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    Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Urgel wrote: »
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    The hunt for the jolly red roof lurker is on.


    It's like a scene from Bonk's childhood.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Harrier wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Also this is the best christmas song.

    Sung to the tune of 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town'

    You better take care
    Cross at the lights
    If Santa sees you coming you can say goodnight
    Santa Claus has got a new truck
    He's hotted it up
    Painted it red
    And he's cruising round town like a petrol head
    Santa Claus has got a new truck
    He bought it at a caryard
    He paid for it with cash
    And every time he takes it out he has another almighty crash

    Ya better watch out
    Keep your eyes peeled
    Santa's a menace when he gets behind the wheel
    Santa Claus has got a new truck
    His hands are getting shaky
    His eyesight's up the creek
    I saw him knock a reindeer over just the other week
    Santa Claus has got a new truck

    It's all covered in lights
    Presents in the back
    But he got his license in a Weetbix pack
    Santa Claus has got a new truck
    Called him at home
    But he's never there
    Spends the whole weekend at Autocare
    Santa Claus has got a new truck
    The truck is actually Optimus Prime.

    Oh gosh I hope so

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Silent Night, Deadly Night is the best christmas movie.


    also, the streets will run red with santas!

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    GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Whoa! The Tick had a Christmas episode and I missed it? My life is now made of EPIC failure, moreso than the Madgod planned for me. Or maybe he did plan it? That bastard.

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    TheOne(AndOnly)TheOne(AndOnly) Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The Kwanzaa song set to the 12 Days of Christmas is still my favorite thing to hear on the radio this time of year.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Blue Spruce

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    our christmas tree is a conically-trimmed rosemary plant this year

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    monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The Kwanzaa song set to the 12 Days of Christmas is still my favorite thing to hear on the radio this time of year.


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    Couldn't find What the hell is Kwanzaa?

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    At Christmas time, it's hard, but when you're having fun

    There's a world outside your window

    And it's a world of dread and fear

    Where the only water flowing is

    The bitter sting of tears

    And the Christmas bells that ring there

    Are the clanging chimes of doom

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    my mother, in an attempt to be more texan than anyone else on our block (not very difficult) and to convince herself she's still a southern girl, decided one year to buy a barbed wire christmas tree

    I cannot think of a more appropriate subject for a terrible stereotype of a country song than a barbed wire christmas tree

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    monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Thats not southern, thats just trashy

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    GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Thats not southern, thats just trashy

    No, that's just Texan. Although... there's not much of a difference, now that I think about it.

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    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Texas isn't southern, it's Texas. It is its own region of the country, not to be lumped into the midwest, southwest or south.

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    ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I agree.

    Also, Florida. Florida is not part of the south.

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    jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    ShimSham wrote: »
    I agree.

    Also, Florida. Florida is not part of the south.

    Florida is a suburb of Hell. That state is fucked up. I swear for about an hour my wife and I drove through a shit storm. Droppings would literally be hitting the windshield several times per minute. The really creepy thing is that I didn't see any birds. D:

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    We have a pretty nice looking artificial tree that we will keep in the living room. It's usually just so we can use the fancy ornaments and have something pretty looking. We get a real one for the den and keep all the more sentimental ornaments on it and use that for presents.

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    monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    We need more discussion on ornaments

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I have a Ninja Turtles ornament from when I was four. Me and my neighbor got them for each other (or our parents did, really).

    I also have a lot of ornaments I made in preschool, and some with my baby pictures/a year when I was young on them.

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    jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Baby's First Christmas x2.

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    monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The ornaments you make in elementary school are the best.

    Terrible looking reindeer made out of christmas lights, pipe-cleaner, and dog biscuits

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    jackal wrote: »
    ShimSham wrote: »
    I agree.

    Also, Florida. Florida is not part of the south.

    Florida is a suburb of Hell. That state is fucked up. I swear for about an hour my wife and I drove through a shit storm. Droppings would literally be hitting the windshield several times per minute. The really creepy thing is that I didn't see any birds. D:
    Yeah, Florida can go suck the big one.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    pagans had cool ideas about christmas trees

    grands smell the best

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Christmas trees actually come from the pagan tradition of setting Christians on fire for their dark lord Santa Claus. But when the Christians eventually took over, they adapted the flaming tree of Christians into the "Christian Tree," which eventually became what we now know as the "Menorah."

