In the mean time, tell your wife to consider selling her eggs. Provided she is healthy and white, the eggs will go for around 10,000 a pop.
No.
That isn't a typo.
10 thousand god damned dollars for something she gets rid of, for free every month.
Alternatively, consult your financing companies about interium financing if things are tight, or even account holds or closure. CHanging your diet will help big time, as for several months I lived on a food budget of 1 dollar a day.
Using little but ham hocks and grains, I was able to keep myself full and healthy, and still have energy to work 2 jobs and still pay my medical debts. No, it isn't enjoyable, no it isn't really all that tasty. But it'll save you $100-$200 a month.
Maybe get an apartment for a while instead of jumping straight to buying a house.
Just because you're getting married doesn't mean you need a house.
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NM, you've got kids with you, that changes things.
But with the housing market being what it is, investing in a house rather than paying rent and getting nothing back isn't a bad idea at all. Also, a house it the best tax shelter you can ask for.
Maybe get an apartment for a while instead of jumping straight to buying a house.
Just because you're getting married doesn't mean you need a house.
EDIT:
NM, you've got kids with you, that changes things.
But with the housing market being what it is, investing in a house rather than paying rent and getting nothing back isn't a bad idea at all. Also, a house it the best tax shelter you can ask for.
Maybe get an apartment for a while instead of jumping straight to buying a house.
Just because you're getting married doesn't mean you need a house.
EDIT:
NM, you've got kids with you, that changes things.
But with the housing market being what it is, investing in a house rather than paying rent and getting nothing back isn't a bad idea at all. Also, a house it the best tax shelter you can ask for.
Yeah but when something breaks in your house YOU have to pay for it... until he gets on his feet, renting is usually a good options because EVERYTHING is taken care of in terms of appliances, landscaping, repairs, etc.
from what little i know about, it carries a chance of increased infertility.
do not want.
Hasn't been an issue for several years now.
As in, since the early 90s.
Seriously, it's a very real option. I know 3 women that have done it and gone on to pay off debt, and one has even conceived her own child no problem.
I may bring that up, then. The main dealbreakers for me for that as an option is a) pain/undue discomfort, etc, and b) medical/health problems/infertility.
from what little i know about, it carries a chance of increased infertility.
do not want.
Hasn't been an issue for several years now.
As in, since the early 90s.
Seriously, it's a very real option. I know 3 women that have done it and gone on to pay off debt, and one has even conceived her own child no problem.
I may bring that up, then. The main dealbreakers for me for that as an option is a) pain/undue discomfort, etc, and b) medical/health problems/infertility.
the pain is nothing more then that of a biopsy.
Certinly when weighed against 10 thousand dollars, it's acceptable. sore for a week or so, after that, she's fine.
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Other people eating my food costs more money.
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you'll be fine.
In the mean time, tell your wife to consider selling her eggs. Provided she is healthy and white, the eggs will go for around 10,000 a pop.
No.
That isn't a typo.
10 thousand god damned dollars for something she gets rid of, for free every month.
Alternatively, consult your financing companies about interium financing if things are tight, or even account holds or closure. CHanging your diet will help big time, as for several months I lived on a food budget of 1 dollar a day.
Using little but ham hocks and grains, I was able to keep myself full and healthy, and still have energy to work 2 jobs and still pay my medical debts. No, it isn't enjoyable, no it isn't really all that tasty. But it'll save you $100-$200 a month.
Click if you're seriously interested on saving food money
Just because you're getting married doesn't mean you need a house.
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NM, you've got kids with you, that changes things.
You tell the wife that she'll be hurting a lot more if she don't lay a few eggs.
But with the housing market being what it is, investing in a house rather than paying rent and getting nothing back isn't a bad idea at all. Also, a house it the best tax shelter you can ask for.
i was kinda 'meh' until i heard about the pooping
i love pooping
exactly. I'd rather build equity than not.
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Did you take a look at our thread titles and become confused?
Yeah but when something breaks in your house YOU have to pay for it... until he gets on his feet, renting is usually a good options because EVERYTHING is taken care of in terms of appliances, landscaping, repairs, etc.
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This is probably the best advice.
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Seriously.
Get on that.
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At 10k per egg, you can afford a few accidents.
Should I make it?
I think I should make it.
I've had some alright casseroles, but never a really good one.
Is there a limit to how many you can sell or how often you can do it?
An extra 10k from time to time would be neat.
Hasn't been an issue for several years now.
As in, since the early 90s.
Seriously, it's a very real option. I know 3 women that have done it and gone on to pay off debt, and one has even conceived her own child no problem.
You should try my scalloped potatoes. Oh god, so yummy! Ham, sour cream, cheese, square-cut potatoes... all mixed together and baked. Oh god.
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scalloped potatoes don't have cheese. That's au gratin. and i make the best scalloped potatoes evar.
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I may bring that up, then. The main dealbreakers for me for that as an option is a) pain/undue discomfort, etc, and b) medical/health problems/infertility.
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I mean, I'm completely poor, but I live within my means
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Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
You should be ashamed.
and I had them with Cattle Boys and Dijon mustard
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
the pain is nothing more then that of a biopsy.
Certinly when weighed against 10 thousand dollars, it's acceptable. sore for a week or so, after that, she's fine.
JESUS ROOSEVELT
(this is me suffering from incredulous shock)