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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    And if they said no you can just drop them.

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    At supersonic speeds, everybody looks ugly.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    you pick up a lady, fly to a great height, and tell them to get busy or youll drop them

    Air on
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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    Air wrote: »
    you pick up a lady, fly to a great height, and tell them to get busy or youll drop them

    Busy like bake some cakes or such?

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    well okay

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    bongibongi regular
    edited December 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Aerosex sounds hot. Have any astronauts done zero g lovin ever?

    zero g sex sounds difficult

    laws of motion and all that

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    I may not have the looks. I may not be charming.
    But I'll be damned if I can't find some smartass joke about whatever just happened that will make a girl laugh.

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    monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    making sandwhiches

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    it'd be pretty awesome to be the first baby born in space

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    monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    which in turn equals sex, wiggin?

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    I wish.
    Speaking of ladies, I'm planning on asking that girl out in a little bit.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Lol! wrote: »
    I may not have the looks. I may not be charming.
    But I'll be damned if I can't find some smartass joke about whatever just happened that will make a girl laugh.
    Were you the dude that was complaining that he couldn't get girls wearing his spiffy zelda t-shirt, or was that someone else?

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    she's only laughing cause she wants to get into your pants

    you gonna let her do that?

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    No, dammit.

    This is the superpowers thread.

    What is the best superpower?

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    That was definitely someone else.
    I don't even own a Zelda shirt.

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    If you could fly, I bet you would be fat. And probably weak as well. When you think about it, you'd probably walk even less than you already do. Which leads to the question, if you're only super power was the ability to fly at supersonic speeds, would you be strong enough to lift a woman at the same time?

    I doubt it.

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    ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Hey guys, do you think you go after girls just because you're supposed to?

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    I may not have the looks. I may not be charming.
    But I'll be damned if I can't find some smartass joke about whatever just happened that will make a girl laugh.
    Were you the dude that was complaining that he couldn't get girls wearing his spiffy zelda t-shirt, or was that someone else?
    i'm going to guess uriel

    but then his mom likes everything he wears ooooohhhhhhh

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    bongibongi regular
    edited December 2007
    crwth wrote: »
    it'd be pretty awesome to be the first baby born in space

    what if the woman pushed too hard and fired the baby out and launched herself backwards though

    what if

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Lol! wrote: »
    I wish.
    Speaking of ladies, I'm planning on asking that girl out in a little bit.

    Hey I plan on asking out a girl in a little bit too.


    Solidarity in our impending good times/refusals and awkward few months h5

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Aerosex sounds hot. Have any astronauts done zero g lovin ever?

    zero g sex sounds difficult

    laws of motion and all that

    each thrust throws them to opposite sides of the room

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    I think this question really deserves it's own thread.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Zombot wrote: »
    Hey guys, do you think you go after girls just because you're supposed to?

    Is this the first question leading to you coming out the closet?

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Khavall wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    I wish.
    Speaking of ladies, I'm planning on asking that girl out in a little bit.

    Hey I plan on asking out a girl in a little bit too.


    Solidarity in our impending good times/refusals and awkward few months h5

    hi5, good sir.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    Hey guys, do you think you go after girls just because you're supposed to?

    Is this the first question leading to you coming out the closet?
    I don't know man, it's a valid question.

    I asked my penis but it just punched me in the face.

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    ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    Hey guys, do you think you go after girls just because you're supposed to?

    Is this the first question leading to you coming out the closet?

    Don't you ever wonder what if?

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    monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Best Superpower to get with the ladies?

    Mind-control

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    it'd be pretty awesome to be the first baby born in space

    what if the woman pushed too hard and fired the baby out and launched herself backwards though

    what if

    umbillical cord

    that baby ain't goin' nowhere

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Zombot wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    Hey guys, do you think you go after girls just because you're supposed to?

    Is this the first question leading to you coming out the closet?

    Don't you ever wonder what if?
    Nevs or deemer can show you what if i'm sure

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Best Superpower to get with the ladies?

    Mind-control

    The power to be filthy rich

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    bongibongi regular
    edited December 2007
    crwth wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    it'd be pretty awesome to be the first baby born in space

    what if the woman pushed too hard and fired the baby out and launched herself backwards though

    what if

    umbillical cord

    that baby ain't goin' nowhere

    Well then the baby and woman would be launched backwards

    Then the cord would pull tight

    And they'd be pulled back into each others' loving embrace

    tfaricrazy: that is a grotesque mental image

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Best Superpower to get with the ladies?

    Mind-control

    i'd go with teleportation

    what's that? you've always wanted to go to OH LOOK WE'RE IN PARIS NOW

    swoon

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    crwth wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    it'd be pretty awesome to be the first baby born in space

    what if the woman pushed too hard and fired the baby out and launched herself backwards though

    what if

    umbillical cord

    that baby ain't goin' nowhere
    oh man can you use the umbilical cord like nunchucks mwuahha

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    So if you could have one mundane superpower, what would it be?

    It can't be flying or super strength or heat vision

    It has to be something like, making the best three bean chili in the whole world.

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    monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    But I mean with mind-control.

    It is a sure thing.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    altering the mass of any genitalia within range

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Mind control can net you money and ladies.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    So if you could have one mundane superpower, what would it be?

    It can't be flying or super strength or heat vision

    It has to be something like, making the best three bean chili in the whole world.

    I would want Fonzi powers.
    Just hit something, and it works.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Mine would probably be the ability to know everyones name all the time.

    Either that, or the ability to speak solely in iambic pentameter.

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    monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Is turning water into wine a mundane superpower?

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