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Christmas trees actually come from the pagan tradition of setting Christians on fire for their dark lord Santa Claus. But when the Christians eventually took over, they adapted the flaming tree of Christians into the "Christian Tree," which eventually became what we now know as the "Menorah."

    :^:

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    JoonJoon Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The people who don't get real trees because of the "mess" must be lazy as hell. You run the vacuum around the base of the tree every couple of days to pick up the needles. Not a lot of extra effort for having a not-terrible tree.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    What a twist!

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    what the hell is this fake tree nonsense

    this is murrica dammit

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    what the hell is this fake tree nonsense

    this is murrica dammit

    no no it makes sense because murrica is lazy

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    ggrunnnn pass the beer

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    ggrunnnn pass the beer

    actually i'm drinking beer right now and thinking about what gun i'm going to buy when i have enough money

    yes

    i really am

    fuck i love texas, or what's left of it as it's all being demolished to PUT UP GODDAMN FUCKING COOKIE CUTTER NEIGHBORHOODS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    I've gotten a new ornament every year for as long as I can remember.
    Usually, it's somewhere on the tree on Christmas morning.
    It makes it more fun to find.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Guns are cool. But expensive. D:

    edit: I collect nutcrackers. I wanted one when I was little because I thought they were cool, and it turned into an every year kinda thing.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    "Toki, what'd we tell you about guns? Guns are...well, they're cool!"

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Guns are cool. But expensive. D:

    edit: I collect nutcrackers. I wanted one when I was little because I thought they were cool, and it turned into an every year kinda thing.

    i get a discount on the firearms at the store i work at.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Guns are cool. But expensive. D:

    edit: I collect nutcrackers. I wanted one when I was little because I thought they were cool, and it turned into an every year kinda thing.

    i get a discount on the firearms at the store i work at.

    Sweet. I really want a hunting rifle this year but, like I said, they're fucking expensive, so... :|

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Guns are cool. But expensive. D:

    edit: I collect nutcrackers. I wanted one when I was little because I thought they were cool, and it turned into an every year kinda thing.

    i get a discount on the firearms at the store i work at.

    Sweet. I really want a hunting rifle this year but, like I said, they're fucking expensive, so... :|

    You live in California, right?

    If you're serious about a hunting rifle, gun maintenance, and gun safety, there are ways you can get a fine hunting rifle perfectly cheap.

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    arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Guns are cool. But expensive. D:

    edit: I collect nutcrackers. I wanted one when I was little because I thought they were cool, and it turned into an every year kinda thing.

    i get a discount on the firearms at the store i work at.

    Sweet. I really want a hunting rifle this year but, like I said, they're fucking expensive, so... :|

    Man up and buy a Mosin Nagant, 70 dollars will get you a commie blaster that will blow a hole through the Berlin Wall!

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Guns are cool. But expensive. D:

    edit: I collect nutcrackers. I wanted one when I was little because I thought they were cool, and it turned into an every year kinda thing.

    i get a discount on the firearms at the store i work at.

    Sweet. I really want a hunting rifle this year but, like I said, they're fucking expensive, so... :|

    You live in California, right?

    If you're serious about a hunting rifle, gun maintenance, and gun safety, there are ways you can get a fine hunting rifle perfectly cheap.

    I'm not old enough to buy one myself... you have to be 18, right? Also, I love gun maintenance. Cleaning your gun is soothing. And of course gun safety is paramount.


    Also, I'd like a .40 calliber pistol for recreational shooting.

    edit: I really want a lever action. My step-dad's 30-30 is my favorite gun of his, even moreso than his super-rad 30-06.

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    i've got a .22 rifle with the shittiest scope ever mounted on it

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    ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    We have a fake tree because my mom has terrible allergies.

    I wouldn't mind it so much if the fake tree smelled like a real tree, but it doesn't. And any synthetic substitute just wouldn't get it right.

    le sigh.

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