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  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Arikado wrote: »
    So as a Medic I should go with:

    *EVERYONE...I AM ON FIRE!* Arikado

    Also rC, you should totally go with a [gAnG oF dAgGeRs] tag cuz you'll be 10 billion times awesomer.
    Actually no, please don't do it.
    hahaha but instead i should make the oF a zero 0f and dAgGeRs make the s a dollar sign $. get real 1999 with this shit

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  • Fleck0Fleck0 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The Screech fills me with unexplainable rage.

    Also, if I ever swear, it's because I grew up on a farm and when my father went to talk to the neighbourhood farmers, fuck, fucking and bloody were nouns, verbs and adjectives in normal calm conversation.
    So they sometimes slip out as emphasis and I haven't been brought up to think of them as ubernaughty, just normal everyday words. Just thought I should let people know since there's some oh noes swearing going on.

    Seriously? I thought we all loved to swear around here, hell I've long given up using periods when I talk, they all get replaced with "and shit"

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  • theantipoptheantipop Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Catching a rocket as you roll around a corner is a lame way to die, but I still laugh when it happens to me.

    Masochist.

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  • Crit_FailCrit_Fail Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Arikado wrote: »
    So as a Medic I should go with:

    *EVERYONE...I AM ON FIRE!* Arikado

    Also rC, you should totally go with a [gAnG oF dAgGeRs] tag cuz you'll be 10 billion times awesomer.
    Actually no, please don't do it.
    hahaha but instead i should make the oF a zero 0f and dAgGeRs make the s a dollar sign $. get real 1999 with this shit

    If you want to be really authentic...
    [g4[]\[]g u\/ |)4gG3|25 [koRn]]
    Oh, god. Please excuse me. I have to go iron my hands for typing that.

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  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Crit_Fail wrote: »
    If you want to be really authentic...
    [g4[]\[]g u\/ |)4gG3|25 [koRn]]
    Oh, god. Please excuse me. I have to go iron my hands for typing that.
    LOL put like ICP* at the end too. god i can't believe people actually use handles like that seriously.

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  • MonstyMonsty Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Is it possible to bind specific taunts to specific buttons? I want to bind the Heavy songs, but I'm clueless when it comes to this kinda stuff :|

    Well, you can bind specific voice menu options to a key(such as X-4. Tee hee). I haven't heard of a way to do one single phrase from those options, but if I do I'll post it in here.

    Damn, I kind of want to research this now.

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  • DeciusDecius I'm old! I'm fat! I'M BLUE!Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I like crits. I also play a lot of heavy and so how to make them happen (move forward, keep firing).

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Someone please tell me how to bind voice commands.

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  • PMAversPMAvers Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    King Nada wrote: »
    PMAvers wrote: »
    For some old-school action (and to round it out so I have six maps on the server, so you don't do CTF twice in a row), I just uploaded CP_Warpath to the test server.

    (208.167.246.56:27015, in case the post got buried.)

    If you have the newest version with the fixed spawns then HECK YES! I played it recently on a random pub and it ended up being one of the most intense back and forth matches I've played.

    It should be, since I downloaded it this morning.

    In a different note, I've had a request for CP_Grand_Canyon and CP_Overflow_b3. I think the six-map rotation's in the sweet spot currently, but they're in the queue, if it's decided to pull some maps out.

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  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    PMAvers wrote: »
    It should be, since I downloaded it this morning.

    In a different note, I've had a request for CP_Grand_Canyon and CP_Overflow_b3. I think the six-map rotation's in the sweet spot currently, but they're in the queue, if it's decided to pull some maps out.
    I'll add your server tonight when i get back from work.

