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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    potatoe we should roleplay lurkers next weekend. All not saying anything to each other at all.

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    potu, the forum post log doesn't go back far enough to cover a lot of first posts

    potatoe on
  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    potu, the forum post log doesn't go back far enough to cover a lot of first posts

    It is from 2003.

    PotU on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i'm the best lurker

    know one even knows i'm a lurker

    no one

    oh deer lord

    potatoe on
  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    My first post ever was after 3 hours of lurking.

    I told Loser to suck my cock.

    Then 150 proclaimed it was the greatest first post ever.

    and then promptly jailed me.

    Isn't this your first?
    Stale wrote: »
    I'm not sure if they have this over in England, but here ya go

    Chicken-in-a-biscuit crackers
    Curry flavored ramen


    boil up the ramen and drain off all but 1/2 cup of the water. add the spice packet and stir. Add crushed crackers to taste. Something about the spices on chicken-in-a-biscuit crackers mixes really well with the curry ramen, and it has a great aroma.




    Cheesy beef roll

    1lb ground beef
    1 egg
    1/4lb mozzarella or pepper jack shredded
    1/4lb smoked ham sliced thin
    1/4lb broccoli steamed

    mix beef and egg well and spread on top of large sheet of tin-foil until the meat is about 1/4 inch thick. Spread half of the cheese over the top, then lay out the ham, then sprinkle on remaining cheese and broccoli. Gently rool up the beef into a log and wrap loosely with the tin foil.

    bake at 375 for about 15 minutes then remove tin foil and bake for another 10 or until beef is fully cooked and cheese is oozing.

    At least that's the oldest one I coud find.

    What?

    I thought searching forumer post histories could only bring you a few hundred results.

    Seriously on
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    We need a lurker survival plan in case they decide to rise up and revolt.

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    potu, the forum post log doesn't go back far enough to cover a lot of first posts

    It is from 2003.

    2 month after Stale joined even.

    So yeah, your face.

    PotU on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    potu, the forum post log doesn't go back far enough to cover a lot of first posts

    It is from 2003.

    yeah, but it's in the archive

    which doesn't have a rolling topic deletion

    i have a feeling his first post wasn't archived

    potatoe on
  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i'm the best lurker

    know one even knows i'm a lurker

    no one

    oh deer lord

    you might be doing this on purpose, but you misspelled "dong"

    thorgot on
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  • SockPuppetJesusSockPuppetJesus Registered User new member
    edited November 2007
    lurker posting, never to post again.

    SockPuppetJesus on
  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    How to search for old posts:

    Press the search button.
    Press advance seach.
    Insert user's name in User Name
    Find posts from A Year Ago And Older
    Search now

    PotU on
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  • QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i'm the best lurker

    know one even knows i'm a lurker

    no one

    oh deer lord

    Yeah, when you shoot it, it blinks a few times and disappears.

    Quethal on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    potu, the forum post log doesn't go back far enough to cover a lot of first posts

    It is from 2003.

    Then it is almost certainly in the chat log or archives. Most of the threads from before vBulletin were lost, and even before that many threads were simply pruned out of existence. For example, try to find a post by boddah (Spoilers, they're almost all in the jailing/banning thread).

    Tossrock on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    potu, the forum post log doesn't go back far enough to cover a lot of first posts

    It is from 2003.

    2 month after Stale joined even.

    So yeah, your face.
    Stale wrote: »
    My first post ever was after 3 hours of lurking.

    I told Loser to suck my cock.

    Then 150 proclaimed it was the greatest first post ever.

    and then promptly jailed me.

    potatoe on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    My first post ever was after 3 hours of lurking.

    I told Loser to suck my cock.

    Then 150 proclaimed it was the greatest first post ever.

    and then promptly jailed me.

    Isn't this your first?
    Stale wrote: »
    I'm not sure if they have this over in England, but here ya go

    Chicken-in-a-biscuit crackers
    Curry flavored ramen


    boil up the ramen and drain off all but 1/2 cup of the water. add the spice packet and stir. Add crushed crackers to taste. Something about the spices on chicken-in-a-biscuit crackers mixes really well with the curry ramen, and it has a great aroma.




    Cheesy beef roll

    1lb ground beef
    1 egg
    1/4lb mozzarella or pepper jack shredded
    1/4lb smoked ham sliced thin
    1/4lb broccoli steamed

    mix beef and egg well and spread on top of large sheet of tin-foil until the meat is about 1/4 inch thick. Spread half of the cheese over the top, then lay out the ham, then sprinkle on remaining cheese and broccoli. Gently rool up the beef into a log and wrap loosely with the tin foil.

    bake at 375 for about 15 minutes then remove tin foil and bake for another 10 or until beef is fully cooked and cheese is oozing.

    At least that's the oldest one I coud find.
    man i wouldn't be surprised

    Faricazy on
  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    potu, the forum post log doesn't go back far enough to cover a lot of first posts

    It is from 2003.

    2 month after Stale joined even.

    So yeah, your face.
    Stale wrote: »
    My first post ever was after 3 hours of lurking.

    I told Loser to suck my cock.

    Then 150 proclaimed it was the greatest first post ever.

    and then promptly jailed me.

    Your

    Face

    PotU on
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Seriously wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    My first post ever was after 3 hours of lurking.

