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Mass Effect: The monkey doesn't have the fucking module!

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  • ZenitramZenitram Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Thanks, Gamespot, for the big spoiler in the video review.

    edit: make that two big spoilers.

    Zenitram on
  • jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Two questions:

    1) Has anyone else mentioned the playtime bug? I'm right at the beginning, okay? So I go to C-Sec headquarters and save. My save is 2:11:XX (two hours, eleven minutes, some number of seconds I cannot recall). I then load this save. I then save it a few minutes later. Curiously, the played time is 1:53:XX. Odd, huh? So I reload the 2:11 save and save immediately into a third slot. 1:46. Weird. Then I check and my autosave is at 1:46. So, even though I'm loading a save from 15 minutes later, the play time is being read from the autosave. And yes, I'm 100% sure I'm loading the right saves to check all this. I did it twice to make sure.

    2) Does anyone else's game stutter constantly, or is that my Xbox starting to die?

    Mine stutters on occasion. When I take it out of standby the next dialog will take up to a minute to load.

    jackal on
  • DashuiDashui Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Zenitram wrote: »
    So I've been playing for 15 hours and I am on Virmire. I'm at the part where
    the team is about to go on the nuke assault. Approximately how far am I in the main story gameplay? 50%? 80%?
    There are about six main missions, or planets/areas, and Virmire is the fifth. The next place you go after Virmire is the last section, and you can't go back, so if you want to start doing side quests and content, you'd best do that once you complete the assault.

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  • ZenitramZenitram Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Dashui wrote: »
    Zenitram wrote: »
    So I've been playing for 15 hours and I am on Virmire. I'm at the part where
    the team is about to go on the nuke assault. Approximately how far am I in the main story gameplay? 50%? 80%?
    There are about six main missions, or planets/areas, and Virmire is the fifth. The next place you go after Virmire is the last section, and you can't go back, so if you want to start doing side quests and content, you'd best do that once you complete the assault.
    I forgot to mention that I haven't done Artemis Tau yet, so I'm assuming I'm actually on the 4th world. Is that correct?

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  • DashuiDashui Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Zenitram wrote: »
    Dashui wrote: »
    Zenitram wrote: »
    So I've been playing for 15 hours and I am on Virmire. I'm at the part where
    the team is about to go on the nuke assault. Approximately how far am I in the main story gameplay? 50%? 80%?
    There are about six main missions, or planets/areas, and Virmire is the fifth. The next place you go after Virmire is the last section, and you can't go back, so if you want to start doing side quests and content, you'd best do that once you complete the assault.
    I forgot to mention that I haven't done Artemis Tau yet, so I'm assuming I'm actually on the 4th world. Is that correct?
    Well, there's Eden Prime and then a short stint in the Citadel (not counting side-quests, mind you). Then you have Noveria, the dig site, and Feros. Then you have Virmire. And then there's the final planet and a section after it. I believe that's how it went. All in all, it took me 25 hours, most of that being side-quests.

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  • Strain 121Strain 121 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    So who do you guys think is the most awesome character?

    I'm not very far in the game, but so far Tali is my favorite. I really hope the next games feature more about the Quarians because they are my favorite part of the Mass Effect Universe so far. The whole "Aw man we created the Geth and got owned by them and now everyone hates us a bit" thing is cool, and just their whole story.

    Except for the fact that they vaguely remind me of the Eldar.

    But I like the Eldar, so it's cool!

    Anyways, yeah, Quarians are awesome and so is Tali because she's the only way I can unlock things.

    edit: should I spoiler that? Like... it's in the codex, so I think I'm fine, but whatever.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Will be getting it tomorrow.

    Does it live up to the hype?

    I praying karma doesnt hit me and Assassin's Creed (a game with mixed reviews and definitely down on my hype list a few weeks ago) that has totally blown me away and is completely awesome isnt going to mean the other big hitter Mass Effect ends up with me not liking it.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Will be getting it tomorrow.

