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Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday ArmadilloI'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
edited December 2007 in Social Entropy++
So if you were wondering what film was probably going to get Best Picture this year at the Oscars, you would be hard pressed to find a better candidate. Fuck 3 10 to Yuma. Fuck American Gangster. There is only one film that contains the pure joy and raw emotion of an epic, with the sensitivity of such pieces like The Horse Whisperer or Schindler's List.

This film I speak of is none other than Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium.

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I was granted the pleasure of seeing this motion picture and I must say, it was merely marvelous.

You all must run out and view it.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    i heard it was unadulterated shit

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    QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    i would love to stare at natalie portman for the length of a motion picture

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    like seriously, all the reviews are terrible

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    crosspunishercrosspunisher Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    Do I really have to??

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    This is what happens when Natalie Portman can't pay the rent.

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    Just Like ThatJust Like That Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Zonugal wrote: »
    You all must run out and view it.

    Hmmm. That's a shame. Hold on, let me grab my entire stash of drugs first

    .... and a bottle of vodka. And maybe some porn

    I think that might be enough to make this movie decent

    Maybe I could just watch it blindfolded?

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    LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    A LEMUR!

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I hadn't even heard of this movie until right this second.

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    like seriously, all the reviews are terrible
    http://www.metacritic.com/film/titles/magoriumswonderemporium

    not all of them

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Do I really have to??

    You must, only if you wish to have lived the greatest, fullest life you can imagine.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    god guys I still have 3 more finals

    one of them is on sunday

    THE LAST DAY OF FINALS WEEK


    FUCKING SUNDAY
    AND I HAD ONE LAST WEEK ON SATURDAY

    who will help me go down and burn everyone alive?

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    god guys I still have 3 more finals

    one of them is on sunday

    THE LAST DAY OF FINALS WEEK


    FUCKING SUNDAY
    AND I HAD ONE LAST WEEK ON SATURDAY

    who will help me go down and burn everyone alive?

    Unless your final is about Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium, I don't think we can help you.

    Also Lurker, what did you think of the film?

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    Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Qorzm wrote: »
    i would love to stare at natalie portman for the length of a motion picture

    Unfortunately your natalie portman viewing pleasure gets interrupted by scene cuts, other actors, and more shit like that.

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    crosspunishercrosspunisher Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Do I really have to??

    You must, only if you wish to have lived the greatest, fullest life you can imagine.

    *sigh* Ummm how about no?

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    redhead wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    like seriously, all the reviews are terrible
    http://www.metacritic.com/film/titles/magoriumswonderemporium

    not all of them
    I can't believe you just linked to Metacritic like its opinion mattered or something.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I don't want to talk about terrible movie's terrible movie

    I want to talk about raneados

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Do I really have to??

    You must, only if you wish to have lived the greatest, fullest life you can imagine.

    *sigh* Ummm how about no?

    What are you, some type of Nihilist?

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    redhead wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    like seriously, all the reviews are terrible
    http://www.metacritic.com/film/titles/magoriumswonderemporium

    not all of them
    I can't believe you just linked to Metacritic like its opinion mattered or something.
    I can't believe you don't think linking to a site that collects reviews and presents them in total isn't a good way to check the general trend of reviews

    what aren't you getting

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    god guys I still have 3 more finals

    one of them is on sunday

    THE LAST DAY OF FINALS WEEK


    FUCKING SUNDAY
    AND I HAD ONE LAST WEEK ON SATURDAY

    who will help me go down and burn everyone alive?

    I will if you pay for all the lightfluid etc, I will bring my own matches however.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    I don't want to talk about terrible movie's terrible movie

    I want to talk about raneados

    I feel really sorry for Rainydoodles but that's what you get for being all ambitious and wanting an education and whatnots. God quit bitching and study YOU BROUGHT IT UPON YOURSELF

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    LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    god guys I still have 3 more finals

    one of them is on sunday

    THE LAST DAY OF FINALS WEEK


    FUCKING SUNDAY
    AND I HAD ONE LAST WEEK ON SATURDAY

    who will help me go down and burn everyone alive?

    Unless your final is about Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium, I don't think we can help you.

    Also Lurker, what did you think of the film?


    Fuck you.

    I didn't watch that shit.

    Just saw the commercial.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    redhead wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    redhead wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    like seriously, all the reviews are terrible
    http://www.metacritic.com/film/titles/magoriumswonderemporium

    not all of them
    I can't believe you just linked to Metacritic like its opinion mattered or something.
    I can't believe you don't think linking to a site that collects reviews and presents them in total isn't a good way to check the general trend of reviews

    what aren't you getting

    beat me to it

    you buttface

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    crosspunishercrosspunisher Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    I don't want to talk about terrible movie's terrible movie

    I want to talk about raneados

    Oh sorry. Please do go on.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    redhead wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    redhead wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    like seriously, all the reviews are terrible
    http://www.metacritic.com/film/titles/magoriumswonderemporium

    not all of them
    I can't believe you just linked to Metacritic like its opinion mattered or something.
    I can't believe you don't think linking to a site that collects reviews and presents them in total isn't a good way to check the general trend of reviews

    what aren't you getting
    Look what I'm trying to say is that I heartily dislike Metacritic.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Lurker wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    god guys I still have 3 more finals

    one of them is on sunday

    THE LAST DAY OF FINALS WEEK


    FUCKING SUNDAY
    AND I HAD ONE LAST WEEK ON SATURDAY

    who will help me go down and burn everyone alive?