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  • MumblyfishMumblyfish Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Decius wrote: »
    I like crits. I also play a lot of heavy and so how to make them happen (move forward, keep firing).
    Incredibly detailed, astoundingly thorough, impossible to counter assertion against the existence of critical hits in the spoiler. I would normally shy away from putting arguments in spoilers, but some are unnaturally attached to critical hits and, as I am already catching flak for being quite abrasive, I think it is in my best interest to provide those people the option to avoid this, for it is so watertight it threatens to shatter their beliefs and, perhaps, their brains. You have been warned.
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  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Mumblyfish wrote: »
    Incredibly detailed, astoundingly thorough, impossible to counter assertion against the existence of critical hits in the spoiler. I would normally shy away from putting arguments in spoilers, but some are unnaturally attached to critical hits and, as I am already catching flak for being quite abrasive, I think it is in my best interest to provide those people the option to avoid this, for it is so watertight it threatens to shatter their beliefs and, perhaps, their brains. You have been warned.
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    Mumbly: Taking in consideration you are probably the most predominant medic in the whole of PA, i'm surprised, nay, astonished that you don't like crits. I mean COME ON Mumbly! CRIT BONESAW! CRIT BONESAW!

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  • ArikadoArikado Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    AWESOME SPIDERMAN!

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  • RandomEngyRandomEngy Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    That Venn diagram gives me a headache. I am trying to make sense of it and it is just not working.

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  • MumblyfishMumblyfish Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    RandomEngy wrote: »
    That Venn diagram gives me a headache. I am trying to make sense of it and it is just not working.
    Mumblyfish wrote: »
    [...]for it is so watertight it threatens to shatter their beliefs and, perhaps, their brains.
    I warned you, dummy.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    RandomEngy wrote: »
    That Venn diagram gives me a headache. I am trying to make sense of it and it is just not working.

    You dont need to make sense of it. Just obey its every command.

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  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Mumblyfish wrote: »
    Decius wrote: »
    I like crits. I also play a lot of heavy and so how to make them happen (move forward, keep firing).
    Incredibly detailed, astoundingly thorough, impossible to counter assertion against the existence of critical hits in the spoiler. I would normally shy away from putting arguments in spoilers, but some are unnaturally attached to critical hits and, as I am already catching flak for being quite abrasive, I think it is in my best interest to provide those people the option to avoid this, for it is so watertight it threatens to shatter their beliefs and, perhaps, their brains. You have been warned.
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    Awesome Spider-Man indeed.

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  • JJJJ DailyStormer Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    crits are awesome. How else am I supposed to rocket a sentry to death with an engineer wacking it while I'm across the map? I need those crits.

    Also, crit fire is awesome. Unless I'm not the pyro.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    One shotting a heavy with a medic on him with a headshot crit is nice fun too.

    Im starting to get into a nice rhythm of playing sniper on defense and medic on offense.

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  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Mumblyfish wrote: »
    I warned you, dummy.
    Mumbly, do you ever read or respond to my posts? I feel like the center of neglect.

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  • PMAversPMAvers Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    ctf_snofort hockey battles over the Festive Holiday Weighted Companion Cube are *epic*.

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  • MumblyfishMumblyfish Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Did anyone else feel a chill wind blow by?

    My mind must be playing games with me.

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  • MonstyMonsty Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    JJ wrote: »
    crits are awesome. How else am I supposed to rocket a sentry to death with an engineer wacking it while I'm across the map? I need those crits.

    I'm mainly soldier so I know what you're saying. But still, a single soldier outgunning a babysat turret from a long distance? What the shit is that? Valve said something about not wanting to be able to "outskill" a turret, but "out-randoming" it is fine, it seems.

    Oh, well...it's the only real beef I have with the masterpiece known as TF2. I really don't want to push *NO* crits on PA servers(but I'd be happy if it happened on one). I could see yet another split in the community. I'll just stick to hunting for no-crit pubs when I'm in the mood for...less bullshit.

    I'm done, folks! Maybe! :) Not trying to be a dick.

    EDIT:
    Had to add the *NO*

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  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Mumbly is a tart. I try to compliment him and he just ignores me. Lame.

