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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Is turning water into wine a mundane superpower?

    Only if you're Jesus.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Basically as long as you can't used said power to thwart evil villains

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    monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Oh the iambic pentameter is a good one

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    So if you could have one mundane superpower, what would it be?

    It can't be flying or super strength or heat vision

    It has to be something like, making the best three bean chili in the whole world.

    having the best wit of everyone in the world

    i loves me some wit

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    ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Best Super Power: Super speed on the level of the Flash
    Mundane Power: Being able to get all A's on my college work.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    altering the mass of any genitalia within range
    that's not a superpower, that's a physical disfigurement
    two physical disfigurements

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    monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Ladies wouldn't like super speed.

    You know being fast at everything and all.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    crwth wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    So if you could have one mundane superpower, what would it be?

    It can't be flying or super strength or heat vision

    It has to be something like, making the best three bean chili in the whole world.

    having the best wit of everyone in the world

    i loves me some wit
    mark twain: the witty leader of justice collection of chaps

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Not only would the Fonzi powers look cool, they'd be practical.
    Never pay for a soda ever again, for one thing.

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Stopping time, reversing time.

    Edit : thats pretty mundane

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    altering the mass of any genitalia within range

    laws of physics, viv
    laws of physics

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    ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Ladies wouldn't like super speed.

    You know being fast at everything and all.

    Who the fuck cares about that?
    I'd be traveling all over the world fucking every thing that walks because I'd be so fast they couldn't stop me.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    My mundane superpower would be the power to not suffer any hangover effects after drinking.

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Telekenesis, but no more than I can lift normally, and only within 10 feet.

    So basically I could get the remote, and look really cool.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Lol! wrote: »
    Not only would the Fonzi powers look cool, they'd be practical.
    Never pay for a soda ever again, for one thing.

    but a working vending machine makes you pay

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    2.gif

    i've been doing it wrong the whole time

    shit

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Air wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Not only would the Fonzi powers look cool, they'd be practical.
    Never pay for a soda ever again, for one thing.

    but a working vending machine makes you pay

    So you break it, steal the soda, hit it, and no one's the wiser.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    no more mistakes

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    ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The ability to secret fine scotch from my nipples.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    My mundane superpower would be the power to not suffer any hangover effects after drinking.

    What about pre hangover effects, though? Like vomiting or blacking out just from a high BAC?

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Javen I assume you meant to quote me.

    I probably would not be immune to effects while I am still drunk, but no hangover and the ability to wake up Sunday morning just fine would help me greatly.

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    PusciferPuscifer Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I pick up ladies by handing over a wad of 20 dollar bills.

    Classy ladies.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2007
    The ability to run Crysis on full with an acceptable framerate.

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    monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    That makes me think.

    Being able to consume large amounts of alcohol without becoming intoxicated (if you didn't want to)

    Outdrink anyone anywhere

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The power to read in womens mind

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    ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Javen could suck on my nipples all day and would never get a hangover!

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Why would you want to read women's minds?

    Can't imagine they keep anything worthwhile up there.

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    PusciferPuscifer Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I have the power to run long distances while drunk.

    Can I do it sober? fuck no.

    Drunk? Yes.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Dadouw wrote: »
    The power to read in womens mind
    see that sounds immensely useful but also could be a pandora's box

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    the ability to play TF2 online with a lag under 100 ms

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Dadouw wrote: »
    The power to read in womens mind

    I would need some insane levels of self-confidence before I'd wish that.

    It'd be all fun and games until you overhear her thinking "Man, that guy I banged last night was better than this guy by far"


    Or a flood of "Why doesn't this guy shut up?"

    Or "Got that is one ugly guy. I hope he never talks to me"

    or "Gee, that's a tiny one"

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    monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Dadouw wrote: »
    The power to read in womens mind

    Who do you think you are? Mel Gibson?

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I mean all you'd get is

    SHOES PERIODS PATRIARCHY CHOCOLATE

    you could probably read cosmo for the same result

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    the ability to wink like a champ

    all like

    ;)

    and then the ladies come a-runnin'

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The ability to seduce anyone.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    PS. What Women Want is an awful movie.

    awful

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    bongibongi regular
    edited December 2007
    my way of getting ladies is to be incredibly handsome, amazingly charming and witty and vastly intelligent

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Khavall wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    The power to read in womens mind

    I would need some insane levels of self-confidence before I'd wish that.

    It'd be all fun and games until you overhear her thinking "Man, that guy I banged last night was better than this guy by far"
    and then you punch her in the face and pull a matt parkman and put the whooooops.gif into her mind

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Ohhhh I got another good power.

    The ability to make tacos out of thin air.

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