    Does it live up to the hype?

    I praying karma doesnt hit me and Assassin's Creed (a game with mixed reviews and definitely down on my hype list a few weeks ago) that has totally blown me away and is completely awesome isnt going to mean the other big hitter Mass Effect ends up with me not liking it.

    The effects this game has had on my positive opinion have been massive.

    Drez on
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  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    To All Those Hating on the Mako Controls:

    Please pass whatever you're smoking, because it must be some grade A premium stuff. Mako controls fine.

    Houn on
  • s3rial ones3rial one Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Houn wrote: »
    To All Those Hating on the Mako Controls:

    Please pass whatever you're smoking, because it must be some grade A premium stuff. Mako controls fine.
    ...says the guy that's clearly on drugs.

    It's clumsy, weightless, and completely counter-intuitive. Why they couldn't make it handle like a tank in any other console game is beyond me.

    I love this game, but the Mako is easily the worst part about it.

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  • ZenitramZenitram Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    The Mako controls fine (even great) as long as you don't have to go in reverse when facing sideways. But that is easily fixable by just changing the camera angle.

    That's the only real complaint that I can see with validity, the others (turret flexibility, weak shields, etc) aren't a big deal. Before you go off on me, I already know my opinion is that of the minority. :)

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  • Waka LakaWaka Laka Riding the stuffed Unicorn If ya know what I mean.Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I feel bad for doubting this game for its technical problems, now that I'm deep in the story I've realised this is the kind of game I've been waiting for for a very long time. So god damn epic.

    They better bring back Wrex and his 4 testicles in the next chapter, he's the most memorable character in a game since HK-47.

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  • s3rial ones3rial one Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Zenitram wrote: »
    The Mako controls fine (even great) as long as you don't have to go in reverse when facing sideways. But that is easily fixable by just changing the camera angle.

    That's the only real complaint that I can see with validity, the others (turret flexibility, weak shields, etc) aren't a big deal. Before you go off on me, I already know my opinion is that of the minority. :)
    The entire issue could be nullified if they're had the sense to add an option to de-couple the directional controls being slaved to the turret, and allowing the sensitivity to be turned roughly eleventy-gazillion orders of magnitude down.

    s3rial one on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I think walking around is a bit clumsy, personally, but it's not that bad really.

    Drez on
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  • HounHoun Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    My ONLY gripe with this game is the minigame. I forgave it when it was just unlocking doors. Then Boxes. Then Lockers. Then Mineral Deposits? C'mon, really?

    Houn on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Houn wrote: »
    My ONLY gripe with this game is the minigame. I forgave it when it was just unlocking doors. Then Boxes. Then Lockers. Then Mineral Deposits? C'mon, really?

    It really got old when I had to use it to "recover artifact"

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  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Can someone answer a class related question for me?

    I haven't opened the game yet, but I had this grand idea of being a Vanguard who used sniper rifles and pistols. Is that pretty much out the window thanks to the talent selections? :(

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  • WickerBasketWickerBasket Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    Houn wrote: »
    My ONLY gripe with this game is the minigame. I forgave it when it was just unlocking doors. Then Boxes. Then Lockers. Then Mineral Deposits? C'mon, really?

    It really got old when I had to use it to "recover artifact"
    I bet they've shoehorned it into the sex scene as well. I'm having Fahrenheit flashbacks.

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  • BirudojinBirudojin Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Shadowfire wrote: »
    Can someone answer a class related question for me?

    I haven't opened the game yet, but I had this grand idea of being a Vanguard who used sniper rifles and pistols. Is that pretty much out the window thanks to the talent selections? :(

    Sortof.

    A vanguard can normally only train in pistols and shotguns, which means you are out of luck. However, if you have your heart set on it, you can try rolling another class, and unlocking achievements, and then roll your main character. For example, if you only really want lift for powers, you can unlock the lift achievement, and then future characters can choose to have that talent even if they normally cannot access it. This only applies to characters made after gaining the achievement, and you can only choose one bonus talent, however. This would mean that you could roll a sniper class, unlock sniper rifles, and then select those as a bonus for the vanguard, or else unlock a biotic and add them to a soldier or infiltrator, for example.

