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Renaming characters in video games...Why give us the option

lunarislunaris Registered User regular
edited December 2007 in Games and Technology
So, I just started playing Phantom Hourglass and rather than be typical and name Link...Link, I named him Jesus. The game is about 1000% more hilarious because of this. Here's a sample, on the
ghost ship with the creepy girls
:

"Could you be the legendary Jesus?" (Answer: Yes or Not me!)
followed by "You finally came!" "We've been waiting on this boat to be saved! But... everything is fine now that you're here to rescue us, Jesus!"

Everyone keeps talking about the dangerous path I walk and the noble quest I'm on, it's pretty perfect.

Had any interesting shit go down from renaming characters?

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  • Walrus PeteWalrus Pete Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I've always liked naming my Link something really mundane. Larry, the Hero of Time and Herbert, Hero of Winds make me giggle.

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  • Dodge AspenDodge Aspen Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    It does seem weird in Zelda games. In fact, most games these days are so cinematic and story driven that changing any names seems useless. For the first year after FF7 came out, I had a hell of a time talking about the game with friends because I never knew who anyone was talking about, since I renamed everyone. I guess I like the option, but it's pretty pointless, in my opinion.

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  • RookRook Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    "I Say, I Say"

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  • SmudgeSmudge Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I generally name any character I expect is going to meet a terribly unfortunate end "Yutak". (name of a horribly unlucky spacefarer in some space combat game we used to play, if you could die in a horribly uncommon way, Yutak would find that way).

    The fullname is Yutak the Unfortunate.

    In Privateer our name was "Yutak", our callsign was "Unfortunate". This led to all sorts of hilarity with old peanut butter lip (if you recall the lip synching of privateer). Things like:

    "Unfortunate, you look just like your picture!"

    "The name is Yutak, but you can call me Unfortunate"

    In an introduction:
    "Ah, I see you have arrived..." *turns to person we are meeting* "This is Unfortunate".

    There were dozens of them that kept us laughing all game, but I have forgotten most of them

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  • PoochPooch Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    You could name yourself Zelda in Ocarina of Time, which makes the Princess Zelda say, "Zelda, that name sounds so familiar."

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I usually try hitting 'end' immediately to get whatever intended name is meant for the game. Like in Shining Force 1 and 2. On part 1 we end up with Max. 'Max,' the mysterious stranger? Uh, sure... And then in the second one we have Bowie (or, well, it's actually BOWIE because capslock rules that game). I always made it a habit to sing David Bowie lyrics during dialogue to make up for the hero's lack of speech.

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I often name myself either "Evan" or "Evander" because I find thatseeing my own name in a game makes it feel that much more immersive, like the characters are really talking to me.

    If I do a second playthrough, I tend to go with the originally intended name.

    On a third playthrough, I often go with "Hero", because I thought it was really funny when one of the FF Gameboy games actually gave you that as a default name.

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    It does seem weird in Zelda games. In fact, most games these days are so cinematic and story driven that changing any names seems useless. For the first year after FF7 came out, I had a hell of a time talking about the game with friends because I never knew who anyone was talking about, since I renamed everyone. I guess I like the option, but it's pretty pointless, in my opinion.

    How can you play FF7 WITHOUT renaming Barett to "Mr. T"?

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  • JustinChar99JustinChar99 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    If you name Barrett "T", Aeris will call him "Mr. T" which is good for a quick chuckle.

    Edit: Beat hard while reading the topic. :P

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    If you name Barrett "T", Aeris will call him "Mr. T" which is good for a quick chuckle.

    Edit: Beat hard while reading the topic. :P

    Alternatively, just name him "Mr." or "Mister" and you end up with her calling him Mr. Mr.

    Man, I hope people see what I went for there.

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    FAGBALLS

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  • acidlacedpenguinacidlacedpenguin Institutionalized Safe in jail.Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    racial slurs for the lulz. Especially if you mix them up.

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  • Hotlead JunkieHotlead Junkie Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I started a new game of X-com and named all my squaddies with names of other characters and of freinds.

