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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    That doesn't even make any sense.

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    Apathetics AnonymousApathetics Anonymous Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    That doesn't even make any sense.

    That is the best bit.

    Then while they are trying to make sense of it you sucker punch them and toss them in the trunk.

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    monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Please let me show you my penis...

    You guys

    My penis, let me show you it...

    You guys

    Tweaked it a bit

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Polar bear one is made of pure win. I agree at least :p

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I generally pick up chicks by being a nice guy.


    I figured this time around I would throw all that out the window and do the dating thing and being more adult relationship male type of guy

    and then I met a girl who liked me because I was sweet.


    She had really nice boobs, so I figured, what the hell.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Please let me show you my penis...

    You guys

    My penis, let me show you it...

    You guys

    Tweaked it a bit

    You should be ashamed of yourself.


    Go stand in the corner.

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I'm a composer who also plays piano professionally. I specialize in both areas in Musical Theater.

    So I'm a musician who's job is split between doing nothing but being the creative soulful type and using my stupidly large and dextrous hands.

    I have no problems getting ladies.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Khavall wrote: »
    I'm a composer who also plays piano professionally. I specialize in both areas in Musical Theater.

    So I'm a musician who's job is split between doing nothing but being the creative soulful type and using my stupidly large and dextrous hands.

    I have no problems getting ladies.

    Based on your glowing description of your hands, I'm surprised you even bother with ladies.

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    I'm a composer who also plays piano professionally. I specialize in both areas in Musical Theater.

    So I'm a musician who's job is split between doing nothing but being the creative soulful type and using my stupidly large and dextrous hands.

    I have no problems getting ladies.

    Based on your glowing description of your hands, I'm surprised you even bother with ladies.

    I don't have boobs.

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    monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    I'm a composer who also plays piano professionally. I specialize in both areas in Musical Theater.

    So I'm a musician who's job is split between doing nothing but being the creative soulful type and using my stupidly large and dextrous hands.

    I have no problems getting ladies.

    Based on your glowing description of your hands, I'm surprised you even bother with ladies.

    Why are you so mean...
    No that was funny

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Khavall wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    I'm a composer who also plays piano professionally. I specialize in both areas in Musical Theater.

    So I'm a musician who's job is split between doing nothing but being the creative soulful type and using my stupidly large and dextrous hands.

    I have no problems getting ladies.

    Based on your glowing description of your hands, I'm surprised you even bother with ladies.

    I don't have boobs.

    You could always get implants.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Khavall wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    I'm a composer who also plays piano professionally. I specialize in both areas in Musical Theater.

    So I'm a musician who's job is split between doing nothing but being the creative soulful type and using my stupidly large and dextrous hands.

    I have no problems getting ladies.

    Based on your glowing description of your hands, I'm surprised you even bother with ladies.

    I don't have boobs.

    Yeah, I can see that.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    I'm a composer who also plays piano professionally. I specialize in both areas in Musical Theater.

    So I'm a musician who's job is split between doing nothing but being the creative soulful type and using my stupidly large and dextrous hands.

    I have no problems getting ladies.

    Based on your glowing description of your hands, I'm surprised you even bother with ladies.

    I don't have boobs.

    Yeah, I can see that.

    :winky:

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    I'm a composer who also plays piano professionally. I specialize in both areas in Musical Theater.

    So I'm a musician who's job is split between doing nothing but being the creative soulful type and using my stupidly large and dextrous hands.

    I have no problems getting ladies.

    Based on your glowing description of your hands, I'm surprised you even bother with ladies.

    I don't have boobs.

    Yeah, I can see that.

    :winky:

    Like, I understand where he's coming from.

    Not I spy on him while he masturbates.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    With those supple, muscular piano fingers.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    I'm a composer who also plays piano professionally. I specialize in both areas in Musical Theater.

    So I'm a musician who's job is split between doing nothing but being the creative soulful type and using my stupidly large and dextrous hands.

    I have no problems getting ladies.

    Based on your glowing description of your hands, I'm surprised you even bother with ladies.

    I don't have boobs.

    Yeah, I can see that.

    :winky:

    Like, I understand where he's coming from.

    Not I spy on him while he masturbates.

    Well color me disappointed.

    What good is that video footage now.
    what

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    I'm a composer who also plays piano professionally. I specialize in both areas in Musical Theater.

    So I'm a musician who's job is split between doing nothing but being the creative soulful type and using my stupidly large and dextrous hands.

    I have no problems getting ladies.

    Based on your glowing description of your hands, I'm surprised you even bother with ladies.

    I don't have boobs.

    Yeah, I can see that.

    :winky:

    Like, I understand where he's coming from.

    Not I spy on him while he masturbates.

    Way to make the rest of us feel like we're creepy or something...

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    With those supple, muscular piano fingers.

    They really are.

    You're missing out.

