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guys let's give The Lovely Bastard a name

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Too bad it isn't FJ.

    Because "Fellatio Jackson" is much more hilarious.

    Actually now that I think of it, just about any "<sex act> <real last name>" is hilarious.

    Cunnilingus Smith

    Rimjob Forbes

    Assfist McMonahagn

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Haha, lower class people and their crrrazy names.

    I wonder if the ' apostraphe actually symbolizes a consonant, as it does when you use it while writing some pacific islander languages like Samoan.

    No, her mother was an idiot

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2007
    aunt jemima

    (a less urban one)

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    Haha, lower class people and their crrrazy names.

    I wonder if the ' apostraphe actually symbolizes a consonant, as it does when you use it while writing some pacific islander languages like Samoan.

    No, her mother was an idiot

    And most likely high on meth.

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    monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    Haha, lower class people and their crrrazy names.

    I wonder if the ' apostraphe actually symbolizes a consonant, as it does when you use it while writing some pacific islander languages like Samoan.

    No, her mother was an idiot

    Mrs. Krispie, as it were?

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    amtrack jerusalem

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2007
    apple jacks

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Black people come up with the craziest names.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    apple jacks

    but he doesn't taste like apple!

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    apple jacks

    but he doesn't taste like apple!

    not that i know what he tastes like

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    ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Alex Joseph.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    apple jacks

    but he doesn't taste like apple!

    not that i know what he tastes like

    but if i had to guess i'd say he tastes like disappointment

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    Amazing Jones

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    apple jacks

    but he doesn't taste like apple!

    not that i know what he tastes like

    but if i had to guess i'd say he tastes like disappointment

    no, it's more failure

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    Apple Juice

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    casper_27dcasper_27d The Friendly Ghost EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    disappointment tastes good, but my favorite is the tears of realizing your lifes dreams are shattered

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2007
    "al jihad"

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    autistic jaguar

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited December 2007
    Apple Juice

    Sooner or later someone was going to say it...too bad it had to be you.

    F

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    Aaron Jones

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    BLM - ACAB
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    monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Alright Jaguar

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    PusciferPuscifer Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    Haha, lower class people and their crrrazy names.

    I wonder if the ' apostraphe actually symbolizes a consonant, as it does when you use it while writing some pacific islander languages like Samoan.

    No, her mother was an idiot

    Mrs. Krispie, as it were?

    Pffft.

    You think she's married?

    Miss Krispie

    Ms. Krispie

    Yo, dat bitch, Krispie

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2007
    she was a little burnt, yeah

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    RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    abused junk

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Anti Jews

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    anyone say "al jazeera" yet?

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Anal Jurisprudence

    You people are awful at this.

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Alright Jew

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    asperger's junkie

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    ass junket

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    LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Awesome Jawesome

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    analogous justification

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Aerobatic Jizzfest

    Edit: This TOTP works so well.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    Apple Juice

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Apple Jews

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Keith why don't you post the rest of our conversation about that shit, hmmm?

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2007
    Keith why don't you post the rest of our conversation about that shit, hmmm?

    10:26:55 PM AJ: i was wondering how many dicks i could fit in my mouth
    10:26:59 PM AJ: probably two, maybe three
    10:27:08 PM Keith: wait
    10:27:14 PM Keith: how big are these dicks
    10:29:07 PM AJ: average size
    10:29:26 PM Keith: american or metric?
    10:29:41 PM AJ: shit
    10:34:23 PM AJ: metric
    10:34:41 PM Keith: what took you so long to respond
    10:36:27 PM AJ: i had to get out the rulers

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