    I told Loser to suck my cock.

    Then 150 proclaimed it was the greatest first post ever.

    and then promptly jailed me.

    Isn't this your first?
    Stale wrote: »
    I'm not sure if they have this over in England, but here ya go

    Chicken-in-a-biscuit crackers
    Curry flavored ramen


    boil up the ramen and drain off all but 1/2 cup of the water. add the spice packet and stir. Add crushed crackers to taste. Something about the spices on chicken-in-a-biscuit crackers mixes really well with the curry ramen, and it has a great aroma.




    Cheesy beef roll

    1lb ground beef
    1 egg
    1/4lb mozzarella or pepper jack shredded
    1/4lb smoked ham sliced thin
    1/4lb broccoli steamed

    mix beef and egg well and spread on top of large sheet of tin-foil until the meat is about 1/4 inch thick. Spread half of the cheese over the top, then lay out the ham, then sprinkle on remaining cheese and broccoli. Gently rool up the beef into a log and wrap loosely with the tin foil.

    bake at 375 for about 15 minutes then remove tin foil and bake for another 10 or until beef is fully cooked and cheese is oozing.

    At least that's the oldest one I coud find.

    What?

    I thought searching forumer post histories could only bring you a few hundred results.

    that could be the first from the new forums.

    But I go back to the forums before that even. Before people called Gabe's wife fat and he nuked the shit. I'm fairly certin it was on a different name as well. Probably some kinda gay ass Asmo-something or other.

    Stale on
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  • QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Whoa now, hey now, come on you two. You are friends, friends don't fight like this.

    Now hug and make out.

    Quethal on
  • BijlBijl Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Bijl wrote: »
    Is Defender even on?

    You know who I want to argue with him? Stale

    I don't think he's stupid enough to do that
    Stale, or Defender?

    Go lurk

    Bijl on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    For example, PotU's method shows only 3 posts for me, one of which is in the archive. My first posts are lost forever.

    Tossrock on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    hey potu
    potu
    look, potu
    Stale wrote: »
    that could be the first from the new forums.

    But I go back to the forums before that even. Before people called Gabe's wife fat and he nuked the shit. I'm fairly certin it was on a different name as well. Probably some kinda gay ass Asmo-something or other.

    YOUR

    FACE

    potatoe on
  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Oh man, I posted in the last G&T chat thread.

    My

    Face

    PotU on
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  • FrylockHolmesFrylockHolmes Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I guess I'm still mostly a lurker

    not as much as I have been over a year or two

    FrylockHolmes on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Oh lord.

    I'm so tired.

    Of you all.

    ChicoBlue on
  • TyrantCowTyrantCow Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Oh yeah...
    And, threads move too fast here for anyone who doesn't just sit on the forums all day.

    TyrantCow on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    what's potu's method

    i can only see the last 250 if i search for my name

    Faricazy on
  • MathildaMathilda Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I dunno, I guess I could be considered a lurker.

    Mathilda on
  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    hey potu
    potu
    look, potu
    Stale wrote: »
    that could be the first from the new forums.

    But I go back to the forums before that even. Before people called Gabe's wife fat and he nuked the shit. I'm fairly certin it was on a different name as well. Probably some kinda gay ass Asmo-something or other.

    YOUR

    FACE

    The difference is that you feel bad for this kind of stuff.

    PotU on
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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Hmm, the earliest post of mine I can find using advanced search was in 2006 and was that thread where they told us the G&T [chat] thread was eating it.

    But I've been here since aught three.

    Seriously on
  • QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Why are mommy and daddy screaming at each other about faces? =(

    Quethal on
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I can't remember what my first post was, but it was somewhere in H&R and I was immediatly jailed.

    Fandyien on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    hey potu
    potu
    look, potu
    Stale wrote: »
    that could be the first from the new forums.

    But I go back to the forums before that even. Before people called Gabe's wife fat and he nuked the shit. I'm fairly certin it was on a different name as well. Probably some kinda gay ass Asmo-something or other.

    YOUR

    FACE

    The difference is that you feel bad for this kind of stuff.

    low blow

    potatoe on
  • Stay PuftStay Puft Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I shall start this lurker uprising, but I don't think I have anyone behind me, they're all lurking.

    This is gonna end like 1984 isn't it?

    Stay Puft on
  • TyrantCowTyrantCow Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Am I the only one who actually read the rules before posting?

    TyrantCow on
  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Stay Puft wrote: »
    I shall start this lurker uprising, but I don't think I have anyone behind me, they're all lurking.

    This is gonna end like 1984 isn't it?

    No one steps on a church in my town.

    PotU on
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  • duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    My first post consited of complimenting Tycho's segue.

    durax on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    my first post in SE seems to be
    I can't swim too well.

    that was after the G&T chat thread died i guess

    i still suck at swimming

    Faricazy on
  • TetraRayTetraRay Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    TyrantCow wrote: »
    Am I the only one who actually read the rules before posting?

    Rules?

    TetraRay on
    Steam ID: TetraRay
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    you can tell who the professional lurkers are because they even use invisible mode

    potatoe on
  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    I guess I'm still mostly a lurker

    not as much as I have been over a year or two

    Well, I know you because you play TF2.

    PotU on
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