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    monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I'm kinda turned on now.

    Better use it before I lose it

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    I'm a composer who also plays piano professionally. I specialize in both areas in Musical Theater.

    So I'm a musician who's job is split between doing nothing but being the creative soulful type and using my stupidly large and dextrous hands.

    I have no problems getting ladies.

    Based on your glowing description of your hands, I'm surprised you even bother with ladies.

    I don't have boobs.

    Yeah, I can see that.

    :winky:

    Like, I understand where he's coming from.

    Not I spy on him while he masturbates.

    Way to make the rest of us feel like we're creepy or something...

    I have that effect on people, being that I'm a shining pillar of honor and decency.

    Don't get a complex, I put my pants on both legs at once while doing triple backflips with one hand behind my back, same as everybody.




    Just kidding, I actually do watch him while he masturbates.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    quick touch whoever else is in the house or a fairy will die

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    I'm a composer who also plays piano professionally. I specialize in both areas in Musical Theater.

    So I'm a musician who's job is split between doing nothing but being the creative soulful type and using my stupidly large and dextrous hands.

    I have no problems getting ladies.

    Based on your glowing description of your hands, I'm surprised you even bother with ladies.

    I don't have boobs.

    Yeah, I can see that.

    :winky:

    Like, I understand where he's coming from.

    Not I spy on him while he masturbates.

    Way to make the rest of us feel like we're creepy or something...

    I have that effect on people, being that I'm a shining pillar of honor and decency.

    Don't get a complex, I put my pants on both legs at once while doing triple backflips with one hand behind my back, same as everybody.




    Just kidding, I actually do watch him, backflipping, grabbing my ass with one hand and my jimmy with the other while he masturbates.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Khavall wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    With those supple, muscular piano fingers.

    They really are.

    You're missing out.

    I make up for it with video game and 90 wpm typing fingers.


    Less effective at getting the ladies, but just as effective in other areas.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    quick touch whoever else is in the house or a fairy will die

    I'm all alone, what do I do?

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Just kidding, I actually do watch him, backflipping, grabbing my ass with one hand and my jimmy with the other while he masturbates.
    If masturbating was that complicated, I'd probably never bother.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    quick touch whoever else is in the house or a fairy will die

    I'm all alone, what do I do?

    are you aroused?

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    quick touch whoever else is in the house or a fairy will die

    I'm all alone, what do I do?

    are you aroused?

    That's like saying "Don't think about pink tigers."



    In that when people ask me if I'm aroused, it makes me think of pink tigers.



    Don't judge me.

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    With those supple, muscular piano fingers.

    They really are.

    You're missing out.

    I make up for it with video game and 90 wpm typing fingers.


    Less effective at getting the ladies, but just as effective in other areas.

    No way dude, you should totally go back to the sixties or whenever they had those huge typing pools and go and pull all the typing pool girls. That would work, I'm telling you that would.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    No way dude, you should totally go back to the sixties or whenever they had those huge typing pools and go and pull all the typing pool girls. That would work, I'm telling you that would.



    What?

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    quick touch whoever else is in the house or a fairy will die

    I'm all alone, what do I do?

    are you aroused?

    That's like saying "Don't think about pink tigers."



    In that when people ask me if I'm aroused, it makes me think of pink tigers.



    Don't judge me.

    ok now put your penis in the toast

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    quick touch whoever else is in the house or a fairy will die

    I'm all alone, what do I do?

    are you aroused?

    That's like saying "Don't think about pink tigers."



    In that when people ask me if I'm aroused, it makes me think of pink tigers.



    Don't judge me.

    ok now put your penis in the toast


    What?

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    No way dude, you should totally go back to the sixties or whenever they had those huge typing pools and go and pull all the typing pool girls. That would work, I'm telling you that would.



    What?

    I don't read what I write, if I didn't make sense, I'll just try and illustrate what I'm trying to get across.

    One moment please.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    quick touch whoever else is in the house or a fairy will die

    I'm all alone, what do I do?

    are you aroused?

    That's like saying "Don't think about pink tigers."



    In that when people ask me if I'm aroused, it makes me think of pink tigers.



    Don't judge me.

    ok now put your penis in the toast


    What?

    It's like the Consitution

    Open to (sexy) interpretation

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    quick touch whoever else is in the house or a fairy will die

    I'm all alone, what do I do?

    are you aroused?

    That's like saying "Don't think about pink tigers."



    In that when people ask me if I'm aroused, it makes me think of pink tigers.



    Don't judge me.

    ok now put your penis in the toast


    What?

    It's like the Consitution

    Open to (sexy) interpretation

    Hello

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    just in time, projeck

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    This picture explains what is going through my mind right now perfectly, I could not have done it better myself.

    wutmo4.jpg

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    ok stim, you're done

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    hey ladies.

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    skinny87skinny87 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    hey

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    get funky

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