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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    skinny87 wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    it is the most rude form of suicide

    so rude

    I now have this image of you at the platform, and someone doing this.

    All walking down the platform to look, shaking your head.

    "How rude. The 8:10 will be at least five minutes late. Youth of today..."
    :^:

    also, i read some accounts of ny subway conductors being in that situation. they almost always have emotional scarring because when the train runs over the person they, being in the very front, get to hear a very loud crack of bones and splattering of flesh.

    how rude.

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Dakal wrote: »
    What I dont understand about people throwing them selves in front of commuter trains, is why the fuck the train stops? Just install sprinkler systems filled with some sort of disinfectant on the outside of the front of the trains. Problem solved. People dont have to look at the mess crazy suicidal person #678 left o the train when it pulls into the station. Also the person is already dead and spread across a kilometer of track so who cares about preserving evidence? And a cleanup is easy, just do it between trains passing by.

    Problem solved.
    that probably happens in north korea & city 17

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    DakalDakal Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Are you calling me a heartless bastard? If so...
    Thank you! <3

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    skinny87skinny87 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    skinny87 wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    it is the most rude form of suicide

    so rude

    I now have this image of you at the platform, and someone doing this.

    All walking down the platform to look, shaking your head.

    "How rude. The 8:10 will be at least five minutes late. Youth of today..."
    :^:

    also, i read some accounts of ny subway conductors being in that situation. they almost always have emotional scarring because when the train runs over the person they, being in the very front, get to hear a very loud crack of bones and splattering of flesh.

    how rude.


    Monocle falling out, newspaper dropping to the floor. Something to discuss over a fine brandy by the roaring fire at the evening Club.

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    Riggs BlitzkriegRiggs Blitzkrieg Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The best way to kill yourself is go the way of the OG

    asphyxiation on your own vomit

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    skinny87 wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    skinny87 wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    it is the most rude form of suicide

    so rude

    I now have this image of you at the platform, and someone doing this.

    All walking down the platform to look, shaking your head.

    "How rude. The 8:10 will be at least five minutes late. Youth of today..."
    :^:

    also, i read some accounts of ny subway conductors being in that situation. they almost always have emotional scarring because when the train runs over the person they, being in the very front, get to hear a very loud crack of bones and splattering of flesh.

    how rude.

    Monocle falling out, newspaper dropping to the floor. Something to discuss over a fine brandy by the roaring fire at the evening Club.
    at some point i will exclaim, WHAT GALL! HMPH!

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Great, now I'm picturing faricrazy as little stephanie tanner

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5mTQEfdRU8

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Uncle Jesse was a fucking cunt.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Great, now I'm picturing faricrazy as little stephanie tanner

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5mTQEfdRU8
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    arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    Uncle Jesse was getting some cunt.

    rebecca.jpg

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    it would suck to die in the middle of some sexual deviancy

    coroners come in and find you in a big bird costume with an action figure up your ass

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    Uncle Jesse was a fucking cunt.

    He bagged so much poon in the early seasons. Until that bitch stef cut his mullet off. I cried during that episode.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    it would suck to die in the middle of some sexual deviancy

    coroners come in and find you in a big bird costume with an action figure up your ass
    rambo action figures in every single orifice

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    arod_77 wrote: »
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    Uncle Jesse was getting some cunt.

    rebecca.jpg
    well played

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    tsplitter wrote: »
    it would suck to die in the middle of some sexual deviancy

    coroners come in and find you in a big bird costume with an action figure up your ass
    rambo action figures in every single orifice

    the face of a carebear tattoo'ed on your scrotum

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    skinny87skinny87 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    skinny87 wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    skinny87 wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    it is the most rude form of suicide

    so rude

    I now have this image of you at the platform, and someone doing this.

    All walking down the platform to look, shaking your head.

    "How rude. The 8:10 will be at least five minutes late. Youth of today..."
    :^:

    also, i read some accounts of ny subway conductors being in that situation. they almost always have emotional scarring because when the train runs over the person they, being in the very front, get to hear a very loud crack of bones and splattering of flesh.

    how rude.

    Monocle falling out, newspaper dropping to the floor. Something to discuss over a fine brandy by the roaring fire at the evening Club.
    at some point i will exclaim, WHAT GALL! HMPH!

    "I say, Smithers, another one of those working-class peons has killed himself. What-ho."

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    it would suck to die in the middle of some sexual deviancy

    coroners come in and find you in a big bird costume with an action figure up your ass

    Imagine the humility!


    I dunno, I reckon death really increases your tolerance towards being placed in embarrassing situations.

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    Captain HeavysteinCaptain Heavystein Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    tsplitter wrote: »
    it would suck to die in the middle of some sexual deviancy

    coroners come in and find you in a big bird costume with an action figure up your ass
    rambo action figures in every single orifice

    I was thinking more like DnD player figures.

    giant dragon god in the ass.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    It amazes me that Lori Laughlin looks the same nowadays as she did years and years ago. Total milf.

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    tsplitter wrote: »
    it would suck to die in the middle of some sexual deviancy

    coroners come in and find you in a big bird costume with an action figure up your ass
    rambo action figures in every single orifice

    I was thinking more like DnD player figures.

    giant dragon god in the ass.

    with a little ventriloquism you could get orcus up the ass

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    it would suck to die in the middle of some sexual deviancy

    coroners come in and find you in a big bird costume with an action figure up your ass
    I love our Republican politicians.

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    concreteconcrete Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    OD on Viagra

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    concrete wrote: »
    OD on Viagra
    that's no shotgun hole in the wall...

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    asphyxiation from stretching a condom over your head

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I'm really sorry to hear that happened to your friend. I hope you cope with it as best you can, though in these circumstances I guess it just comes out of nowhere and man does that ever double the impact.

    This thread is a startling reminder to me that I love you dudes just about as much as I hate you dudes. Except Sil.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    asphyxiation from stretching a condom over your head
    condom-hats.jpg

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Go swimming within 30 minutes after lunch.

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    faricazy is a lovely chap

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    what about auto-asphyxiation?

    I mean, normal masturbation is good enough for me, but it might be your cup of tea.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    yes, i am

    pay me tribute in peon babies

    now

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    skinny87skinny87 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    what about auto-asphyxiation?

    I mean, normal masturbation is good enough for me, but it might be your cup of tea.

    "Subject's dying act was to ejaculate in face of paramedic called to scene..."

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    whats that kink where you need to get into near-fatal car crashes to get off? Because that seems crazy enough to be awesome.

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    amputee fetishists are pretty special.

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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I'm really into pozzing

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    concreteconcrete Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I can't get off unless I kill a dog

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    what is that

    edit - oh, urban dictionary to the rescue

    wow

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    People who commit suicide? fuck them

    Selfish bastards. Just fucking run off into the wild or some shit. don't be fucking leaving mental scars on the people who have to clean up the mess you leave. You don't want to be a burden anymore? guess what, by committing suicide you just became the greatest burden possible.

    In conclusion, fuck them,

    I put forth that your post, in not ending in a period, caused more mental burden than this suicide.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    He was going to add onto it later.

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    I thought maybe he just killed himself half way through the post.

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    People who commit suicide? fuck them

    Selfish bastards. Just fucking run off into the wild or some shit. don't be fucking leaving mental scars on the people who have to clean up the mess you leave. You don't want to be a burden anymore? guess what, by committing suicide you just became the greatest burden possible.

    In conclusion, fuck them,

    I put forth that your post, in not ending in a period, caused more mental burden than this suicide.

    I'll be stuck on this page forever, just waiting for Sil to finish his thought.

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