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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    A dude named Schroeder who is trying to get into a temple of doom

    That would make an excellent script.

    You could make Schroeder a cowboy and there you go.

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    I have most of it figured out except for the way that the evil works. I don't like anything too convoluted or overly complicated.

    What think you of portals and the beings that might come from them?
    they might break your heart

    and kill you and tear you to pieces and throw every piece into a fire

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The whole thing is what the creatures want.

    Usually I would go with souls but that's kind of overdone.

    Also blood.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    First off it depends on the portal.

    Second off, make them want eyes, because they believe in being able to see through the eyes of the creatures they kill to learn more about their perspective and points of view and god why I am actually thinking about this.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    t the op

    maybe you watched charlie and the chocolate factory and didnt realise because they look pretty much the same

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    The whole thing is what the creatures want.

    Usually I would go with souls but that's kind of overdone.

    Also blood.
    It seems to me that a good story isn't only about what the villains want, but what the hero wants as well and how those two things come into conflict.

    Hell, you might not even need that if it's just a set-up to a killing spree. Westerns do benefit from minimalism more than any other genre, I think. At least in certain respects...

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    First off it depends on the portal.

    Second off, make them want eyes, because they believe in being able to see through the eyes of the creatures they kill to learn more about their perspective and points of view and god why I am actually thinking about this.

    hmmmm



    also, Dimensional portal. As in portal to another universe.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Trent if you use that idea I demand full credit.

    (Also since Westerns are all about guns and cowboys you can say they chose that era because that's when quickdraws were most important i.e., hand-eye coordination dude I don't know I am talking out my ass)

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The real gun that won the west was the shotgun, because who the fuck has time to aim when you're pissed off and drunk and getting skull fucked by Indians?

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    What is something that you would be angry to not have seen in a western?

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    A naked cowboy. With a hat.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I'm angry a lot.

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    What is something that you would be angry to not have seen in a western?

    A saloon. I don't know if this is too obvious but I'll be damned if there isn't a fucking saloon.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Saloon and naked cowboy already covered.

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Saloon and naked cowboy already covered.

    Chewing tobacco.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I am intrigued.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Yeah, a saloon. And Mexicans. Indians, I can go either way with, mostly because it starts looking like Disney Land with most production values. But Mexicans are usually pretty solid. And there's got to be wanton gun violence.

    Also: Sukiyaki Western Django!

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Saloon and naked cowboy already covered.

    Chewing tobacco.

    Covered.

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Saloon and naked cowboy already covered.

    Chewing tobacco.

    Covered.

    Did westerns have guys who chew like those stems of grass with the fluffy bit on the end? I did that when I was a kid out in the bush, they actually taste pretty nice for a little bit if you just suck the grass juice out of them. Well some bits of long thing grass, not the fluffy ones.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    My god you are such a hick.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Yeah, a saloon. And Mexicans. Indians, I can go either way with, mostly because it starts looking like Disney Land with most production values. But Mexicans are usually pretty solid. And there's got to be wanton gun violence.

    There might not be any mexicans.

    It takes place too far north.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Lots of shooting. And a gratuitous naked cowboy scene wherein lots of sexual innuendo are employed.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    How far North?

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Lots of shooting. And a gratuitous naked cowboy scene wherein lots of sexual innuendo are employed.


    All naked cowboy pointing two guns, and saying, "hows it feel to have three weapons pointed at ya?"

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    ahahahahaha

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Lots of shooting. And a gratuitous naked cowboy scene wherein lots of sexual innuendo are employed.


    All naked cowboy pointing two guns, and saying, "hows it feel to have three weapons pointed at ya?"

    YES.

    I would watch this movie knowing this and nothing else about it.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The rest of the movie is a demure costume drama that takes place over a course of tea parties.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The rest of the movie is a demure costume drama that takes place over a course of tea parties.

    If the cowboy is hot enough then it would be worth even witnessing this just to get to that scene.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    okay gratuitous shotting definitely covered.

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    My god you are such a hick.

    NO YOU'RE SUCH A HICK

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    My god you are such a hick.

    NO YOU'RE SUCH A HICK

    No this goes against my genetic code.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Far north as in Canada

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    My god you are such a hick.

    NO YOU'RE SUCH A HICK

    No this goes against my genetic code.

    How do you know it doesn't go against mine, I'm more of a tartan skirt wearing communist.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Far north as in Canada
    That ain't no Western, that's a...Northern or something.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Far north as in Canada

    IS IT HAPPENING IN EDMONTON

    ARE YOU GOING TO BE THE NAKED COWBOY

    these are key questions you understand

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Nah, before Edmonton existed.

    Yes I might be naked.

    Unless we get Nathon Fillian

    Then he will be naked.

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    trent are you in some kind of film school or is this something that is going to make you rad monies?

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    HOpefully the latter.

    also, fuck film school

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Cool, I wonder if I will ever be able to see this movie :o

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    First off it depends on the portal.

    Second off, make them want eyes, because they believe in being able to see through the eyes of the creatures they kill to learn more about their perspective and points of view and god why I am actually thinking about this.

    hmmmm



    also, Dimensional portal. As in portal to another universe.
    that doesn't strike you as cliche?

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