    This does mean playing the start of the game twice, however, and using that ability heavily until you gain the proper achievement. For some, it is worth it, and for others it is not :)

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  • Fatty McBeardoFatty McBeardo Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Noveria Peak 15 spoilers
    Rachni?! Are you shitting me?!

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Birudojin wrote: »
    Shadowfire wrote: »
    Can someone answer a class related question for me?

    I haven't opened the game yet, but I had this grand idea of being a Vanguard who used sniper rifles and pistols. Is that pretty much out the window thanks to the talent selections? :(

    Sortof.

    A vanguard can normally only train in pistols and shotguns, which means you are out of luck. However, if you have your heart set on it, you can try rolling another class, and unlocking achievements, and then roll your main character. For example, if you only really want lift for powers, you can unlock the lift achievement, and then future characters can choose to have that talent even if they normally cannot access it. This only applies to characters made after gaining the achievement, and you can only choose one bonus talent, however. This would mean that you could roll a sniper class, unlock sniper rifles, and then select those as a bonus for the vanguard, or else unlock a biotic and add them to a soldier or infiltrator, for example.

    This does mean playing the start of the game twice, however, and using that ability heavily until you gain the proper achievement. For some, it is worth it, and for others it is not :)

    Woha woha woha

    How exactly are these achievements unlocked? stats, usage, some point in the game? Because the thought of an Assault Rifle toting Vanguard makes my pants tight in strange and unusual ways.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Noveria Peak 15 spoilers
    Rachni?! Are you shitting me?!

    Oh come on, so obvious if you read the codex.

    Indie Winter on
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  • NismoGrendelNismoGrendel Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Birudojin wrote: »
    Shadowfire wrote: »
    Can someone answer a class related question for me?

    I haven't opened the game yet, but I had this grand idea of being a Vanguard who used sniper rifles and pistols. Is that pretty much out the window thanks to the talent selections? :(

    Sortof.

    A vanguard can normally only train in pistols and shotguns, which means you are out of luck. However, if you have your heart set on it, you can try rolling another class, and unlocking achievements, and then roll your main character. For example, if you only really want lift for powers, you can unlock the lift achievement, and then future characters can choose to have that talent even if they normally cannot access it. This only applies to characters made after gaining the achievement, and you can only choose one bonus talent, however. This would mean that you could roll a sniper class, unlock sniper rifles, and then select those as a bonus for the vanguard, or else unlock a biotic and add them to a soldier or infiltrator, for example.

    This does mean playing the start of the game twice, however, and using that ability heavily until you gain the proper achievement. For some, it is worth it, and for others it is not :)

    Woha woha woha

    How exactly are these achievements unlock? stats, usage, some point in the game? Because the thought of an Assault Rifle toting Vanguard makes my pants tight in strange and unusual ways.

    You get the assault rifle achievement for 150 kills w/ an assault rifle. The prestige class or whatever it's called is pretty cool.

    I have been playing a soldier, got to choose between shock trooper and some other more stealthy type. I chose shock trooper :)

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  • Fatty McBeardoFatty McBeardo Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Hey how can I tell how far I am into the main storyline? I've done the Citadel, I've found Liara, and I'm now in the Peak 15 facility on Noveria. I have not yet done Feros.

    Is that very far into the core plotline? I really want to make this experience last as long as possible, the wait for ME 2 is going to be unbearable. It doesn't -feel- like I'm very far into the game, but I have a bad feeling that I'm like over halfway.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Birudojin wrote: »
    Shadowfire wrote: »
    Can someone answer a class related question for me?

    I haven't opened the game yet, but I had this grand idea of being a Vanguard who used sniper rifles and pistols. Is that pretty much out the window thanks to the talent selections? :(

    Sortof.

