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    IHasABucketIHasABucket Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    okay this is the way to get any woman on earth
    look exactly like this
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    He's so dreamy.

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    xeroismygodxeroismygod Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    okay this is the way to get any woman on earth
    look exactly like this
    jk_gap2.jpg

    I don't think he would attract the kinda bimbos I want.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    okay this is the way to get any person on earth
    look exactly like this
    jk_gap2.jpg


    Seriously, I'd let him tussle my hair and whisper sweet nothings in my ear.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited December 2007
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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I don't know who that is but <3

    :o

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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I seem to get the ladies by not doing anything. I don't even know man.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    That's a joke, right teefs?

    That's jim.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited December 2007
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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    jim halpert....

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    tfs why do you not watch the office

    is something broken inside of you

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited December 2007
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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Oh yeah, he was all, 'unnngh i love the english version unnngh'

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    he has been in the office

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited December 2007
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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Teefs.

    I'm a little dissapointed right now.

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    anyway, teefs, he is a dreamboat all the way

    but I was shopping today and saw a huge poster of him at the gap and my jaw hit the floor and rolled away

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited December 2007
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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    i have a picture of my friend hugging that window display

    not on me however

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    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I get ladies by being extremely nice and good looking

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    candanaviancandanavian Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Please let me show you my penis...

    You guys

    Please let me show you my penis...

    You guys

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited December 2007
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    Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Please let me show you my penis...

    You guys

    Please let me show you my penis...

    You guys

    We like the Artie that likes to party.

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    telnet vagina

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    FCDFCD Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    "I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies."

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    Gridman! Baby DAN DAN! Baby DAN DAN!
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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I get ladies by being extremely nice and good looking
    No way. Chicks like jerks.

    Get a leather jacket and start drinking.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I get ladies by being extremely nice and good looking
    No way. Chicks like jerks.

    Get a leather jacket and start drinking.

    I did that, but was still a nice guy.



    Don't look into that too far though. I was single for a significant amount of time.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I like to sing to my ladies.


    IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO BE LOVED BY ANYONE


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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited December 2007
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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    singstar or singshot or whatever that program was.

    Good times.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Damnit Teefs we've been through this, I'm not sure. If I'm anything, I'm bisexual, because lesbians are far too rad for me to be gay.

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    DudBoltDudBolt Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Please let me show you my pokemons...

    You guys

    Please let me show you my pokemons...

    You guys

    I like this. I think it'll work

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    Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Have you ever had your belly button licked?

    From the inside?

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    CervetusCervetus Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    We must be in Viridian Forest, because I want to Beedrill-in' you.

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    QuirkQuirk Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    "How much does a polar bear weigh?"

    "I don't know" (<--- This part is the lady/ladies)

    "ENOUGH TO BREAK THE ICE!

    Hi, im Quirk"

    Great line and don't you dare disagree with me

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    Belruel wrote: »
    i was once walking home from the guitar lessons i took a few years ago, guitar on my back, and this truck full of dudes yelled out of their truck "Hey there pretty lady, you can play me a tune!" ho hum.

    All at the same time? We're they harmonised?

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I bet they were like a redneck barbershop quartet. Four part harmony and mullets.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Quirk wrote: »
    "How much does a polar bear weigh?"

    "I don't know" (<--- This part is the lady/ladies)

    "ENOUGH TO BREAK THE ICE!

    Hi, im Quirk"

    Great line and don't you dare disagree with me

    Man I'll disagree with whoever I damn well please.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    Quirk wrote: »
    "How much does a polar bear weigh?"

    "I don't know" (<--- This part is the lady/ladies)

    "ENOUGH TO BREAK THE ICE!

    Hi, im Quirk"

    Great line and don't you dare disagree with me

    Man I'll disagree with whoever I damn well please.

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    #pipe on
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    QuirkQuirk Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Quirk wrote: »
    "How much does a polar bear weigh?"

    "I don't know" (<--- This part is the lady/ladies)

    "ENOUGH TO BREAK THE ICE!

    Hi, im Quirk"

    Great line and don't you dare disagree with me

    Man I'll disagree with whoever I damn well please.

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    well damn, son! You got me there

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    Apathetics AnonymousApathetics Anonymous Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    A friend of mine successfully pulled with the line "I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day".

    But my personal favourite is "Are you Jamaican? 'cos you're ja-makin' me crazy"

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