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Mayweather vs. Hatton DECEMBER 8TH

Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong LoveRegistered User regular
edited December 2007 in Social Entropy++
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December 8th, Floyd Mayweather and Ricky Hatton are going to beat the everloving fuck out of one another for fame, money, and all the cocaine they can snort out of a hooker's ass.

FLOYD "I'MMA KISS YO LOWER LIP WITH BOTH OF MINE SLOWLY" MAYWEATHER

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Floyd Mayweather is a smart son of a bitch who fights with career longevity in mind. He's in the latter stages of his career, and can still annunciate. He's known for his rapid punches, and quick defense.

CAREER RECORD :

Total fights: 33
Wins : 33
Wins by KO : 22
Losses : 0
Draws : 0
No contests : 0


RICKY "GO SLOWLY AND MAKE IT LAST FO-EVA" HATTON

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Hatton is fucking ugly. This is because he is a shitkicker who can take a punch, and enjoys giving them out on occasion. I predict that he's really gonna throw Floyd out of his comfort zone, and devastate him with deep, powerful punches.

CAREER RECORD :

Total fights: 43
Wins: 43
Wins by KO: 31
Losses: 0


"Undefeated" is the moniker they're giving this fight, as both fighters have an undefeated streak.

Personally, I feel that while Mayweather is the smarter fighter of the two, Hatton is probably going to come out a helluva lot harder than him. He doesn't have the name recognition or reputation of Mayweather, and this fight would certainly change that.

Anyone else gonna watch this?

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Is it a makeout contest?

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Well, they'll fight first.

    After being a little punch-drunk, well....

    Anything can happen.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I don't even know which fighter is which.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    all mayweather

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The white guy looks like he could head butt a water buffalo into submission.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    As7 wrote: »
    I don't even know which fighter is which.

    err..well, I suppose i'll add to the OP

    boxing hasn't exactly been as big as it has in the past with the advent of mixed martial arts recently

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    He's got some serious Tekken eyebrows going on.

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Boxing has lost any credibility it once had. And Mayweather is going to beat him silly and fuck him stupid.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I doubt that, Crit.

    Edit: Your Way of the Gun reference, that is.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Way of the gun was such a good movie guys.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    You like to fuck baby heads?

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
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  • Lt. Eggman5Lt. Eggman5 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I hope Hatton gets obliterated because anyone British doing well at sport is totally unbearable for all involved. I'm just glad it doesn't happen very often. It's Creed vs. Manchester Balboa, with people talking about bringing boxing back into schools because it teaches discipline if he wins.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I hope Hatton gets obliterated because anyone British doing well at sport is totally unbearable for all involved. I'm just glad it doesn't happen very often. It's Creed vs. Manchester Balboa, with people talking about bringing boxing back into schools because it teaches discipline if he wins.

    i want you to know i can't be held responsible for anything that happens to you now

    go with god

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  • Lt. Eggman5Lt. Eggman5 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    'England' winning 'the Rugby' and 'the Cricket' are two prime examples of things that made me angry, just watch gym/PE curriculums change, your local news broadcast will probably do a feature on it.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    i don't watch boxing but my friend who does really really hates ricky hatton

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I see this fight going to Hatton, simply because Mayweather sits back for most of the action and tries to tire his opponent out. Hatton's grease lightning and lands his shots where they count in close quarters.

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  • Lt. Eggman5Lt. Eggman5 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    If anything, Hatton is too ugly to succeed.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    If anything, Hatton is too ugly to succeed.

    Arturo Gatti would like to have a word with you.

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  • Lt. Eggman5Lt. Eggman5 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    If anything, Hatton is too ugly to succeed.

    Arturo Gatti would like to have a word with you.

    [IMG]D:[/IMG]

    I guess we can learn never to pick a fight with a dude who looks like he gets punched in the face for a living.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I will probably watch this, but I don't really care about either of these guys

    Because neither of them is Joe Calzaghe

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    I just changed the channel to HBO to see if that 24/7 show was on, or Tell Me You Love Me.
    No, it's Real Sex, specifically the pony play people and what the fuck man?

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2007
    Neither of these fighters can compare to Ivan Drago.

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Larlar wrote: »
    Neither of these fighters can compare to Ivan Drago.

    That's right Mr. Mayor, the man has a small penis.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I was so fucking jazzed when Ricardo Mayorga fucked up Fernando Vargas.


    It was fantastic.


    Also, ricky Hatton is going to have his way with Mayweather. Hatton isn't an old man like De La Hoya, Mayweather can't just outrun him and hope for the best like he did with Oscar. Dancing around the ring like some kind of very, very attractive sprite and throwing three punches for the whole fight won't work this time, I feel.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited December 2007
    I hope Hatton gets obliterated because anyone British doing well at sport is totally unbearable for all involved.

    The British have been doing well at boxing for like 15 years.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I hope Hatton gets obliterated because anyone British doing well at sport is totally unbearable for all involved.

    The British have been doing well at boxing for like 150 years.

    Gentlemans sport, pip pip, righto then.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited December 2007
    It's amazing how hilarious the "pip pip cheerio" thing still is, even after the ten millionth time it's parroted!

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Pip cheerio pip

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    cheer pip pipio

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    eh wot?

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Ding Dong

    I say

    Aren't you a fine filly?

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Wot wot
    In the bot

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Lol! wrote: »
    Wot wot
    In the bot

    I just chuckled out loud at a joke Wiggin made.

    I need a drink.

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  • ZuelZuel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Meiz wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Neither of these fighters can compare to Ivan Drago.

    That's right Mr. Mayor, the man has a small penis.


    "Yes, it's true. This man has no dick." --Ghostbusters

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I was so fucking jazzed when Ricardo Mayorga fucked up Fernando Vargas.


    It was fantastic.


    Also, ricky Hatton is going to have his way with Mayweather. Hatton isn't an old man like De La Hoya, Mayweather can't just outrun him and hope for the best like he did with Oscar. Dancing around the ring like some kind of very, very attractive sprite and throwing three punches for the whole fight won't work this time, I feel.

    Mayorga is such a prick! He'd always light up a smoke in the ring after kicking somebody's ass.

    The best thing was when Del La Hoya started smacking the holy hell out of him, with that demented-ass grin of his.

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  • gazamcgazamc Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I dont think Mayweather has the punch to knock Hatton out. So he really needs to take a points win. Which wont be easy if Hatton is in shape throwing bombs all 12.

    It will be interesting for sure.

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Mayweather is out home town hero, so you damn well better bet I'll root for him.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Why do boxers always hug in between clocking each other in the face.

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