    Unless your final is about Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium, I don't think we can help you.

    Also Lurker, what did you think of the film?


    Fuck you.

    I didn't watch that shit.

    Just saw the commercial.

    You deceived me?...

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    redhead wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    redhead wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    like seriously, all the reviews are terrible
    http://www.metacritic.com/film/titles/magoriumswonderemporium

    not all of them
    I can't believe you just linked to Metacritic like its opinion mattered or something.
    I can't believe you don't think linking to a site that collects reviews and presents them in total isn't a good way to check the general trend of reviews

    what aren't you getting
    Look what I'm trying to say is that I heartily dislike Metacritic.
    that's fine, but if the question is "are all the reviews for this movie terrible?" it would be dumb to deny that it answers that perfectly

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    LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Lurker wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    god guys I still have 3 more finals

    one of them is on sunday

    THE LAST DAY OF FINALS WEEK


    FUCKING SUNDAY
    AND I HAD ONE LAST WEEK ON SATURDAY

    who will help me go down and burn everyone alive?

    Unless your final is about Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium, I don't think we can help you.

    Also Lurker, what did you think of the film?


    Fuck you.

    I didn't watch that shit.

    Just saw the commercial.

    You deceived me?...


    I'm hungry.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    why does stimtokolos always want to commit crimes with me?

    like

    he just always wants to be with me

    doing stuff

    sometimes illegal stuff


    I think in the past 2 days he's suggested he'd come hang out with me and do stuff like burn thing/gay sex/hugs/licking or something

    if I have another internet stalker I'm going to be oh so miffed

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Lurker wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Lurker wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    god guys I still have 3 more finals

    one of them is on sunday

    THE LAST DAY OF FINALS WEEK


    FUCKING SUNDAY
    AND I HAD ONE LAST WEEK ON SATURDAY

    who will help me go down and burn everyone alive?

    Unless your final is about Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium, I don't think we can help you.

    Also Lurker, what did you think of the film?


    Fuck you.

    I didn't watch that shit.

    Just saw the commercial.

    You deceived me?...


    I'm hungry.

    Hungry for a delightful movie with Dustin Hoffman and Natalie Portman?

    Because if so...

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I'll make a deal with you guys

    I'll go watch this movie but only if natalie portman rides my donger like she's fiending for it.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Cloudman wrote: »
    I'll make a deal with you guys

    I'll go watch this movie but only if natalie portman rides my donger like she's fiending for it.

    DEAL!

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    redhead wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    redhead wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    redhead wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    like seriously, all the reviews are terrible
    http://www.metacritic.com/film/titles/magoriumswonderemporium

    not all of them
    I can't believe you just linked to Metacritic like its opinion mattered or something.
    I can't believe you don't think linking to a site that collects reviews and presents them in total isn't a good way to check the general trend of reviews

    what aren't you getting
    Look what I'm trying to say is that I heartily dislike Metacritic.
    that's fine, but if the question is "are all the reviews for this movie terrible?" it would be dumb to deny that it answers that perfectly

    yes but no one asked this question

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    why does stimtokolos always want to commit crimes with me?

    like

    he just always wants to be with me

    doing stuff

    sometimes illegal stuff


    I think in the past 2 days he's suggested he'd come hang out with me and do stuff like burn thing/gay sex/hugs/licking or something

    if I have another internet stalker I'm going to be oh so miffed

    Because I'm a little bit weird.

    E: I only stalk PA on PA, its what I do to fill in the time when I get sick of video games.

    stimtokolos on
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    Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    why does stimtokolos always want to commit crimes with me?

    like

    he just always wants to be with me

    doing stuff

    sometimes illegal stuff


    I think in the past 2 days he's suggested he'd come hang out with me and do stuff like burn thing/gay sex/hugs/licking or something

    if I have another internet stalker I'm going to be oh so miffed

    Miffed or aroused?

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Viv is going to get me laid at pax dudes

    Aren't you viv

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    Just Like ThatJust Like That Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I liked Natalie Portman in "Hotel Chevelier"

    ... a lot

    her best work actually

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Miffed.


    see I used a period and capitalization

    I use punctuation when I am serious

    Raneados on
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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    redhead wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    redhead wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    redhead wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    like seriously, all the reviews are terrible
    http://www.metacritic.com/film/titles/magoriumswonderemporium

    not all of them
    I can't believe you just linked to Metacritic like its opinion mattered or something.
    I can't believe you don't think linking to a site that collects reviews and presents them in total isn't a good way to check the general trend of reviews

    what aren't you getting
    Look what I'm trying to say is that I heartily dislike Metacritic.
    that's fine, but if the question is "are all the reviews for this movie terrible?" it would be dumb to deny that it answers that perfectly

    yes but no one asked this question.
    man, really

    okay then it's a question I asked myself when I read the assertion at the beginning of this now excessively long quote tree, and which was answered perfectly by metacritic despite your hate for that site

    okay? this is really dumb now

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    Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    Miffed.


    see I used a period and capitalization

    I use punctuation when I am serious

    So you're not really serious in that last line?

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Viv is going to get me laid at pax dudes

    Aren't you viv
    I should be at pax. You'd better hope she's not planning on getting you laid with me.







    :winky:

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