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[Miniphalla] Belarus (GAME OVER) | Victory of Freedom!

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  • FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    So uh... hey guys, who got their role PM already?

    FreeAgent on
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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    FreeAgent wrote: »
    So uh... hey guys (not comrades), who else is a capitalist?

    Rend on
  • FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Rend wrote: »
    FreeAgent wrote: »
    So uh... hey guys (not comrades), who else is a capitalist?

    Quite the claim from the frog wearing a monocle. As I'm sure you're well aware, that is one of the identifying features of a capitalist, along with the top hat.

    FreeAgent on
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  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Comrades, do not listen to Rend! Can you not see his monocle?

    He is clearly a capitalist pig in our glorious equal midsts. He comes here with ideas of private ownership, health care and restrooms!

    EDIT: Damn you FreeAgent.

    Oats on
  • FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Oatway wrote: »
    Comrades, do not listen to Rend! Can you not see his monocle?

    He is clearly a capitalist pig in our glorious equal midsts. He comes here with ideas of private ownership, health care and restrooms!

    EDIT: Damn you FreeAgent.

    Fear not brother, we are of a like mind on a grave issue, which is no bad thing indeed. If one can see through the deceit of another, it is an opinion.

    When more see the same words as the lie it is, then it is fact.

    Oatway sees the truth. All shall.

    FreeAgent on
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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Oatway wrote: »
    Comrades, do not listen to Rend! Can you not see his monocle?

    He is clearly a capitalist pig in our glorious equal midsts. He comes here with ideas of private ownership, health care and restrooms!

    EDIT: Damn you FreeAgent.

    Quite so. My apologies, comrades, for my disgusting attire. I believe it fell onto my eye when last I bludgeoned a capitalist robber-baron to death with my red hammer.

    Rend on
  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    FreeAgent, you are a comrade and a workman, unlike the scholar and gentleman Rend is.

    Bah, damn capitalist frogs.

    EDIT: I really have to stop posting so damned slowly.

    Oats on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Do not worry. We will sort this mess out comrades.

    M.D. on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Even mother Russia needs learned men.

    Rend on
  • FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Do not worry. We will sort this mess out comrades.
    Indeed we shall friends. While it is possible that Rend's mouth isn't full of vile treachery, it seems more the quick backpedal than an amusing coincidence stemming from fully supportable aggression.

    However, I can appreciate a good bludgeoning of a robber-baron, so I'm willing to stay the Sickle to learn the truth. Be warned Rend.

    We'll be watching.

    FreeAgent on
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  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Much better to see you dressed as the great common man, friend Rend. I too believe the great Mother Russia benefits from her educated sons, but Mother Russia needs nought but the cessation of capitalist interferences.

    Oats on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    FreeAgent wrote: »
    Do not worry. We will sort this mess out comrades.
    Indeed we shall friends. While it is possible that Rend's mouth isn't full of vile treachery, it seems more the quick backpedal than an amusing coincidence stemming from fully supportable aggression.

    However, I can appreciate a good bludgeoning of a robber-baron, so I'm willing to stay the Sickle to learn the truth. Be warned Rend.

    We'll be watching.

    Comrade, I do believe I was wrong about you being a capitalist. You are a comrade and a workman, sir.

    And, comrade Sovioatway, I agree with you. This place stinks of radioactive isotopic capitalism. Radioactive isotopic capitalism that must be purged.

    Rend on
  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Damn those capitalist pigs and their Capitalium-279! Thank Communism it has such a short halflife!

    Oats on
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Rend wrote: »
    Even mother Russia needs learned men.

    Our strength is not in the individual few but in the combined force of all men.

    You are not my comrade, !Rend
    Rend seems to be trying a little too hard to not be offensive, ne?

    Infidel on
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  • FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Infidel wrote: »
    Rend wrote: »
    Even mother Russia needs learned men.

    Our strength is not in the individual few but in the combined force of all men.

    You are not my comrade, !Rend
    Rend seems to be trying a little too hard to not be offensive, ne?

    I would tend to agree, except that I'm inclined to believe that this is because he has seen the backlash that can happen when you try to make accusations about someone's economic tendencies. He is afraid that we will turn against him for what may be a simple mistake on his part, and so is trying to right his recent wrongs.

    However, it could also easily be capitalist pig lies. Only time will tell. I, for one, will stay my hand for a bit. See what else develops.

    FreeAgent on
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  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Ah, comrades..

    I wish we were here on better terms.

    Shamus on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Only because I don't want to die day one in this one after just dying in Phallagnarok, and I've seen people get day 1-wagon'd for less.

