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Is [Chat] worth it?

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  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    syrion wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Grandparents are here.

    My grandma tells me that I'm handsome when she sees me. She is the only one who does this.

    My assumption is that she is saying things which are not true.

    Could be... although it's been my experience, both first-hand and second-hand, that grandparents, especially grandmothers, are blunt and to the point--they don't pussy-foot around with lies. Unless they're no longer all there in the head, then anything is game.

    True. She does say honest things bluntly.

    Maybe this is a rare exception to the rule of truth.

    Or maybe i'm so handsome that I actually repel women; they find me simply too attractive to approach.

    Attractiveness doesn't work quite the same way with women, I think. An attractive face doesn't do much for them... or, it might, but they're not likely to act on it. They prefer $. (Blunt but true.)

    Yes, generalising an entire ender. I see no reason to distrust your assesment of the situation.

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Podly wrote: »
    I think I'm the only one to have never played a Phalla.

    Heh, you're not.

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    What would an unfriendly blowjob entail?

    Braces while reciting poetry.

    Gim on
  • MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User
    edited November 2007
    Gim wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    What would an unfriendly blowjob entail?

    Braces while reciting poetry.

    I dunno. The friendliest blowjobs entail a song. Usually hummed.

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    Preacher wrote: »
    Something tells me this story ends up with Ballbaggins fucking his house again.
  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Yay. I own a Zelda game. Finally.

    Which one?

    Gim on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Podly wrote: »
    I think I'm the only one to have never played a Phalla.
    I think you died in the first one.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Not a Fictional Character Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Gim wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Yay. I own a Zelda game. Finally.

    Which one?

    The new one with the crappy graphics.

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  • MrBallbagginsMrBallbaggins Registered User
    edited November 2007
    Well [chat], I'm going to go get some shit done before those fuckers start showing up here.

    Goodbye and happy thanksgiving to those that celebrate.

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    Preacher wrote: »
    Something tells me this story ends up with Ballbaggins fucking his house again.
  • CorvusCorvus . VancouverRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    LaOs wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    My last name got funked about with sometime during immigration, and it's funny because the original polish name was like... Csrzritkistenskilt, and the new one is completely phonetic in English. It's almost impossible to mispronounce. But people see the "ski" and assume it must have 11 hidden consonants and try to be nice by saying it correctly.

    I love these immigrant name stories. There was one in my American History book about Ellis Island (of course), where this Jewish guy was going through processing, and the records guy asked him what his name was, and the Jewish guy was so nervous, he said "Shoyn vergessen" (not sure on the spelling, means "I forgot") and the records guy wrote his name down as Sean Ferguson.

    O_o I'd be skeptical of any story that involves a guy forgetting his own name and telling the immigration guy that.

    Smells like an urban legend to me. I could be wrong though.

    Maybe. It's definitely my favorite story. I know a real one, but it's not quite as interesting. We had a substitute teacher once who told us that her father or grandfather came through Ellis Island, and he had some crazy Polish name that the records guy didn't bother spelling, and so he put down Barnett.

    A girl I went to High School with had a Hungarian dad.

    When he came to Canada, he changed his last name. His name was Poner but he changed it to Fehereghazi. I might have mispelled it, but shit, what a change...

    Is that Hungarian for "good luck pronouncing this"?

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Yay. I own a Zelda game. Finally.

    Which one?

    The new one with the crappy graphics.
    Phantom Hourglass has great graphics for a DS game.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Not a Fictional Character Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    His eyeballs float above his face.

    Also: Aw fuck, they had a spoiler in the damned MANUAL for this thing.

    I didn't need to know who Tetra was yet.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    His eyeballs float above his face.

    Also: Aw fuck, they had a spoiler in the damned MANUAL for this thing.

    I didn't need to know who Tetra was yet.
    That's more of a Wind Waker spoiler.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    There is no such thing as a "happy" Thanksgiving.

    I'm going over to my Aunt's place in order to make my mother happy. I'd rather just sit around in my underwear playing video games, though.

    Thanatos on
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Not a Fictional Character Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    That's more of a Wind Waker spoiler.

    My first Zelda game ever.

    :cry:

    Thin: Bring a DS. Also my Thanksgivings are good. We go to a nice lodge buffet. You should have come here instead.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Thinatos wrote: »
    There is no such thing as a "happy" Thanksgiving.

    I'm going over to my Aunt's place in order to make my mother happy. I'd rather just sit around in my underwear playing video games, though.
    Can't you do that at your aunt's?

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Possum Kingdom + bass = joy

    Gim on
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Gim wrote: »
    Possum Kingdom + bass = joy

    Toadies?

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Gim wrote: »
    Possum Kingdom + bass = joy

    <3 that song.

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    It's one of the racks that's actually fun, playing the bass part.

    Edit: I'm missing a "t". Here it is: t

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    Thinatos wrote: »
    There is no such thing as a "happy" Thanksgiving.

    I'm going over to my Aunt's place in order to make my mother happy. I'd rather just sit around in my underwear playing video games, though.
    Can't you do that at your aunt's?
    No, I'm expected to be a good guest and shit. It's total bullshit.

    Thanatos on
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    But... pantsless guests can be the best kind of guest!

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    It's bizarre how much I've taken to attempting ridiculous aerial stunts in SSBM since picking up Ganondorf.

    I self-destruct so much now.

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    All of my relatives live thousands of miles away.

    And I get two meals today; one at a friends house and one at home. Should be peachy.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    It's bizarre how much I've taken to attempting ridiculous aerial stunts in SSBM since picking up Ganondorf.

    I self-destruct so much now.
    Yeah, Ganondorf is my favorite, and I find that usually I'm either the first one out, or I've still got two lives left at the end after raping everyone else. There's generally not much of a middle ground.

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Is Turkey time!

    Turkey turkey turkey.

    And I don't smell like ass, whoever suggested that.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited November 2007
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