    A vanguard can normally only train in pistols and shotguns, which means you are out of luck. However, if you have your heart set on it, you can try rolling another class, and unlocking achievements, and then roll your main character. For example, if you only really want lift for powers, you can unlock the lift achievement, and then future characters can choose to have that talent even if they normally cannot access it. This only applies to characters made after gaining the achievement, and you can only choose one bonus talent, however. This would mean that you could roll a sniper class, unlock sniper rifles, and then select those as a bonus for the vanguard, or else unlock a biotic and add them to a soldier or infiltrator, for example.

    This does mean playing the start of the game twice, however, and using that ability heavily until you gain the proper achievement. For some, it is worth it, and for others it is not :)

    Woha woha woha

    How exactly are these achievements unlock? stats, usage, some point in the game? Because the thought of an Assault Rifle toting Vanguard makes my pants tight in strange and unusual ways.

    You get the assault rifle achievement for 150 kills w/ an assault rifle. The prestige class or whatever it's called is pretty cool.

    I have been playing a soldier, got to choose between shock trooper and some other more stealthy type. I chose shock trooper :)

    oh hells of yes

    Indie Winter on
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  • The WolfmanThe Wolfman Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    s3rial one wrote: »
    Zenitram wrote: »
    The Mako controls fine (even great) as long as you don't have to go in reverse when facing sideways. But that is easily fixable by just changing the camera angle.

    That's the only real complaint that I can see with validity, the others (turret flexibility, weak shields, etc) aren't a big deal. Before you go off on me, I already know my opinion is that of the minority. :)
    The entire issue could be nullified if they're had the sense to add an option to de-couple the directional controls being slaved to the turret, and allowing the sensitivity to be turned roughly eleventy-gazillion orders of magnitude down.

    There are quite a few silly problems with the Mako. First off, they have turning mapped both to the right stick a la Halo's warthog, and to the left stick. If you end up doing both, it wigs out. Then, you get into the real problem of turning. If you move the turret, and therefore the camera perpendicular to the Mako, the system has no idea what to do when you press forward. If the back end is facing up according to the camera, then it'll go forward from that, or essentially "drive backwards". But it's that magical middle ground where it doesn't know whether to spin the front side or the back side up when you tilt the left stick forward. Considering the nature of combat, you're going to be spinning the turret around constantly, and you're going to be hitting this problem a lot. Couple this with how squirrelly and sensitive this tank is, and you have a system where simple turning is counter intuitive to what you expect.

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  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Will be getting it tomorrow.

    Does it live up to the hype?

    I praying karma doesnt hit me and Assassin's Creed (a game with mixed reviews and definitely down on my hype list a few weeks ago) that has totally blown me away and is completely awesome isnt going to mean the other big hitter Mass Effect ends up with me not liking it.

    I get a game before you? SAINTS BE PRAISED!
    I'd say it's good. There are the pop-in complaints and the framerate stuff, and the comments about it kinda throwing you in and saying "Try not to die. No, try harder." aren't unfounded. But I'm frankly willing to put all that to the wayside, because I'm loving the game contained within.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Two questions:

    1) Has anyone else mentioned the playtime bug? I'm right at the beginning, okay? So I go to C-Sec headquarters and save. My save is 2:11:XX (two hours, eleven minutes, some number of seconds I cannot recall). I then load this save. I then save it a few minutes later. Curiously, the played time is 1:53:XX. Odd, huh? So I reload the 2:11 save and save immediately into a third slot. 1:46. Weird. Then I check and my autosave is at 1:46. So, even though I'm loading a save from 15 minutes later, the play time is being read from the autosave. And yes, I'm 100% sure I'm loading the right saves to check all this. I did it twice to make sure.

    The top numbers are how much time you've put into the game.

    The bottom numbers are what time of the day you saved the gave.

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  • Regicid3Regicid3 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I think I am about to have sex with an alien. omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg

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  • NismoGrendelNismoGrendel Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Birudojin wrote: »
    Shadowfire wrote: »
    Can someone answer a class related question for me?

