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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Here's a nascar joke, so like only I will get it.

    What was the last thing to go through Dale Earnhardts mind before he died? The windshield.

    Preacher on
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  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    edited November 2007
    MikeMan wrote: »
    haha wat
    Places where one could get a fake ID in northern New Jersey: Hoboken, Union City

    Places in northern New Jersey I am too scared to ever go: Hoboken, Union City

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Preacher wrote: »
    Come on you probably tell the horrible jokes all day.

    Like what do you call a one legged asian girl? Irene

    What do you call a paraplegic in a pool? bob
    What do you call a leper in a bath tub? Chunky soup.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited November 2007
    Preacher wrote: »
    Here's a nascar joke, so like only I will get it.

    What was the last thing to go through Dale Earnhardts mind before he died? The windshield.

    Well done.

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Preacher wrote: »
    Come on you probably tell the horrible jokes all day.

    Like what do you call a one legged asian girl? Irene

    What do you call a paraplegic in a pool? bob

    :P

    I get the "bob" one, but I don't get the.... oh. "I lean." Ha ha.

    because as we all know all chinese, korean, and vietnamese people have trouble pronouncing R's

    oh wait, they don't

    you know the joke wouldn't be hurt that much just by being more specific

    one legged japanese girl

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Oboro wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    haha wat
    Places where one could get a fake ID in northern New Jersey: Hoboken, Union City

    Places in northern New Jersey I am too scared to ever go: Hoboken, Union City

    you're scared to go to hoboken?

    man your conception of NJ is about 10 years out of date

    hoboken is the new manhattan dude, you can't walk 5 feet without tripping over a high-powered executive and his family of 5 and little cocaine baggy

    prices out the wazoo

    etc, etc

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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Preacher wrote: »
    Here's a nascar joke, so like only I will get it.

    What was the last thing to go through Dale Earnhardts mind before he died? The windshield.

    D:

    Preach, you should just put all your horrible jokes in one post so we can all go D:*∞

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Preacher wrote: »
    Here's a nascar joke, so like only I will get it.

    What was the last thing to go through Dale Earnhardts mind before he died? The windshield.
    The intricacies of it are surely beyond the capabilities of non-Nascar fans

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  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    What do you call a guy with no arms and legs on your doorstep? Matt.

    What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
    What do you call a cow with two legs? Side of beef.
    What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak.
    What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.


    LOLLERS

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  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Yippee, I passed a course.

    Now back to studying for other courses.

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  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    edited November 2007
    Would cocaine be cheaper in Hoboken? I feel like there's upcharge in Montclair Heights.

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    one time i went to hoboken and instead of toilet paper the restaurant had 1 million dollar bills

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    one time i took a shit in hoboken and the air around me turned it into gold before it hit the water

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Oboro wrote: »
    Would cocaine be cheaper in Hoboken? I feel like there's upcharge in Montclair Heights.

    i don't do drugs like that so i would have no clue

    they just had a HUGE fucking drug bust in edison though... that might have driven prices up

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Man fuck hoboken

    *shakes fist*

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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Medopine wrote: »
    What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
    What do you call a cow with two legs? Side of beef.
    What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak.
    What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.


    LOLLERS

    Haha, that's actually kinda cute. Cows bring teh funniez.

    All I know are music jokes.

    What's the definition of perfect pitch? Being able to throw a viola in a dumpster without hitting the rim.
    What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool.
    What's the difference between an orchestra and a bull? The bull has horns in the front and an asshole in the back.
    How do violin players greet each other? "Hi, I played that piece in highschool." "Hi, I played that piece in elementary."

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Man fuck hoboken

    *shakes fist*

    it's nice to visit but holy shit, forget about renting

    jersey city by the waterfront has some nice areas, if i recall correctly

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Hi.

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    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    How do violin players greet each other? "Hi, I played that piece in highschool." "Hi, I played that piece in elementary."
    I don't get it? So they're pretentious, and trying to out-do each other. But what piece are they talking about when they meet each other?

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Hi.

    Hello sir.

