I'm almost surprised that she didn't horse-whisper to me at the police station "So, you gonna do the M-E-R-D-E-R with the S-O-R-D now?" right in front of the detectives.
every time you talk about your sister I end up laughing so hard
I hate Thanksgiving. I hate going home, and I hate hanging out with my family. I hate my sisters stupid kid, and I hate how people spend half the time trying to get me to hold the fucking thing.
Oh, and my family doesn't make turkey.
I mean, what the fuck is up with that? I have to put up with annoying relatives, and I don't get any turkey out of the deal? :x
I prefer lamb myself. But Thanksgiving is for turkey. Actually, if you brine the turkey, I find that it comes out really nice. Otherwise it's basically guaranteed to be to dry, with the exception of maybe the thigh.
I hate Thanksgiving. I hate going home, and I hate hanging out with my family. I hate my sisters stupid kid, and I hate how people spend half the time trying to get me to hold the fucking thing.
Oh, and my family doesn't make turkey.
I mean, what the fuck is up with that? I have to put up with annoying relatives, and I don't get any turkey out of the deal? :x
I hate Thanksgiving. I hate going home, and I hate hanging out with my family. I hate my sisters stupid kid, and I hate how people spend half the time trying to get me to hold the fucking thing.
Oh, and my family doesn't make turkey.
I mean, what the fuck is up with that? I have to put up with annoying relatives, and I don't get any turkey out of the deal? :x
Yeah I kinda like that we have the fucked-up version and the regular version.
One time my sister got mad that the leftovers of a gigantic fucking cake (very tasty, too) that a guest brought over didn't go home with her. Seriously, fatty, MORE CAKE IS NOT WHAT YOU NEED. Mad enough about it to complain to our mother. All "why didn't I get any cake" after eating three fucking pieces at the table when everyone else ate one. Because you're a fucking pig, that's why. And you don't pay for your own health insurance, despite that you have a college education and clearly need the insurance since you fuck up your health so badly.
I was out with some friends, at a movie or something. We were going back to a friend's house to play poker. His girl called Pizza Hut to have a pizza delivered. She stopped off at Taco Bell on the way home for something to tide her over. She pretty much ate a full meal from Taco Bell, and then ate a pizza.
I also once saw this girl dip hard pieces of cheese into melted cheese. That was fairly disgusting.
I was out with some friends, at a movie or something. We were going back to a friend's house to play poker. His girl called Pizza Hut to have a pizza delivered. She stopped off at Taco Bell on the way home for something to tide her over. She pretty much ate a full meal from Taco Bell, and then ate a pizza.
I also once saw this girl dip hard pieces of cheese into melted cheese. That was fairly disgusting.
How fat was she?
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I was out with some friends, at a movie or something. We were going back to a friend's house to play poker. His girl called Pizza Hut to have a pizza delivered. She stopped off at Taco Bell on the way home for something to tide her over. She pretty much ate a full meal from Taco Bell, and then ate a pizza.
I also once saw this girl dip hard pieces of cheese into melted cheese. That was fairly disgusting.
How fat was she?
When I first met her, she was healthy.
After a few months of that behavior, she was a whale.
I was out with some friends, at a movie or something. We were going back to a friend's house to play poker. His girl called Pizza Hut to have a pizza delivered. She stopped off at Taco Bell on the way home for something to tide her over. She pretty much ate a full meal from Taco Bell, and then ate a pizza.
I also once saw this girl dip hard pieces of cheese into melted cheese. That was fairly disgusting.
How fat was she?
When I first met her, she was healthy.
After a few months of that behavior, she was a whale.
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every time you talk about your sister I end up laughing so hard
thank you defender
And berate.
Oh, and my family doesn't make turkey.
I mean, what the fuck is up with that? I have to put up with annoying relatives, and I don't get any turkey out of the deal? :x
Ham all the way.
and then you can eat it all alone
you fatty
i could use some fucking turkey.
It is so good.
But yeah, fuck Thanksgiving. The last four Thanksgivings I've been at have ended in some sort of violence.
full o' rage and disturbing stories
One time my sister got mad that the leftovers of a gigantic fucking cake (very tasty, too) that a guest brought over didn't go home with her. Seriously, fatty, MORE CAKE IS NOT WHAT YOU NEED. Mad enough about it to complain to our mother. All "why didn't I get any cake" after eating three fucking pieces at the table when everyone else ate one. Because you're a fucking pig, that's why. And you don't pay for your own health insurance, despite that you have a college education and clearly need the insurance since you fuck up your health so badly.
He can use her in his new movie.
I also once saw this girl dip hard pieces of cheese into melted cheese. That was fairly disgusting.
How fat was she?
that's what you tell your friends, sure.
you can tell us the truth. We are the Internet.
After a few months of that behavior, she was a whale.
Uh... Hm.
My brother is 26 and is still living at home.
But he's pretty cool.
That's about it.
I wonder what her trigger was.
Maybe I'm the weird and annoying one.
Oh fuck.
at get-togethers, do other people avoid you? also, do you have a girlfriend?
the Internet needs to know this
OH SHIT.
It's true! I'm the Defender's Sister of my family!
Noooooooooooooooooooooo!
but I am single