    Birores Mendez from Resident Evil 4 jgot gunned down by a rogue alien while raiding a UFO with Patrick Stewart before Coop from Megas XLR avenged the death of Pheonix Wright during a terror mission after Sargent Krauser from RE4 failed to cover the rookie lawyer's ass. It's quite apt that Coop is my man with the most alien kills under his belt.

    Skeletor is fucking unstoppable with an autocannon filled with explosive rounds and my city of Heroes character, 'Tourtettes ninja' always seems to naturally sneak up behind aliens before gunning them down. I really need to give that dude a stun rod. Being aboe to shout 'It's a miracle YOU'RE STILL ALIVE!' while Jesus fires a sniper round at an alien is also fun.

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  • apotheosapotheos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    Sometimes I mix it up in other games - usually not - but Link is always Link - except in Links Awakening when I want the eater egg title screen song and then he is ZELDA for 30 seconds.

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  • RedShellRedShell Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    The new Zelda games should have an option where you play as Tetra/Zelda/Some Girl to save Link. My GF loves the series, but always insists on giving Link a girl name.

    I'm a big fan of giving the ladies a female avatar when it makes sense -- I'm convinced that half of Pokemon's success comes from being very even handed when it comes to gender.

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  • LewiePLewieP Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I always call "Frog" in Chrono Trigger "Glenn" for massive hilarity.

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  • themocawthemocaw Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    KoTOR
    Name your character Darth Revan for hilariousness:

    "I'm not Darth Revan! I'm DARTH REVAN!"

    "Could it be that Darth Revan is actually Darth Revan?"

    and so on and so forth.

    We tried to call him NotDarthRevan, but I don't think we have enough letters for that :P

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I always name Link Zelda.

    I've just recently started using my own name in video games when given the option. It's just such a...weird experience for some reason.

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  • GyralGyral Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I used to name characters stuff like Santa Claus just because it was so foolish, it was funny.

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  • Hotlead JunkieHotlead Junkie Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I sometimes name characters things like 'sammich' and 'noodles' in Disgea, mostly because I was hungry when I was creating those characters.

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    RedShell wrote: »
    The new Zelda games should have an option where you play as Tetra/Zelda/Some Girl to save Link. My GF loves the series, but always insists on giving Link a girl name.

    I'm a big fan of giving the ladies a female avatar when it makes sense -- I'm convinced that half of Pokemon's success comes from being very even handed when it comes to gender.

    It took until crystal for Pokemon to let you play as a girl, and until ruby/sapphire before it was implemented at the BEGINING of a generation. Pokemon was already cemented long before then.

    I have nothing against female protagnists, but it feels forced to take a classic series, and swap it so thatthe lady is rescuing the dude. It's just pandering. Also, the one time I can think of "(Super Princess Peach) it devolved into horrible stereotypes andgender roles, with the game itself trying to look "girly", and Peach's powers being based on her emotions.

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  • IceBurnerIceBurner It's cold and there are penguins.Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I like the option, and voiced dialogue can work around it as demonstrated by Dragon Quest 8, Persona 3, etc.

    For a main character I go with "Ice Burner", or "Ice" if that won't fit.

    If there's no real main character, I tend to leave the names alone. If I've played a game through many, many times, I'll start giving people silly names, such as my last game of FF6 wherein I named Cyan "Pink" and Terra "Dirt", among others. It enhances the entertainment value :)

    A good friend named all her Chrono Trigger characters after foods, which still makes me smile. Sometimes, I'll name my main character after her cat (and actually, in Graffiti Kingdom my main character was her cat.)

    Back in the day, my younger brother once called me over to see something from his friend's file on his Ocarina of Time cart. His friend had named the hero "MyButt", which probably was the cause of the laughter I'd been hearing from my brother's room all of that week. At the time I was called over, Ganon had been defeated and was going on his spiel cursing everyone, eventually yelling "Curse you, MyButt!"

    I have to admit, the thought of Ganon damning his own rump got me to laugh, too. Making people say and do ridiculous things will always be funny.

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Evander wrote: »
    RedShell wrote: »
    The new Zelda games should have an option where you play as Tetra/Zelda/Some Girl to save Link. My GF loves the series, but always insists on giving Link a girl name.

