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EULALIAAAAA!!!!! (Redwall Thread)

DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
edited December 2007 in Social Entropy++
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Wikipedia wrote:
Redwall is a series of fantasy novels by Brian Jacques. It is the title of the first book of the series, published in 1986, the name of the Abbey featured in the book, and the name of an animated TV series based on the books Redwall, Mattimeo, and Martin The Warrior, first aired in 1999. The books are primarily aimed at children, but have fans of all ages.

The characters in the books are all anthropomorphic animals of some sort, almost all of whom are capable of speech (with a few exceptions like the horse in Redwall), which Jacques renders as various dialects of English. With a few rare exceptions, such as the monitor lizards from The Pearls of Lutra and the Jerbilrats of Loamhedge, the flora and fauna in the Redwall books are all native to Brian Jacques' home nation of Britain.

Despite the fact that Redwall is a fantasy series, it contains no elements of magic. Occasionally, elements of the supernatural or paranormal appear, mainly in two forms. First, the ghost of Martin the Warrior will often appear in dreams or visions to one of the woodland creatures (usually, but not always, an Abbey-dweller) and impart information. The information is always accurate (though often in the form of a riddle that is solved by accident) and is of a nature such that it must have come from the ghost of Martin the Warrior and could not be the result of a creature "solving" a mystery in its sleep and dreaming about Martin the Warrior on its own. Also, some creatures in the books are called "seers" and claim to be able to see the future. While some of these "seers" turn out to be frauds, others such as the seers of Loamhedge, Taggerung and Lord Brocktree are quite real and play a key part in the turning of events in these books. Virtually all of the seers, both real and fraudulent, are vermin, who are generally considered more primitive and superstitious than woodlanders and other goodly creatures. However, in the book Tribes of Redwall Mice, both Martin the Warrior and Abbess Germaine can foresee the future. Also present is the sword of Martin the Warrior, which is believed by many creatures to be magical. This sword was forged from a meteorite's metal at Salamandastron by Badger Lord Boar The Fighter.

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A typical book in the Redwall series details a particular period in the history of Redwall Abbey. In all but a few cases, the book is about the inhabitants of Redwall and the surrounding Mossflower Woods. Usually, there are at least two different stories going on. For example, a typical book may relate the story of a small expedition by a group of woodlanders, as well as the story of a large group of Redwallers at home fending off a vermin horde. Because of the widely spaced storylines (chronologically speaking), very few creatures are mentioned in more than one or two novels, except in a passing historical sense. One notable exception is Martin the Warrior, who appears in all books, even if, most of the time, only in spirit form or no more than as a passing historical mention. Also, Martin's sword appears in all of the novels. Though he is not mentioned by name in Lord Brocktree, Martin does appear, referred in Brocktree's dream as "a young mouse bearing a beautiful sword".

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Other recurring elements and characters in the Redwall series include Badger Lords and Badger Mothers, "Dibbuns" (the Redwall name for toddler woodlanders), the Skipper of Otters, Foremoles, helpful birds, mouth-wateringly detailed descriptions of (almost entirely vegetarian) food, and one or more Log-a-logs (a Log-a-log is a leader of a tribe of shrews).

So far, the published books are:
Redwall (1986)
Mossflower (1988)
Mattimeo (1989)
Mariel of Redwall (1991)
Salamandastron (1992)
Martin the Warrior (1993)
The Bellmaker (1994)
Outcast of Redwall (1995)
The Pearls of Lutra (1996)
The Long Patrol (1997)
Marlfox (1998)
The Legend of Luke (1999)
Lord Brocktree (2000)
The Taggerung (2001)
Triss (2002)
Loamhedge (2003)
Rakkety Tam (2004)
High Rhulain (2005)
Eulalia (2007)
Doomwyte (2008)

This thread is to discuss how kickass the novels were and how they influenced our childhoods

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    They were totally fucking awesome


    until you realized they were the same story over and over again


    The only one I remember differing from the formula was The Legend of Luke

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Blankspace wrote: »
    They were totally fucking awesome


    until you realized they were the same story over and over again
    I came in here to post this exact thing.

    Thanks.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    YES

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    I loved these books, and I need to get the ones that I haven't read yet in paperback.
    So I have three books to get. I haven't read one since Loamhedge.

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    redwall hooked me so thoroughly when I was 5 or 6 or so that I made my dad stop reading to me (our nightly ritual) because he was too slow and I wanted to find out what happened faster

    I loved those books but I haven't looked at them since, like, 3rd grade

    I wonder how they've aged

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I think my favorite was The Long Patrol

    I loved those fucking hares so damn much

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    i read a few of these

    i can't remember anything about them besides they had cool covers

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    The hares are the best, geez.

