My grandma tells me that I'm handsome when she sees me. She is the only one who does this.
My assumption is that she is saying things which are not true.
Could be... although it's been my experience, both first-hand and second-hand, that grandparents, especially grandmothers, are blunt and to the point--they don't pussy-foot around with lies. Unless they're no longer all there in the head, then anything is game.
True. She does say honest things bluntly.
Maybe this is a rare exception to the rule of truth.
Or maybe i'm so handsome that I actually repel women; they find me simply too attractive to approach.
Attractiveness doesn't work quite the same way with women, I think. An attractive face doesn't do much for them... or, it might, but they're not likely to act on it. They prefer $. (Blunt but true.)
Yes, generalising an entire ender. I see no reason to distrust your assesment of the situation.
My last name got funked about with sometime during immigration, and it's funny because the original polish name was like... Csrzritkistenskilt, and the new one is completely phonetic in English. It's almost impossible to mispronounce. But people see the "ski" and assume it must have 11 hidden consonants and try to be nice by saying it correctly.
I love these immigrant name stories. There was one in my American History book about Ellis Island (of course), where this Jewish guy was going through processing, and the records guy asked him what his name was, and the Jewish guy was so nervous, he said "Shoyn vergessen" (not sure on the spelling, means "I forgot") and the records guy wrote his name down as Sean Ferguson.
O_o I'd be skeptical of any story that involves a guy forgetting his own name and telling the immigration guy that.
Smells like an urban legend to me. I could be wrong though.
Maybe. It's definitely my favorite story. I know a real one, but it's not quite as interesting. We had a substitute teacher once who told us that her father or grandfather came through Ellis Island, and he had some crazy Polish name that the records guy didn't bother spelling, and so he put down Barnett.
A girl I went to High School with had a Hungarian dad.
When he came to Canada, he changed his last name. His name was Poner but he changed it to Fehereghazi. I might have mispelled it, but shit, what a change...
Is that Hungarian for "good luck pronouncing this"?
It's bizarre how much I've taken to attempting ridiculous aerial stunts in SSBM since picking up Ganondorf.
I self-destruct so much now.
Yeah, Ganondorf is my favorite, and I find that usually I'm either the first one out, or I've still got two lives left at the end after raping everyone else. There's generally not much of a middle ground.
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Yes, generalising an entire ender. I see no reason to distrust your assesment of the situation.
Heh, you're not.
Braces while reciting poetry.
I dunno. The friendliest blowjobs entail a song. Usually hummed.
Which one?
The new one with the crappy graphics.
Goodbye and happy thanksgiving to those that celebrate.
Is that Hungarian for "good luck pronouncing this"?
Also: Aw fuck, they had a spoiler in the damned MANUAL for this thing.
I didn't need to know who Tetra was yet.
I'm going over to my Aunt's place in order to make my mother happy. I'd rather just sit around in my underwear playing video games, though.
My first Zelda game ever.
Thin: Bring a DS. Also my Thanksgivings are good. We go to a nice lodge buffet. You should have come here instead.
Toadies?
Edit: I'm missing a "t". Here it is: t
I self-destruct so much now.
And I get two meals today; one at a friends house and one at home. Should be peachy.
Turkey turkey turkey.
And I don't smell like ass, whoever suggested that.