    I'm a big fan of giving the ladies a female avatar when it makes sense -- I'm convinced that half of Pokemon's success comes from being very even handed when it comes to gender.

    It took until crystal for Pokemon to let you play as a girl, and until ruby/sapphire before it was implemented at the BEGINING of a generation. Pokemon was already cemented long before then.

    I have nothing against female protagnists, but it feels forced to take a classic series, and swap it so thatthe lady is rescuing the dude. It's just pandering. Also, the one time I can think of "(Super Princess Peach) it devolved into horrible stereotypes andgender roles, with the game itself trying to look "girly", and Peach's powers being based on her emotions.

    Totally. If they're going for the whole gender equality thing then it needs to just be the equivalent of a pallette swap. There's no reason there can't be a female Link in the Zeldas, for example. The story doesn't have to change one iota. Not that I'm pushing that idea, I'm fine with established characters sex not changing.

    I'd like to see more fat, ugly female playable characters but that's about it.

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  • MinionOfCthulhuMinionOfCthulhu Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Some games shouldn't let you rename the main character. I'm looking at you, Final Fantasy X.

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  • Mr_GrinchMr_Grinch Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I used to play Skooldaze and renamed all the teachers rude names such as:

    bum
    penis
    fart

    or if I was feeling really risqué

    shit.

    Seeing Mr Bum meet Prof Shit whilst Sir Fart was holding an assembly always made me giggle.

    I was about 7 or 8 at the time though.
    It'd still make me giggle now

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  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Some games shouldn't let you rename the main character. I'm looking at you, Final Fantasy X.

    Oh I had forgotten about that. God that was an awful idea.

    "It's... HIM!"

    "Who?"

    "HIM!"

    "I don't see anyone except Tidus."

    "Exactly! HIM!"

    "Uh..."

    Speaking of God, when I played FFT:A, I'd name my main character 'Master', 'Boss', 'Lord', or 'God'.

    It made the game truly amazing.

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  • themocawthemocaw Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Magic Pink wrote: »

    I'd like to see more fat, ugly female playable characters but that's about it.

    Only if there are also more fat, ugly, male playable characters. Seriously, most video game characters tend to be fairly pleasing to the eye.

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  • SwashbucklerXXSwashbucklerXX Swashbucklin' Canuck Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Evander wrote: »
    RedShell wrote: »
    The new Zelda games should have an option where you play as Tetra/Zelda/Some Girl to save Link. My GF loves the series, but always insists on giving Link a girl name.

    I'm a big fan of giving the ladies a female avatar when it makes sense -- I'm convinced that half of Pokemon's success comes from being very even handed when it comes to gender.

    It took until crystal for Pokemon to let you play as a girl, and until ruby/sapphire before it was implemented at the BEGINING of a generation. Pokemon was already cemented long before then.

    I have nothing against female protagnists, but it feels forced to take a classic series, and swap it so thatthe lady is rescuing the dude. It's just pandering. Also, the one time I can think of "(Super Princess Peach) it devolved into horrible stereotypes andgender roles, with the game itself trying to look "girly", and Peach's powers being based on her emotions.

    Yeah, I HATE that. It's the result of stupid people reading research about gendered gaming preferences (which vary so much across both genders that you can only talk in the broadest possible terms anyway).

    I have stock names that I tend to use for my male characters. The "mysterious/exotic" guys are named Ambrose after some dude in a book I read a long time ago. The kind or sensitive looking guys get named Simon after the poor kid in Lord of the Flies. The over-muscled stupid looking guys get some over-muscled stupid name, if I bother to play a game starring one of them at all.

    On the rare occasion that I get to play a personalized female character, I usually think more carefully about the name, since female characters feel more personal to me.

    I love naming characters in Disgaea and the like. My husband and I compete for the silliest names. Bandaide the healer is one of our favourites.

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    themocaw wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »

    I'd like to see more fat, ugly female playable characters but that's about it.

    Only if there are also more fat, ugly, male playable characters. Seriously, most video game characters tend to be fairly pleasing to the eye.


    There's a LOT more fat ugly males then females. I can't even think of a fat, ugly, old woman character AT ALL except for the steretypical "wise old woman" most RPGs have. You see fat, ugly guys in almost every game tho.

