The Further Hilarious Adventures Of Liz And Dave

Butterfly4u

I'm in a bar last night. There aren't very many people there which is typical of a Thursday night. Liz decides to go to the bathroom. She comes right back out and says someone is in there having sex. This couple was stupid enough to try having sex in a bar bathroom that only had one stall! I mean come on did they really think they wouldn't get caught? Well, Dave being totally drunk decided to tell the female bartender who went into the bathroom. After figuring out that two people were having sex she quitely came back out. She kicked in the door and screamed I have to pee so get your clothes back on. The guy quickly escaped. By the time the girl got her clothes on the whole bar was watching to see who would come out. She was beet red and promptly escaped out the back door. I couldn't stop laughing at their stupidity.

Zombot

What's wrong with fucking in the bathroom stall?

Javen

Who the fuck is Liz?

EDIT: Or Dave?

Your human names mean nothing to me.

mrpaku

maybe they didn't have a car to fuck in

CG Faggotry

Who is Dave.

Staleghoti

I like stories...

Druhim

and yet look at your stupid user name

Tube

Gosh, that Dave. He's such a card.

scarlet st.

Oh man I can't believe Liz hahaha oh man that tears it.

Captain Heavystein

should've got the stall-fucker's number.

mully

It's a bar.
People are drunk.
They are there to be drunk, to dance, and to screw.
The hell are you expecting?
This is a post 4u.

scarlet st.

Damnit CT.

naporeon

Sex in bar bathrooms is a time-honored traditions.

It is not an indicator of stupidity, but awesomeness.

Or alternatively, skankiness.

Kuribo's Shoe

whaaaaaat the fuck

jesus

this is why I don't read people's blogs

Zombot

Honestly, if some dude was rocking a chick in the stall I would cheer him on silently in my head while I tried to use the mirror to peek at some skin.

Staleghoti

People have sex in bars all the time.

Faricazy

so far all i know about these people is that they were getting some

this is not a qualifier for stupid

fightinfilipino

you know what i love? having intimate relations on surfaces completely covered by fecal matter and e.coli. erotic.

Captain Heavystein

Zombot wrote: »

Honestly, if some dude was rocking a chick in the stall I would cheer him on silently in my head while I tried to use the mirror to peek at some skin.

silently? why?

M.D.

I saw a couple going at it in the corner at a club, she was all up against the wall and yea, I wasn't staring.

Butterfly4u

I don't care where people fuck, but if you are going to fuck in a bathroom make sure there's at least two stalls so people can go to the bathroom.

Kuribo's Shoe

fightinfilipino wrote: »

you know what i love? having intimate relations on surfaces completely covered by fecal matter and e.coli. erotic.

EROTIC!

naporeon

Computer Generated Faggotry wrote: »

Who is Dave.

This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.

Zombot

fightinfilipino wrote: »

you know what i love? having intimate relations on surfaces completely covered by fecal matter and e.coli. erotic.

Apparently you never busted a chick in her ass before.


And silently because I wouldn't want to interrupt the dudes concentration.

mully

if anyone is stupid in this scenario
it's the bar owner for only putting in one bathroom stall

Captain Heavystein

Well, at least we all have a couple of generic names--one for each gender.

*insert not so hilarious story about Liz and Dave*

Meissnerd

What did Brett have to say about all of this.

Kuribo's Shoe

so I told Joey and Chandler that I was going to break up with this girl

oh wait that was an episode of Friends

sometimes I pretend I'm one of the Friends... friends.

Orikaeshigitae

fightinfilipino wrote: »

you know what i love? having intimate relations on surfaces completely covered by fecal matter and e.coli. erotic.

yeah i love butcher shops too

naporeon

fightinfilipino wrote: »

you know what i love? having intimate relations on surfaces completely covered by fecal matter and e.coli. erotic.

I can tell you are unfamiliar, but as recently as several millennia ago, fucking-while-standing technology was developed.

THE MORE YOU KNOW

Kuribo's Shoe

fucking in a bar lacks class and dignity, but it's not really dumb

HyperAquaBlast

The best thing Liz could have done was lean on the stall and say "Hey, hows it going?" And the Dave comes in with his cellphone camera and starts taking video because that is how Dave rolls. I bet Dave had some some screwdrivers last night too. Those screwdrivers always mess him up.

Captain Heavystein

must be a small bar with only one bathroom. Is it one ladies bathroom, or just one overall? The second would be hilarious on a Friday night.

Aslan

Computer Generated Faggotry wrote: »

Who is Dave.

Duh.

Anime Owns

I'm Dave

Faricazy

Butterfly4u wrote: »

I don't care where people fuck, but if you are going to fuck in a bathroom make sure there's at least two stalls so people can go to the bathroom.

nazi

Druhim

Although fucking in public spaces is exciting and fun, a bathroom stall just doesn't cut it. For one, I want room to maneuver.

Javen

If they had gone in the mens room they would have received nothing but high fives

on the other hand, most ladies facilities can be considered no less than sterile.

Staleghoti

Butterfly4u wrote: »

I don't care where people fuck, but if you are going to fuck in a bathroom make sure there's at least two stalls so people can go to the bathroom.

Or at least install a lock on the door

Kuribo's Shoe

So like, Hal cut off all the oxygen and I was like, wtf Hal I'm shutting you down and Hal's all like I'm afraid I can't let you do that Dave and then it was like yeah with the space embryo and shit

CG Faggotry

Aslan wrote: »

Computer Generated Faggotry wrote: »

Who is Dave.

Duh.

I'm afraid I can't let you bang her, Dave.