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itt jokes in a socratic dialogue style
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Cebes approached Socrates while he was walking by the river one day.
"Ah," Said Socrates, "Cebes, just the person I have been meaning to talk to."
"Oh," Cebes replied, "Socrates, what have I done to deserve such an honour?"
"Well, Cebes, I mean to impart on you a recent anecdote which I have been told. Are you aware of the myth of the chicken and the road?"
"No Socrates, please explain."
"There once was a chicken who was standing at the edge of the road. Then, the chicken crossed the road and found himself on the other side. Any rational man will, I believe, ask why the chicken did as such. Do you know, Cebes?"
"Perhaps, Socrates, there was some grain on the other side of the road, and the chicken crossed to get to the grain?"
"Perhaps," replied Socrates "But could not the grain as easily have been water?"
"Yes, Socrates."
"So does it not stand to reason that grain could not have been the answer?"
"Yes, Socrates. Perhaps then, a dog or bear was chasing the chicken?"
"Maybe, but could not the dog or the bear easily have been a hawk? Such a creature would have no difficulty passing the road."
"True," replied Cebes "How foolish for me to have said it could have been being chased. You shall simply have to tell me, Socrates, I'm afraid I simply am not as clever and brilliant as you."
"Why Cebes," Socrates said, "It is the case that the chicken simply wished to get to the other side. The chicken strived to be one with the form of 'other side of the roadedness'"
"Why Socrates," Cebes said, "Truly you are gifted and brilliant beyond measure!"
"I know," Replied Socrates. "Now let's go ogle the naked boys playing in the river over there."
get to it you faggots
"Ah," Said Socrates, "Cebes, just the person I have been meaning to talk to."
"Oh," Cebes replied, "Socrates, what have I done to deserve such an honour?"
"Well, Cebes, I mean to impart on you a recent anecdote which I have been told. Are you aware of the myth of the chicken and the road?"
"No Socrates, please explain."
"There once was a chicken who was standing at the edge of the road. Then, the chicken crossed the road and found himself on the other side. Any rational man will, I believe, ask why the chicken did as such. Do you know, Cebes?"
"Perhaps, Socrates, there was some grain on the other side of the road, and the chicken crossed to get to the grain?"
"Perhaps," replied Socrates "But could not the grain as easily have been water?"
"Yes, Socrates."
"So does it not stand to reason that grain could not have been the answer?"
"Yes, Socrates. Perhaps then, a dog or bear was chasing the chicken?"
"Maybe, but could not the dog or the bear easily have been a hawk? Such a creature would have no difficulty passing the road."
"True," replied Cebes "How foolish for me to have said it could have been being chased. You shall simply have to tell me, Socrates, I'm afraid I simply am not as clever and brilliant as you."
"Why Cebes," Socrates said, "It is the case that the chicken simply wished to get to the other side. The chicken strived to be one with the form of 'other side of the roadedness'"
"Why Socrates," Cebes said, "Truly you are gifted and brilliant beyond measure!"
"I know," Replied Socrates. "Now let's go ogle the naked boys playing in the river over there."
get to it you faggots
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I still have no clue what it was doing.
was gonna finish this limerick but said fuck it
Why did he fall unconscious?
getting to the other side you moron.
I've got a pipe for you.
Anyone? No?
Alright.
I believe you know what I am thinking.
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why would they do this
Edit: Wait, I thought it said sarcastic style. Screw Socrates.
No, no. It was far more sinister.
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YOU CAN'T ESCAPE JUSTICE!
I've never actually read or heard the rest of this limerick.
Years of television and cartoons have led me to believe it really only consists of this line
Do ANY of you fine upstanding gents know the rest of it?
Which is a pretty big violation of health and safety regulations right there.
well they're both soldiers, and Assyria is in the middle of conquering Amorite regions formally under Hittite control
it's a hilarious coincidence these two would even be in the same bar
there once was a man from nantucket
with a dick so long he could suck it
as he wiped off his chin he said with a grin
if my ear was a pussy I'd fuck it
It's Ron Jeremy's autobiography
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
While wiping his chin,
He said with a grin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I could fuck it."
"Meno," he said, "Have you ever heard the myth of Princess Diana and her cart?"
"I know of the circumstances, of Princess Diana's death in her cart after the driver losing control due to intoxication. Anything further, Socrates, but you must surely impart to me."
"Do you know what it is that they say is the last thing to have gone through her mind, Meno?" Replied Socrates.
"Surely I do not, Socrates. Perhaps she saw her life flashing before her eyes. It is said that people do as such when they are about to die."
"Perhaps," Replied Socrates, "But Lady Diana was a sophist, and is unlikely to have grasped the true nature of things. We ought to assume that this had not occurred to her."
"True," Replied Meno. "Perhaps then, she was thinking about whatever she was talking with her lover about? This seems likely."
"Maybe," Replied Socrates. "But she was also worldy, and is unlikely to have been thinking about the immediate cart. No, rather, the last thing to go through her mind was the wheel of the cart."
"Fascinating!" replied Meno "But haven't you said several times before that the mind and body are unrelated? Surely you mean the last thing to enter her skull?"
"I only am perceived to have said that if you subscribe to a historical Socratic reading, Meno." Replied Socrates.
"What does that mean?" Replied Meno, puzzled.
"Never mind. Come now, let us go to the forum. The young men of the city like to wrestle there naked around this time of day. We could go and stare at them for a while."
He drove a little red Datsun
He had room for his ass and a gallon of gas
But his balls hung out and he lost 'em
bitches ain't shit but tricks and hoes- susan b. anthony
It's Ron Jeremy's autobiography
there once was a man from nantucket
with a dick so long he could suck it
he saw his posterior
while walking by the mirror
and broke his neck trying to fuck it
the tripod anti-hotlinking image is a cinematic classic
curses!!!
foiled again
He felt his puppet was a strumpet and had to dump it
So he said "screw it" and wanked in a bucket
I don't even know.
I will write a good dialog after that if the thread hasn't snowballed in to Greek cult drama by then.
Why is your avatar yelling all your posts at us
And I believe it was Edgar Allen Poe who said,
"Where da white women at?"
Hey, man, mine was good, too!