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Sex ring? I certainly hope not. If he'd actually agreed to pay the 20 million, I'm not quite sure what I'd have done.

    I'll probably raise it to 40 from now on.

    korodullin on
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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
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    Color me red. I made and leveled her to 5 in a hour give or take a few. The name is kinda of silly, but she is tiny. I think I set the height at about 4' 5". She's a Fire/Psi Dom and kicks a ton of ass.

    EDIT:

    A google search for "Thainee" takes me to a Thai pornsite dedicated to a very little pornstar. God's playing a trick on me.

    Edit Part Deux:

    Her name is Thainee Imptress. You know cause she is tiny and will have imps. Plus she's tiny.

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  • korodullinkorodullin What. SCRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    "Come into my massage parlor," said the newly minted level 20 whore to the fly.
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    korodullin on
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  • Gear GirlGear Girl More class than a state university Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    The panda is a great touch.

    Gear Girl on
  • korodullinkorodullin What. SCRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I liked it so much I also added it to my original outfit.

    Right after I puked up a few dozen egg rolls and set my Physique slider all the way to the left.

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  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Bed-side Manner caught me trying to check out her headlights, and gave me the high-beams.

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    Scooter on
  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    To celebrate the release of Issue 11, I present to you:

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    Chelsea Smile!

    SpongeCake on
  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Did you just read Hellblazer?

    Nice.

    Scooter on
  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    No... have they been doing the old Chelsea Smile in comics? Nuts.

    SpongeCake on
  • ProfessorPolycarpProfessorPolycarp Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    You could always reroll as Glasgow Grin. Already a ginger!
    Or frenchify it and make her Kabylian Smile. It's even somewhat topical.

    ProfessorPolycarp on
  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Chelsea Smile is the name I was hoping to get, 'cause it's an actual name y'know.

    I don't know many whores called Glasgow.

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  • ProfessorPolycarpProfessorPolycarp Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    You need to meet more whores!

    True, if you're stuck on making it a real name rather than a villain title then you're stuck with the pop culture baggage. But I'm sure if you search hard there's other body mutilations to pick from that have girl names.

    ProfessorPolycarp on
  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Jean-ital Mutilation.

    SpongeCake on
  • SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Scooter wrote: »
    Did you just read Hellblazer?

    Nice.

    Lulz, don't you mean Constantine?

    Septus on
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  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    No... have they been doing the old Chelsea Smile in comics? Nuts.

    Just by coincidence they starred in the latest ish of Hellblazer.


    Is it some in-joke to call it Constantine, cause I don't get it

    Edit: Now that I look it does have Constantine on the cover, but HB's totally the real title

    Scooter on
  • SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Bah, nothing more funny than a person attesting to knowledge of source material, by going from a movie, and being wrong.

    Septus on
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  • Kai_SanKai_San Commonly known as Klineshrike! Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Does COV have any form of free trial thingy? I am very entertained by this mass manginaing and would like to try it out for a bit. Im also being tempted by AC, since I quit WOW I need some random free time killers.

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Kai_San wrote: »
    Does COV have any form of free trial thingy? I am very entertained by this mass manginaing and would like to try it out for a bit. Im also being tempted by AC, since I quit WOW I need some random free time killers.
    Yes, we can hook you up with a ten day free trial.
    PM me your e-mail address.

    see317 on
  • Kai_SanKai_San Commonly known as Klineshrike! Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Thanks see, I got the game going and made A stalker and got it to 7. I dunno whats going on as the game has alot more going on than when I played before. I got a good group and went around for quite awhile. Anyway someone needs to make me an official whore. Name is Angel of the Shadow

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  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    This Sunday, it's time to drop to your knees again!


    Assuming enough people can break away from their DBs to level their hoes to 20+, shall we plan another Whorathon for the 20-25 SF, 3:00 ESTish?

    Scooter on
  • ProfessorPolycarpProfessorPolycarp Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    As long as I'm not out of town this weekend, I'm game.

    If I remember correctly, we do have 4 whores at 21-20 (me, Scoot, Duck, Mysst) which should be enough to at least start the SF. Somebody dropped a level 29 in the VG, and I don't know who else is close to or at 20.

    Unless we get about 4 of the hookers to 24+ before sunday, avoiding exemplars would probably be a good thing this time.

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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I'll be doing my best to get Chelsea up to 20ish by then.

    SpongeCake on
  • Kai_SanKai_San Commonly known as Klineshrike! Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    So who would I contact to get invited to this thing? I made a diff char though, thus is always my problem with this game.

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  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Just come on and ask in the channel.

    Scooter on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Can we make it after 3 CST? I gotta work on sunday.

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  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    4-4:30 EST should be fine.

    Scooter on
  • Gear GirlGear Girl More class than a state university Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Scooter, ubergeek needs you to either promote him to base building status in Phantoms or make one with the basics(no tpers needed obviously).

    Gear Girl on
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