    Who wants some fucking vittles. I do, fuck yes I do.

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Oh god

    Most platoons in action movies and shit have that one snarky british guy


    They were all that guy

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    I think my favorite was The Long Patrol

    I loved those fucking hares so damn much

    Mine is a tie between Taggerung, and Pearls of Lutra (sentimental reasons, it was the first one I read).

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Oh man all the food and drinks he described in the books I wanted so bad

    Also, the moles were awesome too

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I always thought the scales in those books were fucked up.

    Badgers vs. Rats?

    Badgers would fucking sit on rats.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Oh man all the food and drinks he described in the books I wanted so bad

    Also, the moles were awesome too

    Boi gum oi shoor loiked my vittles

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Oh man all the food and drinks he described in the books I wanted so bad

    Also, the moles were awesome too

    Boi gum oi shoor loiked my vittles

    bo hurrr hurrr hurrrr

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    There was a recipe for some soup in the back of one of the books I got


    It had potatoes and shrimp and shit in it, I think it was an Otter thing.


    It tasted like shit.

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  • JaninJanin Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    This is such a great series. I got bored of it when they were all sort of the same, but Long Patrol and that one where the mouse has to take the sword back from the sparrows are my favorites.
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    I always thought the scales in those books were fucked up.

    Badgers vs. Rats?

    Badgers would fucking sit on rats.

    I want to know where the horses and wagons came from in that one book, don't remember the name.

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Blankspace wrote: »
    There was a recipe for some soup in the back of one of the books I got


    It had potatoes and shrimp and shit in it, I think it was an Otter thing.


    It tasted like shit.

    well yeah, otters are terrible cooks

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Blankspace wrote: »
    There was a recipe for some soup in the back of one of the books I got


    It had potatoes and shrimp and shit in it, I think it was an Otter thing.


    It tasted like shit.

    well yeah, otters are terrible cooks
    Druhim goes here

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Guys who was your favourite villain

    Mine was GABOOOOLLLL

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    they really are just so repetitive

    sometimes the "sal-a-mandastron" chant runs through my head

    I stopped at Taggerung and never looked back, because that one, specifically, was like a direct copy of a story in which some rat was taken into Redwall and turned out to actually still be bad.

    I think the moral of the story in both books was that it is impossible to be anything but what a stereotype makes you.

    also, yeah, I seem to recall Long Patrol being a good one.

    That one and like...The Bellmaker or whatever were my favorites.

    "A and B the C of D".

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Tie between Marlfoxes and Cluny the Scourge

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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    How long until someone posts the dibbuns diaperfur community site?

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Goddamn.
    There's a whole wiki article on Log-a-Log.

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Cluny was the shit

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    There was a recipe for some soup in the back of one of the books I got


    It had potatoes and shrimp and shit in it, I think it was an Otter thing.


    It tasted like shit.

    well yeah, otters are terrible cooks
    Druhim goes here

    ZING

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I was wondering when this thread was gonna come up.

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  • JaninJanin Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I stopped buying them after Marlfox, but still read Lord Brocktree and Legend of Luke from the library. Didn't realize they were still being released, that's sort of cool.

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    There was a recipe for some soup in the back of one of the books I got


    It had potatoes and shrimp and shit in it, I think it was an Otter thing.


    It tasted like shit.

    well yeah, otters are terrible cooks
    Druhim goes here

    ZING
    Tip your waitress

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    wait he's still writing these? dang

    I just looked at a list of all the books and it turns out I only read about half the series before I decided I was done with it. I guess I caught up to him, and waiting for a new book to come out was too much for my tiny brain. the last one with a familiar title is marlfox, from 1998.

    I still remember a few scenes from these books almost 10 years later. I don't even remember most scenes from real life that happened 10 years ago.

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    sorry I missed the thread guys, I was working on an astronomy project


    BLOODWRATH

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Badgers are fucking norse gods of hellish death

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Otters were like the han solos of Redwall if I remember correctly

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    If otters were the Han Solos, who were the Chewies?

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    What the hell were Hares?

    Westleys?


    Errol Flynns?

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Remember that fuckin sturgeon they fought for a while?

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Lol! wrote: »
    If otters were the Han Solos, who were the Chewies?

    Fuckin' moles

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Favorite villains? Urgan Nagru, Ferauhgo and naturally, Cluny.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Lol! wrote: »
    If otters were the Han Solos, who were the Chewies?

    Fuckin' moles

    Big, strong, unintelligible speech.
    Yup, that's Chewie.

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Blankspace wrote: »
    What the hell were Hares?

    Westleys?


    Errol Flynns?

    Cary Grant perhaps?

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    best good guy?

    Midge Manycoats.

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