Shiv's in the Bathroom all up ins (The Jail Thread)

Butters

Knob wrote: »

what the hell is this happy horse shit

I can't find a good photo so I'll just say I am totally picturing Knob as Clancy Brown (Byron Hadley) in Shawshank right now.

Jordyn

Knob this was racial profiling

Penguin Incarnate

I don't mean to brag, but I've been to prison before.

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT

Put the boots to her.

WreckTech

rpenguin is truly a man of good humor. let us hope he will post again because goddamn, i haven't laugh this hard in months

Penguin Incarnate

Jordyn wrote: »

Knob this was racial profiling

Don't get him started about the 100 meter dash.

Auntie Shibby

Women don't have a race.

Centipede Damascus

I know a guy who just spent 6 months in prison. Hell of a thing.

Auntie Shibby

Since the infraction system came about, I've never been jailed.

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT

I have been shocked by static electricity like 4 times today. This is bullshit. Last one I knew was coming too. I felt my hair stand up and I knew I was pretty much charged yet I had to go to the bathroom. The bathroom door knob is metal. Fuck static electricity.

Jordyn

I DEMAND A FAIR TRIAL

DUE PROCESS

AND


SPIDER POWERS

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT

Jordyn your jury will be 12 people who hated you during High School.

WreckTech

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »

I have been shocked by static electricity like 4 times today.

Dumbass.

Centipede Damascus

WHERE'S HABEAS CORPSE WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

Auntie Shibby

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »

Jordyn your jury will be 12 people who hated you during High School.

Will they be hot girls with pillows?

Jordyn

I hope you guys know I'm probably not gonna shut up about this.

Dynagrip

Jordyn, that's the shortest jail sentence I've seen in the vBulletin era.

Druhim

It's obvious that Jordyn will only return to a life of crime once she has served her time as she knows no other way to live. Rather than subject an unprepared public to her criminal whims, I suggest she have her sentence extended to life.

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT

Twelve consecutive life sentences.

tsplitter

Druhim wrote: »

It's obvious that Jordyn will only return to a life of crime once she has served her time as she knows no other way to live. Rather than subject an unprepared public to her criminal whims, I suggest she have her sentence extended to life.

lets make her cellmate carewere

Puscifer

GIVE HER THE CHAIR

DrZiplock

Dru, your sig is doing mighty weird things to my screen.


Cute otter, though.

Jordyn

Can I plead insanity and get sent to Arkham instead?

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT

Jordyn your sentence is to play Superman 64 12 hours a day until your sentence is up.

Druhim

poor Jordyn, now she actually has to use words instead of just posting images

Centipede Damascus

what you have to do here Jordyn is to get Fram to tattoo the jail blueprints on his torso and then get jailed with you so you can break out together

tsplitter

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »

Jordyn your sentence is to play Superman 64 12 hours a day until your sentence is up.

thats cruel and unusual

Jordyn

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »

Jordyn your sentence is to play Superman 64 12 hours a day until your sentence is up.

SOMEONE SEND IT TO ME I WILL PLAY IT

Not for 12 hours though, I have to go to work.

Otherwise I would!

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT

Jordyn would get them tattooed but halfway through she would change them into a superman tattoo. "Ok we break out of the vents and we go to... This... cape. Jordyn there is not a superman-caped room anywhere in here."

potatoe

i was watching a video in my criminal justice class today and they were talking to a guy who had a prison sentence of 625 years

that's a lot of years

Butters

Druhim wrote: »

It's obvious that Jordyn will only return to a life of crime once she has served her time as she knows no other way to live. Rather than subject an unprepared public to her criminal whims, I suggest she have her sentence extended to life.

What if she agrees to have her balls cut off?

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT

you're a lot of years.

Puscifer

Was he The Highlander?

tsplitter

superman 64 is the Manos of gaming

Jordyn

nuh uh, halfway through they would change into J'onn.

And they'd be prison tats so I couldn't get MRI's anymore without it hurting a lot.

Jordyn

I'm gonna break out of this cyber prison with a data file.

Druhim

you should get a month added to your sentence just for that joke

tsplitter

Jordyn wrote: »

I'm gonna break out of this cyber prison with a data file.

come on now, even you have to admit that was a pretty bad pun

potatoe

i vote for solitary confinement

Jordyn

No, I'll go crAaaAAaaAAAaaAAAaAAaAAAAzy