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Useless Tips and Tricks

RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
edited December 2007 in Social Entropy++
If you get a blood stain on a white sheet or t-shirt, boil it in water with a couple of beets

If you get under-eye puffiness, soak teabags in cold milk and place over your eyes for 10 minutes. The tannins in the tea reduce the puffiness, and the milk helps to cover the dark circles

When serving food always remember that odd numbers look better than even. Five chicken wings on a plate looks better than four

And so on

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Always remember to tip your waitress!

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    If you're horribly bored, make a shitty thread.

    haha, kidding Andrew, I love this thread so much

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    You can also use your spit on the bloodstain if it's your own blood.

    The saliva contains enzymes that break the blood down.

    Start suckin' on those sheets.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited December 2007
    Don't get any big ideas; they're not going to happen.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Use boost to chase.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    If you can't think of something to post post anyways

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    if you walk without rhythm, you won't attract the worm

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Do a flip

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Don't step on the red squares, those are lava

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    never eat raspberries

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Kidnap the Sandy Claws

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    read a book read a book read a motherfuckin book

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    If you can't think of something to post post anyways

    This isn't so much as a tip as Meissnerd's raison d'etre

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    CUT THE BLUE WIRE!

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Never rub another mans rhubarb

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    coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    don't chase women that are out of your league

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Help the police

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    ascot wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    If you can't think of something to post post anyways

    This isn't so much as a tip as Meissnerd's raison d'etre
    ironic!

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    kick the bitch down some stairs

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    bitch keeps fallin on doorknobs

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    quit falling on doorknobs

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    never eat raspberries

    Boo, this tip is awful

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    ascot wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    If you can't think of something to post post anyways

    This isn't so much as a tip as Meissnerd's raison d'etre
    ironic!

    cunt!

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    monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Do a barrel-roll!
    so sorry

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    DakalDakal Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    If you have a cough or sore throaght, pour a shot of vodka and microwave it for 30 seconds so that it is warm. Then drink up.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    If you want a quick snack, chew up a cracker and then put it on top of another cracker and then eat that

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    never eat raspberries

    Boo, this tip is awful

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    read a book read a book read a motherfuckin book

    wear deodorant weaver, wear deodorant. its called' speedstick, its not expensive.

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    hahahahhaa ewwwww

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    Do a barrel-roll!
    so sorry
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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    If you want a quick snack, chew up a cracker and then put it on top of another cracker and then eat that

    this is the grossest

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Belruel wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    read a book read a book read a motherfuckin book

    wear deodorant weaver, wear deodorant. its called' speedstick, its not expensive.

    the hell

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    If you want a quick snack, chew up a cracker and then put it on top of another cracker and then eat that

    this is the grossest

    How about a beer and a backrub

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    read a book read a book read a motherfuckin book

    wear deodorant weaver, wear deodorant. its called' speedstick, its not expensive.

    the hell

    also, your body needs water, so drink that shit.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Ubik wrote: »
    Kidnap the Sandy Claws

    <3
    Lock him up real tight, throw away the key and then turn off all the lights

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Yelling one-liners while killing people makes you 10x cooler.

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    monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Don't spit into the wind

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    be an action movie star

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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Honey is good for everything

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    GSMGSM Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Try harder when things are easier, so you are prepared for when the difficulty actually sets in.

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    We'll get back there someday.
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