    Rend on
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Hopefully a better lead presents itself. But I'll risk taking out a special if it's more likely that they're a bad special.

    Infidel on
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  • ZellpherZellpher Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Learning is a mere trifle compared to the strength of our brotherhood, Mr. Rend. Your vocabulary reeks of bourgeois learning. However, you could make for a powerful friend and ally. I say we keep you around, but keep an eye on you.

    Zellpher on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I wonder when other survivors will show.

    M.D. on
  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Who knows. Maybe the radioactive vodka got them?

    Oats on
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Stupid, vodka kills the radiation! Drink up comrades, you'll live longer!

    *chugs from the bottle*

    Infidel on
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  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Now now, we're not inside the Zone yet.

    Oats on
  • ValkunValkun Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Someone do an [Epic Reveal] so we have something to work off of. Or we could always just do the socialist thing and give everyone one vote.
    Ties result in death for all parties.
    Just kidding.
    Or am I? :winky:

    Valkun on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2007
    Mechanics for such events will not be revealed prior to their happening.

    Unknown User on
  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Ah Comrades, I had not realized the game would be starting so soon after sign-ups.
    Needless to say, I am here and ready to serve mother Russia.

    Last Son on
  • RaakamRaakam Too many years... CanadalandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Funny thing is, when the meltdown occurred, I was in Europe. I was 4, and remember seeing on the weather forecast the huge toxic cloud that was hanging over the continent. I wasn't old enough to understand what it meant, but in hindsight, I wonder how I would've reacted knowing that radioactivity was hanging over our heads. Good times.

    Raakam on
    My padherder
    they don't it be like it is but it do
  • Digger DudeDigger Dude Registered User
    edited November 2007
    Infidel wrote: »
    Rend wrote: »
    Even mother Russia needs learned men.

    Our strength is not in the individual few but in the combined force of all men.

    You are not my comrade, !Rend
    Rend seems to be trying a little too hard to not be offensive, ne?

    I like to make a point of accusing the first accuser so !Infidel.


    Now how long before the capitalist zombies come about.

    Digger Dude on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2007
    Everyone got the "the game has started" PM, regardless of role.

    Unknown User on
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    robothero wrote: »
    Everyone got the "the game has started" PM, regardless of role.

    You forgot Zot in our batch. Suspicious.

    (You just didn't want him to realize we're on, right?)

    Infidel on
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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2007
    How the fuck did I forget Zot, I went right down the damn list.


    Ah well.

    Unknown User on
  • Digger DudeDigger Dude Registered User
    edited November 2007
    I'm curious. how crazy will the mechanics be in this phalla.

    Digger Dude on
  • RaakamRaakam Too many years... CanadalandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I'm fearfully awaiting the "In Soviet Russia..." jokes. Thankfully, they have yet to come. Let's keep it that way.

    Raakam on
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  • zanmattozanmatto Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU DRIVE CAR

    I just epicly phailed.

    Not even gonna edit it. I just failed at it so bad that it should be shown for all to see.

    zanmatto on
  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Raakam wrote: »
    I'm fearfully awaiting the "In Soviet Russia..." jokes. Thankfully, they have yet to come. Let's keep it that way.

    You should not have reminded people comrade, you have started the gears of the mind working and an inevitable flood of jokes shall now bombard us.

    Last Son on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I say we bandwagon first person to make joke about motherland.

    M.D. on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Last Son wrote: »
    Raakam wrote: »
    I'm fearfully awaiting the "In Soviet Russia..." jokes. Thankfully, they have yet to come. Let's keep it that way.

    You should not have reminded people comrade, you have started the gears of the mind working and an inevitable flood of jokes shall now bombard us.

    Help me... comrade... must... not... make jokes...

    Rend on
  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Rend wrote: »
    Last Son wrote: »
    Raakam wrote: »
    I'm fearfully awaiting the "In Soviet Russia..." jokes. Thankfully, they have yet to come. Let's keep it that way.

    You should not have reminded people comrade, you have started the gears of the mind working and an inevitable flood of jokes shall now bombard us.

    Help me... comrade... must... not... make jokes...

    Think, good brother, of the joy that comes from a good days work. Jokes only cheapen that.

    Oats on
  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    dugga dugga dugga

    !vote Oatway for a whole hour

    Obbi on
  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    In Soviet Russia, the motherland jokes about you.

    Hah! Try bandwagoning a reserve!

    I hope it's out of your systems now. :P

    Hylianbunny on
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