    I haven't opened the game yet, but I had this grand idea of being a Vanguard who used sniper rifles and pistols. Is that pretty much out the window thanks to the talent selections? :(

    Sortof.

    A vanguard can normally only train in pistols and shotguns, which means you are out of luck. However, if you have your heart set on it, you can try rolling another class, and unlocking achievements, and then roll your main character. For example, if you only really want lift for powers, you can unlock the lift achievement, and then future characters can choose to have that talent even if they normally cannot access it. This only applies to characters made after gaining the achievement, and you can only choose one bonus talent, however. This would mean that you could roll a sniper class, unlock sniper rifles, and then select those as a bonus for the vanguard, or else unlock a biotic and add them to a soldier or infiltrator, for example.

    This does mean playing the start of the game twice, however, and using that ability heavily until you gain the proper achievement. For some, it is worth it, and for others it is not :)

    Woha woha woha

    How exactly are these achievements unlock? stats, usage, some point in the game? Because the thought of an Assault Rifle toting Vanguard makes my pants tight in strange and unusual ways.

    You get the assault rifle achievement for 150 kills w/ an assault rifle. The prestige class or whatever it's called is pretty cool.

    I have been playing a soldier, got to choose between shock trooper and some other more stealthy type. I chose shock trooper :)

    oh hells of yes

    I should clarify a little bit... I didn't get to pick the shock trooper when I unlocked the achievement.

    I unlocked it during: (small spoiler)
    There is a mission to take back a training facility on the moon, when I finished that it let me pick the shock trooper class.

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    WHAT THE FUCK NO WREX!

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  • Vicious_GSRVicious_GSR Dude Principality of ZeonRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Regicid3 wrote: »
    I think I am about to have sex with an alien. omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg

    Mass Effect, for when simulated alien sex requires the mentality and intelligence of a depraved teenager.

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  • Regicid3Regicid3 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Pft.

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  • LookFreeGrenadeLookFreeGrenade Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Man, I know it would be physically impossible, but I'd much rather have an actual person controlling my teammates.

    Because right now Wrex and Ashley are NOT tearing any kind of ANYTHING up.

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  • NismoGrendelNismoGrendel Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Man, I know it would be physically impossible, but I'd much rather have an actual person controlling my teammates.

    Because right now Wrex and Ashley are NOT tearing any kind of ANYTHING up.

    It goes back and forth for me. Some missions my teammates are doing great. Other missions like this one I just did on the moon, I end up just reviving them so they can draw fire for a second or two before they die again. Was using Wrex and Garrus(or however it's spelled).

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  • Fatty McBeardoFatty McBeardo Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Noveria Peak 15 spoilers
    Rachni?! Are you shitting me?!

    Oh come on, so obvious if you read the codex.
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    TASTE LIKE CRAB

    TALK LIKE PEOPLE

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  • Vicious_GSRVicious_GSR Dude Principality of ZeonRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Man, I know it would be physically impossible, but I'd much rather have an actual person controlling my teammates.

    Because right now Wrex and Ashley are NOT tearing any kind of ANYTHING up.

    I have seen more intelligence in a hamster. No joke.

    The pair of teammates you have show the same signs of brain activity that Special Education students show during a class of 'How to make Kraft Dinner using a Microwave'.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Can someone tell me where the hell to find:
    The signal on the Citadel that transfers credits from the quasar machines? I looked everywhere but I can't find anything

    Also, this game is way too big. WAY too big. It's like someone gave you the most delicious pie ever and askes for seconds and you say "Oh no, thank you" but he shoves another one down your throat and lines up two more for you too eat. It hurts so bad but it feels so good.

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  • Regicid3Regicid3 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I love landing on planets and discovering things.

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  • Magus`Magus` The fun has been DOUBLED! Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I actually restarted the fucking game as a Soldier because your teammates are liablities, not help.

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