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    Grim OutlookGrim Outlook Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    i didn't like his daughter

    i just remember that part where she did a flip and knocked out a raptor
    and he was like
    "they kicked you off the gymnastics team?"

    and i remember thinking it didn't make any sense how anyone could make witty one liners while being chased by door opening dinosaurs

    but then i realized the whole bit about dinosaurs didn't make much sense anyways.

    they pretty much combined those two kids from the second book into his daughter, right?

    there was the fat white kid and the black girl and they stowed away on the ship.

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    drianmalcom where are you, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU

    I CAME AS SOON AS I HEARD

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    they just did a pretty wide shot of new york in independence day

    i saw the WTC and yelled to my friend
    "THOSE TOWERS AREN'T THERE ANYMORE!"

    and he laughed

    You should have yelled

    PHOTOSHOP

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Can this be the Muldoon appreciation thread too?

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    drianmalcom where are you, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU

    I CAME AS SOON AS I HEARD

    THIS IS FOR YOUUU

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Jurassic Park gets points for having the most badass character (not counting dinosaurs) be one of the first to die.

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    JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Can this be the Muldoon appreciation thread too?

    Fuck Robert Muldoon, worst big game hunter ever.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    Jurassic Park gets points for having the most badass character (not counting dinosaurs) be one of the first to die.

    does sam jackson die that fast

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Man Muldoon was such a badass character in the book, all getting drunk and trying to shoot the T-Rex

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Dr. Kusu, i refuse to believe that you aren't familiar with the concept of attraction.

    :winky:

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    monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Is youtube not working for anyone else?

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    Grim OutlookGrim Outlook Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    wait did he have permission to hunt those dinosaurs?
    they must have been freaking expensive.

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Is youtube not working for anyone else?

    youtube doesn't work for anyone. it's just a sad sack of infringement.

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    Han SolomonHan Solomon Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
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    Alex Trebek: Jeff Goldblum, name this object.

    Jeff Goldblum: Yes. Uh,. thank you. That's a..uh.. a what-do-you-call-it when you.. umm.. When you... when you punish criminals in.. uh.. days of yore. It was a.. And you'd put them in the.. uh.. the square in those.. you know.. uh..

    Alex Trebek: You mean in the stocks or a pillory?

    Jeff Goldblum: Yes, exactly! [ timer sounds ]

    Alex Trebek: It's a freaking hammer!

    Jeff Goldblum: Well, of course it is!

    Sean Connery: Now, listen to me! You back off, Trebek! You wouldn't have known that if you didn't have that card in front of you! This guy reads from a card!

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    wait did he have permission to hunt those dinosaurs?
    they must have been freaking expensive.

    They were, and that was Hammond's reason for not wanting Muldoon to shoot it, but when the Rex broke out of the paddock and started eating the herbivores, Hammond let Muldoon go out to try to capture it, and Muldoon basically said fuck you I'm going to shoot the bastard

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    i havent seen jurassic park in YEARS
    it is next after independence day

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    Grim OutlookGrim Outlook Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    oh riiight, and then he screams really loud and they have that shot of a snake.

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    JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    With a syringe rocket launcher

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Did anyone watch the NBC show where he was a detective that can see dead people?

    I saw like the first 2 episodes. I don't know what happened to it.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    hey i'm uh jeff goldblum and uh this is a uh thread

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    (=3 wrote: »
    Did anyone watch the NBC show where he was a detective that can see dead people?

    I saw like the first 2 episodes. I don't know what happened to it.

    that's the plot of at least five different dramas just on NBC alone.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
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    Alex Trebek: Jeff Goldblum, name this object.

    Jeff Goldblum: Yes. Uh,. thank you. That's a..uh.. a what-do-you-call-it when you.. umm.. When you... when you punish criminals in.. uh.. days of yore. It was a.. And you'd put them in the.. uh.. the square in those.. you know.. uh..

    Alex Trebek: You mean in the stocks or a pillory?

    Jeff Goldblum: Yes, exactly! [ timer sounds ]

    Alex Trebek: It's a freaking hammer!

    Jeff Goldblum: Well, of course it is!

    Sean Connery: Now, listen to me! You back off, Trebek! You wouldn't have known that if you didn't have that card in front of you! This guy reads from a card!

    haha yes. I love those Celebrity Jeopardy skits on SNL.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    jeff2.jpg

    Oh yes.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    hey i'm uh jeff goldblum and uh this is a uh thread

    Man I made this joke on like the fourth post.

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    Han SolomonHan Solomon Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    (=3 wrote: »
    Did anyone watch the NBC show where he was a detective that can see dead people?

    I saw like the first 2 episodes. I don't know what happened to it.

    raines? never watched it

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
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    Han SolomonHan Solomon Registered User regular
    edited December 2007

    haha yes. I love those Celebrity Jeopardy skits on SNL.

    Yeah, Sean Connery was most definitely the greatest thing to pass through SNL haha.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    hey i'm uh jeff goldblum and uh this is a uh thread

    Man I made this joke on like the fourth post.

    the drunk dude's oldest son sounds like keanu reeves

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007

    haha yes. I love those Celebrity Jeopardy skits on SNL.

    Yeah, Sean Connery was most definitely the greatest thing to pass through SNL haha.

    Andy Samberg is certainly providing some good competition.

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    monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    He has nice lips.

    I would probably have sex with him

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007

    haha yes. I love those Celebrity Jeopardy skits on SNL.

    Yeah, Sean Connery was most definitely the greatest thing to pass through SNL haha.

    uhhh are you like TWELVE

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I always forget, did he play Watson, or Crick?

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    JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Jeff was great in Earth Girls are Easy

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
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    OdinOdin Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
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    Han SolomonHan Solomon Registered User regular
    edited December 2007

    haha yes. I love those Celebrity Jeopardy skits on SNL.

    Yeah, Sean Connery was most definitely the greatest thing to pass through SNL haha.

    Andy Samberg is certainly providing some good competition.

    Personally the only things I've found amusing from him were Lazy Sunday and that Iran So Far skit about Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. But those two were eye watering.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Junpei wrote: »
    Jeff was great in Earth Girls are Easy

    Best movie in the entire history of cinema

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    Han SolomonHan Solomon Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    And shit, what was that old short-skit show he was on with the two other guys that lived in their own little town or something. I watched a handful of that and I got a few chuckles out of it.

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