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  • WitchsightWitchsight Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    In Chrono Trigger i named the Epoch SHIT, to my never ending amusement.

    "The SHIT! Its flying!"

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  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    themocaw wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »

    I'd like to see more fat, ugly female playable characters but that's about it.

    Only if there are also more fat, ugly, male playable characters. Seriously, most video game characters tend to be fairly pleasing to the eye.


    There's a LOT more fat ugly males then females. I can't even think of a fat, ugly, old woman character AT ALL except for the steretypical "wise old woman" most RPGs have. You see fat, ugly guys in almost every game tho.

    Ravel?

    Seriously though, games always have been awful to women. And always will be!

    At least the prince of persia exists. Sigh, he's dreamy.

    And he gets nakeder, at least during SoT. Do you know how much trouble SoT would have gotten into if he had been a girl?

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  • MinionOfCthulhuMinionOfCthulhu Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Greeper wrote: »
    Some games shouldn't let you rename the main character. I'm looking at you, Final Fantasy X.

    Oh I had forgotten about that. God that was an awful idea.

    "It's... HIM!"

    "Who?"

    "HIM!"

    "I don't see anyone except Tidus."

    "Exactly! HIM!"

    "Uh..."

    On the up hand, naming Aramant in Final Fantasy IX 'Homo' or the like will eventually have him introduce himself as 'The Flaming Homo'.

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  • SwashbucklerXXSwashbucklerXX Swashbucklin' Canuck Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    themocaw wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »

    I'd like to see more fat, ugly female playable characters but that's about it.

    Only if there are also more fat, ugly, male playable characters. Seriously, most video game characters tend to be fairly pleasing to the eye.


    There's a LOT more fat ugly males then females. I can't even think of a fat, ugly, old woman character AT ALL except for the steretypical "wise old woman" most RPGs have. You see fat, ugly guys in almost every game tho.

    Hell, I'd just be happy to see warrior women who didn't have toothpick arms. Gimmie a playable character with hips and thighs and muscles, thank you. Give her big boobs if the rest of the body matches, just don't stick balloons on a toothpick.

    Unfortunately, the Blizztard portion (male AND female) of the gaming market isn't mature enough to handle female characters that don't look like Paris Hilton. It was always fascinating yet depressing to read reactions to female dwarves, tauren, and orcs on the WoW forums.

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  • themocawthemocaw Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Greeper wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    There's a LOT more fat ugly males then females. I can't even think of a fat, ugly, old woman character AT ALL except for the steretypical "wise old woman" most RPGs have. You see fat, ugly guys in almost every game tho.

    Ravel?

    Seriously though, games always have been awful to women. And always will be!

    At least the prince of persia exists. Sigh, he's dreamy.

    And he gets nakeder, at least during SoT. Do you know how much trouble SoT would have gotten into if he had been a girl?

    Chrono Cross had a couple of less-than-attractive looking female characters, although honestly, the big island mama could deal a shitload of hurt out with her frying pan. I'm also trying to think of fat, old, ugly PLAYABLE characters, who tend to be in short supply, I find: That one dude from *shudder* State of Emergency comes to mind.

    I'm less concerned with the lack of less-than-attractive female characters, though, and more concerned with the highly improbable costumes they tend to wear. Compare Jankowski and Jin from F.E.A.R: Jankowski wears a fairly believable assault vest, and Jin's prancing around in tight leather. I think one of the few female characters I can think of who wore believable looking costumes was Konoko from Oni: sure, she wore a tight fatigues, but everyone else did too, and she didn't forget the bulletproof vest, either. Her other outfit is also suitable for asskicking: leather jacket, jeans and boots. And don't even get me started on the Dead or Alive girls.

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    RedShell wrote: »
    The new Zelda games should have an option where you play as Tetra/Zelda/Some Girl to save Link. My GF loves the series, but always insists on giving Link a girl name.

    I'm a big fan of giving the ladies a female avatar when it makes sense -- I'm convinced that half of Pokemon's success comes from being very even handed when it comes to gender.

    It took until crystal for Pokemon to let you play as a girl, and until ruby/sapphire before it was implemented at the BEGINING of a generation. Pokemon was already cemented long before then.

