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STUFF YOUR COCK IN A TURKEY [Thanksgiving]

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    That works I guess.

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    Little JimLittle Jim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    I'm almost surprised that she didn't horse-whisper to me at the police station "So, you gonna do the M-E-R-D-E-R with the S-O-R-D now?" right in front of the detectives.

    every time you talk about your sister I end up laughing so hard

    thank you defender

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I live to serve.

    And berate.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I hate Thanksgiving. I hate going home, and I hate hanging out with my family. I hate my sisters stupid kid, and I hate how people spend half the time trying to get me to hold the fucking thing.

    Oh, and my family doesn't make turkey.

    I mean, what the fuck is up with that? I have to put up with annoying relatives, and I don't get any turkey out of the deal? :x

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Man if my family did not offer turkey I would just say "fuck it" and not go.

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    whatcha talking about turkey is gross

    Ham all the way.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I prefer lamb myself. But Thanksgiving is for turkey. Actually, if you brine the turkey, I find that it comes out really nice. Otherwise it's basically guaranteed to be to dry, with the exception of maybe the thigh.

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    I hate Thanksgiving. I hate going home, and I hate hanging out with my family. I hate my sisters stupid kid, and I hate how people spend half the time trying to get me to hold the fucking thing.

    Oh, and my family doesn't make turkey.

    I mean, what the fuck is up with that? I have to put up with annoying relatives, and I don't get any turkey out of the deal? :x
    why don't you just cook your own turkey

    and then you can eat it all alone

    you fatty

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    I hate Thanksgiving. I hate going home, and I hate hanging out with my family. I hate my sisters stupid kid, and I hate how people spend half the time trying to get me to hold the fucking thing.

    Oh, and my family doesn't make turkey.

    I mean, what the fuck is up with that? I have to put up with annoying relatives, and I don't get any turkey out of the deal? :x
    why don't you just cook your own turkey

    and then you can eat it all alone

    you fatty
    i'm 6'1 and weigh 150.

    i could use some fucking turkey.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    My Dad totally just fixes steak on a Foreman grill on Thanksgiving.

    It is so good.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Foreman grills are like a gift from above.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    My dad uses an actual grill, although I've used the Foreman variety on many occasions. I can't have a grill here, it's against fire code.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I've tried making steaks on my foreman grill. I usually end up with a greyish color piece of meat. It's not that appetizing .

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Yeah I used it mostly for burgers and stuff.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Well I'm pretty plebian.

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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    We don't celebrate that here

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Every time I see you, I think "you know, Jessica Alba really has just the right amount of fat."

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    OHOHO

    But yeah, fuck Thanksgiving. The last four Thanksgivings I've been at have ended in some sort of violence.

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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    OK, fine. That time, Jessica Alba wasn't what I thought about.

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    this thread is the drunken, angry cousin of the Thanksgiving thread.

    full o' rage and disturbing stories

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Yeah I kinda like that we have the fucked-up version and the regular version.

    One time my sister got mad that the leftovers of a gigantic fucking cake (very tasty, too) that a guest brought over didn't go home with her. Seriously, fatty, MORE CAKE IS NOT WHAT YOU NEED. Mad enough about it to complain to our mother. All "why didn't I get any cake" after eating three fucking pieces at the table when everyone else ate one. Because you're a fucking pig, that's why. And you don't pay for your own health insurance, despite that you have a college education and clearly need the insurance since you fuck up your health so badly.

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Does of the rest of your family not see what a cunt your sister is or what?

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Defender when she orders food at a fast food restaurant does her order sound like an out-of-state phone call?

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    you should sell her to J. J. Adams.

    He can use her in his new movie.

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    You mean J.J. Abrams?

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    And man, my family (especially my moderately annoying sister) seem pretty fucking normal after reading this thread.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I was out with some friends, at a movie or something. We were going back to a friend's house to play poker. His girl called Pizza Hut to have a pizza delivered. She stopped off at Taco Bell on the way home for something to tide her over. She pretty much ate a full meal from Taco Bell, and then ate a pizza.

    I also once saw this girl dip hard pieces of cheese into melted cheese. That was fairly disgusting.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    My family is normal.

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    I was out with some friends, at a movie or something. We were going back to a friend's house to play poker. His girl called Pizza Hut to have a pizza delivered. She stopped off at Taco Bell on the way home for something to tide her over. She pretty much ate a full meal from Taco Bell, and then ate a pizza.

    I also once saw this girl dip hard pieces of cheese into melted cheese. That was fairly disgusting.

    How fat was she?

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    My family is normal.

    that's what you tell your friends, sure.

    you can tell us the truth. We are the Internet.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    I was out with some friends, at a movie or something. We were going back to a friend's house to play poker. His girl called Pizza Hut to have a pizza delivered. She stopped off at Taco Bell on the way home for something to tide her over. She pretty much ate a full meal from Taco Bell, and then ate a pizza.

    I also once saw this girl dip hard pieces of cheese into melted cheese. That was fairly disgusting.

    How fat was she?
    When I first met her, she was healthy.

    After a few months of that behavior, she was a whale.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    My family is normal.

    that's what you tell your friends, sure.

    you can tell us the truth. We are the Internet.

    Uh... Hm.

    My brother is 26 and is still living at home.

    But he's pretty cool.

    That's about it.

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    I was out with some friends, at a movie or something. We were going back to a friend's house to play poker. His girl called Pizza Hut to have a pizza delivered. She stopped off at Taco Bell on the way home for something to tide her over. She pretty much ate a full meal from Taco Bell, and then ate a pizza.

    I also once saw this girl dip hard pieces of cheese into melted cheese. That was fairly disgusting.

    How fat was she?
    When I first met her, she was healthy.

    After a few months of that behavior, she was a whale.

    I wonder what her trigger was.

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I don't know any of my living family outside of my immediate relatives

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Oh god.

    Maybe I'm the weird and annoying one.

    Oh fuck.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    My family is pretty normal

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    quick

    at get-togethers, do other people avoid you? also, do you have a girlfriend?

    the Internet needs to know this

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    quick

    at get-togethers, do other people avoid you? also, do you have a girlfriend?

    the Internet needs to know this

    OH SHIT.

    It's true! I'm the Defender's Sister of my family!

    Noooooooooooooooooooooo!

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    My family all chats with me cause I'm a pretty likable fellow you see

    but I am single

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