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Happy Chanukah/Hanukkah/ChHannnukkkahhh
redhead
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It's Hanukkah starting tonight and for the next little bit I don't even know
the great thing about Hannukah is that it's like CHRISTMAS
except it lasts a lot longer so you get more PRESENTS
the reason for this has something to do with MACCABEES
but I don't really remember how but anyway Hanukkah is only for JEWS
but I guess if you christians wanted to you could join in, although you should be warned that on Hanukkah unless you're really lucky all you're going to get is BOOKS for EIGHT DAYS
but it's pretty cool anyway. so chat it up, jews and jew-appreciators! spin some dreidels, whatever you feel like doing!
the great thing about Hannukah is that it's like CHRISTMAS
except it lasts a lot longer so you get more PRESENTS
the reason for this has something to do with MACCABEES
but I don't really remember how but anyway Hanukkah is only for JEWS
but I guess if you christians wanted to you could join in, although you should be warned that on Hanukkah unless you're really lucky all you're going to get is BOOKS for EIGHT DAYS
but it's pretty cool anyway. so chat it up, jews and jew-appreciators! spin some dreidels, whatever you feel like doing!
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i'll take a book.
(the blessings are actually semen)
rad
i'll mail the bodies out post haste
i got forty dollars today
so eat a dreidel in his honor too
Little known fact:
Before the Second Temple was destroyed, Jews would carry out animal sacrifices.
The practice has been suspended until the Temple is rebuilt
There is a group of jews decended from the origional sacrificers(?) who must always be ready to return to the temple and resume the practice when called.
Also, I bitched at all of my bosses for having a store full of christmas lights and crap and no channukah decor.
One of my bosses is jewish.
TL/DR: Shalom.
Tossrock: Somolia, you know Mogadishu, Blackhawk down?
Qorzm: I'm sorry, I don't follow hip-hop
I actually had slow roasted pork. it was really really yummy.
My mom got me a fancy polo shirt, and my brother gave me a gift certificate for a video game.
I spent the fifty bucks on dinner and had no ham
I think it's especially nice since last year I gave her one shiny penny per day until hanukkah was over.
I should probably come up with a better gift this year.
you have a cooler holiday name
*unless I have an insanely generous secret satan like last year, that was awesome
My family celebrates Hannukah in the traditional way.
Meaning three nights of socks, before we just stop caring.
Sacrifices ain't little known. That shit is right in the Torah/Old Testament, for all to read.
Also, I am a Levite, which means that I get to help maintain the Temple, and eat a share of the sacrifices, should it be rebuilt in my lifetime.
I don't know which I like more.
Hannukah Zombie, or Werewolf Bar Mitzvah