    I have nothing against female protagnists, but it feels forced to take a classic series, and swap it so thatthe lady is rescuing the dude. It's just pandering. Also, the one time I can think of "(Super Princess Peach) it devolved into horrible stereotypes andgender roles, with the game itself trying to look "girly", and Peach's powers being based on her emotions.

    Totally. If they're going for the whole gender equality thing then it needs to just be the equivalent of a pallette swap. There's no reason there can't be a female Link in the Zeldas, for example. The story doesn't have to change one iota. Not that I'm pushing that idea, I'm fine with established characters sex not changing.

    I'd like to see more fat, ugly female playable characters but that's about it.

    I would be uncomfortable with a female link, but for the record I am ALSO uncomfortable with a blonde link.

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  • RedShellRedShell Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Evander wrote: »
    RedShell wrote: »
    The new Zelda games should have an option where you play as Tetra/Zelda/Some Girl to save Link. My GF loves the series, but always insists on giving Link a girl name.

    I'm a big fan of giving the ladies a female avatar when it makes sense -- I'm convinced that half of Pokemon's success comes from being very even handed when it comes to gender.

    It took until crystal for Pokemon to let you play as a girl, and until ruby/sapphire before it was implemented at the BEGINING of a generation. Pokemon was already cemented long before then.

    I have nothing against female protagnists, but it feels forced to take a classic series, and swap it so thatthe lady is rescuing the dude. It's just pandering. Also, the one time I can think of "(Super Princess Peach) it devolved into horrible stereotypes andgender roles, with the game itself trying to look "girly", and Peach's powers being based on her emotions.

    Yeah, I HATE that. It's the result of stupid people reading research about gendered gaming preferences (which vary so much across both genders that you can only talk in the broadest possible terms anyway).

    I dunno, my girl went nuts for Super Princess Peach. I thought it was refreshingly not 'girl power' -- just comedic and cute. I just think Nintendo has a special opportunity with Zelda, because the whole franchise is set up around your character being a blank -- Link is supposed to be *you*. I know that's a little true of every game avatar, but it's especially true in Zelda games.

    I don't think it would be pandering, I think it would be acknowledging that the franchise is popular with women. And it wouldn't really intrude on your normal gameplay at all.

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  • DarkCrawlerDarkCrawler Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I used to name the rival in ANY Pokemon games "Douche", because, well, they are always giant ones. It's funny to hear the people talk about the rival.

    Also, in Civilization or any other RTS that lets you name characters, I usually give some soldier the name of someone I know, just to see if he can survive. Also, I name the ships.

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  • DelzhandDelzhand Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited November 2007
    So, how about that character renaming?

    As was mentioned earlier in the thread, I've been inspired to name the next renameable character I play to "I say" so NPCs will sound like Foghorn Leghorn. Thanks, Yahtzee!

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  • UncleSporkyUncleSporky Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    In Sword of Vermilion and other old RPGs, naming the hero "Kong" so at the end of the game everybody is all "Hail King Kong!" Alternatively, naming them Stupid.

    In Nethack I always name my pet cat "Mewmaster" and my dog "Pooch McMooch." And there is a kind of food that they let you rename, it's normally "slime mold" but I always change it to "stupendous nacho." Then you drink a potion and "This tastes like stupendous nacho juice!"

    I really wish games would take note of naming more often. Like naming Frog "Glenn" or calling Red 13 "Nanaki."

    "Nanaki? Who's Nanaki?"

    "Nanaki is Nanaki."

    "Oh really? Nanaki's real name is Nanaki? Hey Nanaki, is that true?"

    It'd just take like 3 seconds to change the text a little to show surprise when you first name him and modify that scene a little.

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I've never understood people that named Link "Link," but it's apparently a popular choice. I always just name him after myself, since he is supposed to represent the player.

    I don't really like when games (usually RPGs, like Golden Sun or Earthbound) have you name virtually every main character. I mean, I appreciate the option, but I just end up running out of names and naming them all after people in my life. This works fine for me and my best friend, but can get weird after that.

    Note: Never name a female character after your sister. It could come back to haunt you.

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