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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    May I stick it in your C#0M#60Y#20K#0
    or would you prefer it in the C#70M#80Y#100K#0

    #pipe on
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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    requesting access to your server

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    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I assume chloroform's been said already.

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    umm.

    Look at that exhaust fan?

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited December 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    hey baby

    got your permit yet?

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    i was once walking home from the guitar lessons i took a few years ago, guitar on my back, and this truck full of dudes yelled out of their truck "Hey there pretty lady, you can play me a tune!" ho hum.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I once told a girl she had a smile like a pinball machine awarding a free game

    #pipe on
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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Are you from heaven? Cause I got an erection. :winky:

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Belruel wrote: »
    i was once walking home from the guitar lessons i took a few years ago, guitar on my back, and this truck full of dudes yelled out of their truck "Hey there pretty lady, you can play me a tune!" ho hum.
    hey baby wanna tune my knob

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Well, hi there! What grade are you in? Say, you wouldn't help me look for my little lost puppy would you?


    Works every time.
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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    For reals though? Glance at them, then catch their gaze and smile at them. Then go over and simply say hi.

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    ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    God you're saucy
    We should fistfight

    hahahahaha

    i wondered if you were going to post that as soon as I read the OP

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    God you're saucy
    We should fistfight

    hahahahaha

    i wondered if you were going to post that as soon as I read the OP

    it is perfect

    #pipe on
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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    hey there darlin'

    wanna roll around in a vat of nutella back at my place?

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    For reals though? Glance at them, then catch their gaze and smile at them. Then go over and simply say hi.

    At least that's the plan, it usually ends up with me not going over and talking because I'm too shy.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    For reals though? Glance at them, then catch their gaze and smile at them. Then go over and simply say hi.

    At least that's the plan, it usually ends up with me not going over and talking because I'm too shy.
    man the other week there was a cute girl on the train that kept catching my gaze and not avoiding it or anything

    but it's pretty creepy on the train but i felt like an idiot when i got off on my stop and then my fucking ipod started playing Something by the beatles

    fuck you ipod

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    umm.

    Look at that exhaust fan?

    eww.. what are you, some kind of freak?

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I saw a couple minutes of The Pick-Up artist, so I'm an expert on heterosexual courtship.

    One of the first steps is to find a group of girls and start talking to them about something unrelated to what is going on right now. It'll make things less awkward if they feel like you aren't steering them to bonings I guess. Then you wait for them to make some subtle gesture like touching their hair and this is supposed to signify that they are attracted to you and are hoping to get you to look at them in the same way. It's at this point you pull your penis out.

    The contestants on the show never pulled it off but the creepy host guy with a ponytail and a soul patch managed to get quite a few floozies doing the same routine to several different parties.

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    ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    God you're saucy
    We should fistfight

    hahahahaha

    i wondered if you were going to post that as soon as I read the OP

    it is perfect

    we shoudln't tell everyone about it. We don't want everyone to know, there's only so much prime vagina to go around.

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    DAMNIT WAM
    guess you were just too slow

    ladies

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    sh-should I change my title?

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Are you a level 35 warlock, cause you just cast an enchant spell on my heart.

    I wanna eat yo pussy like a little ceasar pizza. PIZZA PIZZA BITCH!

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    ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    sh-should I change my title?

    i think it's ok

    we should just be discreet

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    DAMNIT WAM
    guess you were just too slow

    ladies

    get on aim

    ladies

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    My penis weighs as much as a small child and is listed on my taxes as a dependant.

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Artreus wrote: »
    umm.

    Look at that exhaust fan?

    eww.. what are you, some kind of freak?

    No.
    maybe.

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    DAMNIT WAM
    guess you were just too slow

    ladies

    get on aim

    ladies
    I'm busy playing wow

    ladies

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    Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    you have lovely posture

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    ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I've put poison in your drink


    What will you do for the cure?

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    you have lovely skin it would make a great tarp

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    ladies

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    So do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Do you sleep on your stomach?



    Can I?

    Oh yes my doggies.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Is it cool if my buddy Ted watches?


    You have such... tiny feet.

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    ladies

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    Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    J: Ooohhh....ooooh....
    I just wanna, I just wanna
    B: Just wanna do something special for all the Ladies in the World
    J: Oh yes (J)
    B: Just wanna do somethin' special
    J: Ah (J)
    B: For all the Ladies in the world
    J: Is that possible? (J)
    B: And the gir-rls
    Don't forget them girls
    J: Caribbean
    B: (Ladies)
    J: Parisian
    B: (Ladies)
    J: Bolivian
    B: (Ladies)
    J: Namibian
    B: (Ladies)
    J: Eastern Indochinian
    B: (Ladies)
    J: Republic of Dominican
    B: (Ladies)
    J: Amphibian
    B: (Ladies)
    J: Presbyterian
    B: (Ladies)
    J: Outta sight
    B: Amazin' ladies
    J: Late night
    B: Hard workin' ladies
    J: Erudite
    B: Brainy ladies
    J: Hermaphrodite
    B: Lady-man-ladies
    J: Oh you sexy hermaphrodite lady-man-ladies
    With your sexy lady bits
    And your sexy man bits too
    Even you must be in to you ooo ooo
    B+J: All the ladies in the world
    I wanna get next to you
    Show you some gratitude
    By makin' love to you it's the least we can do...
    B+J: If every soldier in the wo-orld
    Put down his weapon and picked up a woman
    What a peaceful world this world would be-eee...
    B+J: Redheads not warheads
    Blondes not bombs
    We're talkin' about brunettes not fighter jets
    J: Oooh Oooh it's got to be Sweet 16's not M-16's
    When will the governments realize it's got to be funky sexy ladies?
    B: I have a vision and all I can see
    Is all of you with 'a all of me
    In a world of peace and harmony
    Where every lady gets a little piece of Bret-y
    J: I've been to Paris, Wellington and Amsterdam
    And a wham-bam, Merci, Danke, thank 'a you ma'm
    I don't care if you're ugly or you're skanky or you're small
    I just wanna do a little something special for y'all...
    B + J:All the ladies, in the world, you deserve it, Girrrrrrl...
    

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    JordanthehuttJordanthehutt Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Artreus wrote: »
    So do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

    I lol'd

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    okay this is the way to get any woman on earth
    look exactly like this
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    Darkblade_1Darkblade_1 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Even the pants?

    'cause I'd have thought..

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