December 8th, Floyd Mayweather and Ricky Hatton are going to beat the everloving fuck out of one another for fame, money, and all the cocaine they can snort out of a hooker's ass.
FLOYD "I'MMA KISS YO LOWER LIP WITH BOTH OF MINE SLOWLY" MAYWEATHER
Floyd Mayweather is a smart son of a bitch who fights with career longevity in mind. He's in the latter stages of his career,
and can still annunciate. He's known for his rapid punches, and quick defense.
CAREER RECORD :
Total fights: 33
Wins : 33
Wins by KO : 22
Losses : 0
Draws : 0
No contests : 0RICKY "GO SLOWLY AND MAKE IT LAST FO-EVA" HATTON
Hatton is fucking ugly. This is because he is a shitkicker who can take a punch, and enjoys giving them out on occasion. I predict that he's really gonna throw Floyd out of his comfort zone, and devastate him with deep, powerful punches.
CAREER RECORD :
Total fights: 43
Wins: 43
Wins by KO: 31
Losses: 0
"Undefeated" is the moniker they're giving this fight, as both fighters have an undefeated streak.
Personally, I feel that while Mayweather is the smarter fighter of the two, Hatton is probably going to come out a helluva lot harder than him. He doesn't have the name recognition or reputation of Mayweather, and this fight would certainly change that.
Anyone else gonna watch this?
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After being a little punch-drunk, well....
Anything can happen.
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err..well, I suppose i'll add to the OP
boxing hasn't exactly been as big as it has in the past with the advent of mixed martial arts recently
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Edit: Your Way of the Gun reference, that is.
FUCKSUCK
GET YOUR SLIPPERY FUCKING ASS OFF THE CAR
i want you to know i can't be held responsible for anything that happens to you now
go with god
Arturo Gatti would like to have a word with you.
I guess we can learn never to pick a fight with a dude who looks like he gets punched in the face for a living.
Because neither of them is Joe Calzaghe
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That's right Mr. Mayor, the man has a small penis.
It was fantastic.
Also, ricky Hatton is going to have his way with Mayweather. Hatton isn't an old man like De La Hoya, Mayweather can't just outrun him and hope for the best like he did with Oscar. Dancing around the ring like some kind of very, very attractive sprite and throwing three punches for the whole fight won't work this time, I feel.
The British have been doing well at boxing for like 15 years.
Gentlemans sport, pip pip, righto then.
I say
Aren't you a fine filly?
In the bot
I just chuckled out loud at a joke Wiggin made.
I need a drink.
"Yes, it's true. This man has no dick." --Ghostbusters
Mayorga is such a prick! He'd always light up a smoke in the ring after kicking somebody's ass.
The best thing was when Del La Hoya started smacking the holy hell out of him, with that demented-ass grin of his.
It will be interesting for sure.