As I sit and wait over this brew of cowboy coffee I realize that yesterday I realized when an attractive or semi- attractive girl walks past me in the mall or on the subway I wait about twenty feet and then turn and look at her ass and if I don't do this I go absolutely nuts and I have to do it.
I also realized today that I like to look at the classy women downtown with their briefcases and ties and I picture them saying ridiculous porno things with exaggerated faces all oh baby fuck me sooo hard and then I laugh at how silly the fantasy is but I still do it to the next woman that walks by
Sometimes I pick random women and force them to make out feverishly with each other--tearing off eachother's classly clothing--in my mind while waiting for the bus.
I am afraid one day I will run into a psychic woman like this; think about that. You would know. You would be looking at her and then she would just turn and stare, mouth agape. Or, sometimes I think she would be so used to being able to hear people's thoughts that nothing would surprise her anymore and going out doors would just be a giant choir of filthy thoughts anwyay.
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it's the only way
well no we'd just need to kill his parents in front of him
Drunk Celebrity Dies in His Sleep, All Hope Lost
It's PAST midnight where I am.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
I CAN'T they won't let me
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
Sigh, might as well go to sleep I guess, seeing as it's 3:30.
I don't know man
The last one wasn't that good
He might not want to go
PSN ID : DetectiveOlivaw | TWITTER | STEAM ID | NEVER FORGET
Kidnap his woman?
Geek, you are a prince
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
Sigh.. would have liked better warning for that spoiler but I guess it's not confirmed and i'll probably forget it in 6 months so whatever.
Trailer comes out Sunday, June 28, 2008, 8 months from now.
It all fits!
http://lexiconmegatherium.tumblr.com/
Better warning than "Spoiler?"
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
I CANT
Apparently they are paying me to be awake right now.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
My vigil continues...
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
Sooooo good.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
I also realized today that I like to look at the classy women downtown with their briefcases and ties and I picture them saying ridiculous porno things with exaggerated faces all oh baby fuck me sooo hard and then I laugh at how silly the fantasy is but I still do it to the next woman that walks by
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
I am afraid one day I will run into a psychic woman like this; think about that. You would know. You would be looking at her and then she would just turn and stare, mouth agape. Or, sometimes I think she would be so used to being able to hear people's thoughts that nothing would surprise her anymore and going out doors would just be a giant choir of filthy thoughts anwyay.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
I think i've seen you around
I like to think I'm pretty cool
Give me a smoke next time I ask you cheap fucker
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
that was just plane rude last time
Well it's also rude to tell the government what I'm up to on your hotdog cell phone that you think I can't see
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
So anyway batman trailer eh? is there anywhere where it's not sunday at the moment?
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNqWAxHtMvo
It's Monday here.