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  • MumblyfishMumblyfish Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I think I have tinnitus. That damnable background noise...

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  • MonstyMonsty Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Better watch it, Mumbly, the Band of Thieves will have your head and/or back!

    ...

    Just adding some shit to the pile. No offense, I hope!

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  • rakuenCallistorakuenCallisto Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Monsty wrote: »
    Better watch it, Mumbly, the Band of Thieves will have your head and/or back!

    ...

    Just adding some shit to the pile. No offense, I hope!
    hahahaha that was awesome. no it's all good. i didn't take offense from mumbly either, i just didn't like how i said he's from the UK, and everything he says is badass so it doesn't matter. and he didn't even acknowledge the comment so i kinda felt like a douche. but it's all good now.

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  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Monsty wrote: »
    Better watch it, Mumbly, the gAnG oF dAgGeRs will have your head and/or back!

    ...

    Just adding some shit to the pile. No offense, I hope!
    Fixed for D:

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  • theantipoptheantipop Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    One shotting a heavy with a medic on him with a headshot crit is nice fun too.

    Im starting to get into a nice rhythm of playing sniper on defense and medic on offense.

    It's worth noting there is no such thing as a crit headshot, per se. All headshots are crits, ie. the concepts aren't really related.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    theantipop wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    One shotting a heavy with a medic on him with a headshot crit is nice fun too.

    Im starting to get into a nice rhythm of playing sniper on defense and medic on offense.

    It's worth noting there is no such thing as a crit headshot, per se. All headshots are crits, ie. the concepts aren't really related.

    Does it still flash critical hit anyways? Im sure it did.

    Regardless, one hit ko headshots of any kind are nice.

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  • ArikadoArikado Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Monsty wrote: »
    Better watch it, Mumbly, the gAnG oF dAgGeRs will have your head and/or back!

    ...

    Just adding some shit to the pile. No offense, I hope!
    Fixed for D:

    :^:

    also

    D:

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  • DemiurgeDemiurge Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Epic game tonight, much sniping and splattering of brains was done (I'm looking at YOU flippy!), even 2fort was fun!
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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I wish my graphics card was better but god damn this game looks pretty on all settings.

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  • RedMageDarionRedMageDarion Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    So, my computer is full of shit, and there's a very good chance I'm going to reformat the sucker this weekend.

    I've never had any games through Steam before, so... I'll be able to redownload this once I'm back up and running, right?

    I just want to make sure I'm not going to have to buy it again or something.

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    PMAvers wrote: »
    ctf_snofort hockey battles over the Festive Holiday Weighted Companion Cube are *epic*.

    Yes this

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  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    So, my computer is full of shit, and there's a very good chance I'm going to reformat the sucker this weekend.

    I've never had any games through Steam before, so... I'll be able to redownload this once I'm back up and running, right?

    I just want to make sure I'm not going to have to buy it again or something.
    So long as you remember your account email and password, yeah. It's tied to your account.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    So I went around killing Demiurge and Flippy_D tonight without being instantly revenge-dominated, and it was good. I've found there's no point trying to out-snipe those guys, ambush tactics as a soldier or heavy work far better.

    Demoman has become my "expert" class, for some reason. Fuck knows when that happened, but I get far more kills with sticky traps and pipebombs than anything else under the sun.

    Well... except for Mumblyfish or DrIanMalcolm-assisted Uber Heavy of Justice Deployment Go Now Super Fun Happy Attack. 10+ kill streaks ensue.

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Is there anything else out there that has games you can purchase and download and play all in one night like Steam does? If so, where?

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  • RoundBoyRoundBoy Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I spent a long while on the new maps server. many have potential. Some have to be rethunk..

    turbine should replace 2fort stat. castle is a little big... the minecart one can be fun

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  • StasisStasis Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Turbine is so-so. I liked Quarry. Castle is pretty bad. Science may still be the best custom map I've played, though.

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