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  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    edited November 2007
    Wait, I remember hearing about the development in Hoboken now, it's like what they're doing in Jersey City

    building condominiums next door to the projects until the city rages enough money out of yuppies to replace another block of projects with condominiums

    and so on

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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Richy wrote: »
    How do violin players greet each other? "Hi, I played that piece in highschool." "Hi, I played that piece in elementary."
    I don't get it? So they're pretentious, and trying to out-do each other. But what piece are they talking about when they meet each other?

    It doesn't matter.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Yes thats exactly what they're doing


    Which is why I have to be indignant about hoboken cuz I don't want my area to turn into it

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  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Richy wrote: »
    How do violin players greet each other? "Hi, I played that piece in highschool." "Hi, I played that piece in elementary."
    I don't get it? So they're pretentious, and trying to out-do each other. But what piece are they talking about when they meet each other?

    You're overthinking it.

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Oboro wrote: »
    Wait, I remember hearing about the development in Hoboken now, it's like what they're doing in Jersey City

    building condominiums next door to the projects until the city rages enough money out of yuppies to replace another block of projects with condominiums

    and so on

    gentrification is a wonderful thing

    everyone starts out going "oh man these prices are so much lower than manhattan! lemme get an apartment and rake in the dough!"

    then 5 years pass and the prices rise, and rise, and rise, and then you don't even save much money by living in hoboken

    so people look to the other towns and go "oh man these prices are so much lower than manhattan! lemme get an apartment and rake in the dough!" and they move to jersey city

    and the process gets repeated

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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Aldo wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    How do violin players greet each other? "Hi, I played that piece in highschool." "Hi, I played that piece in elementary."
    I don't get it? So they're pretentious, and trying to out-do each other. But what piece are they talking about when they meet each other?

    u r doin it rong.

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Big Trouble in Little China was a good movie.

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    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    edited November 2007
    nexus mikeman variable

    let's the four of us get together and buy one of those yuppie condominiums

    and then use the power of portals to create projects inside of it

    S E G R E G A T E D D E V E L O P M E N T A N D Z O N I N G P A R A D O X

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Yes thats exactly what they're doing


    Which is why I have to be indignant about hoboken cuz I don't want my area to turn into it

    I give it 5 more years.

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Oboro wrote: »
    nexus mikeman variable

    let's the four of us get together and buy one of those yuppie condominiums

    and then use the power of portals to create projects inside of it

    S E G R E G A T E D D E V E L O P M E N T A N D Z O N I N G P A R A D O X

    TIME PARADOXXXXX

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  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I'll pitch in, but only if we also open some kind of portal to a hell dimension. No crazy ass apartment building that breaches the laws of time and space should be without one.

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  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    edited November 2007
    but seriously how about I move back to Jersey and the D&D Jerseyans help me get back on my feet let's do this let's create a utopia

    you know I am even funnier in real life

    there is no post timer

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Alecthar wrote: »
    I'll pitch in, but only if we also open some kind of portal to a hell dimension. No crazy ass apartment building that breaches the laws of time and space should be without one.

    As long as we mention it in our contract, i'm sure we'll be fine.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Hey, hey... Hey!

    Irene!

    Wanna here a joke?

    What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilene!

    What do you call an asian girl with one leg? Irene!!

    Hahahahahahaahahaaa...

    <.<
    >.>

    oh my god i'm so sorry

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  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    I'll pitch in, but only if we also open some kind of portal to a hell dimension. No crazy ass apartment building that breaches the laws of time and space should be without one.

    As long as we mention it in our contract, i'm sure we'll be fine.

    This is what D&D is all about: solutions. We're solving problems here people.

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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Hey, hey... Hey!

    Irene!

    Wanna here a joke?

    What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilene!

    What do you call an asian girl with one leg? Irene!!

    Hahahahahahaahahaaa...

    <.<
    >.>

    oh my god i'm so sorry

    I think you mean "Eilene" in the first part; also, Preach beat you to it :P

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    yeah wow deja vu!

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Wait, is Irene asian with one leg?

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    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    This is what I get for taking a shower.

    According to google, Ilene is a real name (probably a bastardized spelling of Eilene though"

    I'm now going to go eat my lunch in shame.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Yes thats exactly what they're doing


    Which is why I have to be indignant about hoboken cuz I don't want my area to turn into it

    I give it 5 more years.

    I give it less than that

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