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GAME REVIEW ACADEMY
rpenguin
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Guys! You need special training to review a game.
You can't be a grocer or a comic artist or a blacksmith and still review games, we know that's absurd.
Instead, you first spend 8 long weeks at game review boot camp. IF you survive, then you are shipped off to the Game Review Academy. It is only after graduating from Game Review Academy that you can even begin to have the faculty necessary for the High Literary Art of video game review.
For example, Penny Arcade's Gabe (not his real name!!!) claims Assassin's Creed becomes a bit tedious if it's an end to end run and not an exploratory experience. He claims this compromises a game reviewers opinion!
As anyone who has been a 3G (third year game reviewer) at Game Review Academy knows, this is easily overcome by using the the Ty Quickgame Gambit, whereupon one applies an a priori epistemological three-pronged comparative analysis to an a certiori game review.
In summary, leave the opinions to the professionals.
You can't be a grocer or a comic artist or a blacksmith and still review games, we know that's absurd.
Instead, you first spend 8 long weeks at game review boot camp. IF you survive, then you are shipped off to the Game Review Academy. It is only after graduating from Game Review Academy that you can even begin to have the faculty necessary for the High Literary Art of video game review.
For example, Penny Arcade's Gabe (not his real name!!!) claims Assassin's Creed becomes a bit tedious if it's an end to end run and not an exploratory experience. He claims this compromises a game reviewers opinion!
As anyone who has been a 3G (third year game reviewer) at Game Review Academy knows, this is easily overcome by using the the Ty Quickgame Gambit, whereupon one applies an a priori epistemological three-pronged comparative analysis to an a certiori game review.
In summary, leave the opinions to the professionals.
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