Shiv's in the Bathroom all up ins (The Jail Thread)

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  • tony_importanttony_important Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Mai-Kero wrote: »
    snip

    this seems slightly unfair.

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Has the keester bunny come yet?

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    8-27-2007

    NEVAR FORGET

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Forget what again?

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Oh shit guys, How it's Made is on.

    I'm about to totally learn how escalator hard rails are made.

    Then after that, highlighters.

    Wrench N Rockets on
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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    that was the last day i wasnt jailed

    12.27.07 will be the happiest day of my life.

    tugga on
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I will light 10,000 candles on that day tugga.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Oh shit guys, How it's Made is on.

    I'm about to totally learn how escalator hard rails are made.

    Then after that, highlighters.

    I love watching that show.

    I learned how they make mushrooms and boots and motherboards and other stuff.

    M.D. on
  • Wedge BiggsWedge Biggs Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Oh shit guys, How it's Made is on.

    I'm about to totally learn how escalator hard rails are made.

    Then after that, highlighters.

    I love watching that show.

    I learned how they make mushrooms and boots and motherboards and other stuff.

    Did they show you how to make a quick $20? Because I can show you that.

    Wedge Biggs on
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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    GET BACK IN YOUR CELL

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  • Captain HeavysteinCaptain Heavystein Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    There is a mysterious squeaking above my bathroom. No tree branch, no hidden cameras in the vent, no bombs. Starts about 10 seconds after you walk in. Any ideas?

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Oh shit guys, How it's Made is on.

    I'm about to totally learn how escalator hard rails are made.

    Then after that, highlighters.

    I love watching that show.

    I learned how they make mushrooms and boots and motherboards and other stuff.

    Did they show you how to make a quick $20? Because I can show you that.

    Really now? :winky:

    M.D. on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    There is a mysterious squeaking above my bathroom. No tree branch, no hidden cameras in the vent, no bombs. Starts about 10 seconds after you walk in. Any ideas?

    Sentient poop waiting to pounce in righteous vengeance

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I will light 10,000 candles on that day tugga.

    <3

    tugga on
  • Captain HeavysteinCaptain Heavystein Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    There is a mysterious squeaking above my bathroom. No tree branch, no hidden cameras in the vent, no bombs. Starts about 10 seconds after you walk in. Any ideas?

    Sentient poop waiting to pounce in righteous vengeance

    No I don't think so. I'm a girl, and girls don't poop.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    There is a mysterious squeaking above my bathroom. No tree branch, no hidden cameras in the vent, no bombs. Starts about 10 seconds after you walk in. Any ideas?

    Sentient poop waiting to pounce in righteous vengeance

    No I don't think so. I'm a girl, and girls don't poop.

    uua2dNRWp.gif

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Chicks are the chess of deucin'

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    There is a mysterious squeaking above my bathroom. No tree branch, no hidden cameras in the vent, no bombs. Starts about 10 seconds after you walk in. Any ideas?

    Sentient poop waiting to pounce in righteous vengeance

    No I don't think so. I'm a girl, and girls don't poop.

    Chicks can't be captains. Except in the air force. And those aren't real captains.

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  • Captain HeavysteinCaptain Heavystein Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Dislexic wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    There is a mysterious squeaking above my bathroom. No tree branch, no hidden cameras in the vent, no bombs. Starts about 10 seconds after you walk in. Any ideas?

    Sentient poop waiting to pounce in righteous vengeance

    No I don't think so. I'm a girl, and girls don't poop.

    Chicks can't be captains. Except in the air force. And those aren't real captains.

    Tube sock in the trow. It's the only way I can get the ladies. They dig uniforms.

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  • skinny87skinny87 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Y'all get back in your cells 'fore I have my boys fire up the Spreader.

    The Spreader, y'hear?

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    BETTER CONDITIONS FOR PRISONERS NOW
    BETTER CONDITIONS FOR PRISONERS NOW
    BETTER CONDITIONS FOR PRISONERS NOW

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Jordyn

    You doin hard times

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    this is bullshit

    I want to plea bargain my way outta here.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Being on the inside is no fun, guys.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Jordyn what is it like on the inside?

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    No one can click on my wishlist and not buy me things.

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  • WreckTechWreckTech Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    why do we not have temporary bans instead of image posting privileges taken away

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I'm concerned that this is going to turn me into a repeat offender.

    A ex-con with nothing to lose.

    The system is flawed, man! I got a bad rap!

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    oh hey jordyn gets out of the clink on my birthday

    that is the worst birthday present ever

    potatoe on
  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    i was in jail once

    i had to wear a dress and prance around my cell while bogey took pictures

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    i was jailed once

    it was supposed to just be a short one

    then bogey forgot about me and i ended up being in jail for weeks until i asked about it

    potatoe on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I just read the end to The Notebook.

    Why did I just do that to myself?

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I didn't know what the guy was talking about so I said what

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    he used bold a lot. You should have just read the bolded parts.

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  • WreckTechWreckTech Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I didn't know what the guy was talking about so I said what
    are you drunk y/n

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    everybody's innocent in here
    didn't you know that?

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    you better straighten up and fly right now, missy

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2007
    what the hell is this happy horse shit

    Knob on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Knob I was just holding the weed for a friend.

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    i was jailed once

    it was supposed to just be a short one

    then bogey forgot about me and i ended up being in jail for weeks until i asked about it

    i think we all know what must be done about bogey

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