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Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I don't even want to know what this is.

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    Fuck off and die.
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    First off it depends on the portal.

    Second off, make them want eyes, because they believe in being able to see through the eyes of the creatures they kill to learn more about their perspective and points of view and god why I am actually thinking about this.

    hmmmm



    also, Dimensional portal. As in portal to another universe.
    that doesn't strike you as cliche?
    But there are naked cowboys, Dru.

    NAKED COWBOYS

    If you ruin a good thing for me here I will never ever forgive you.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    First off it depends on the portal.

    Second off, make them want eyes, because they believe in being able to see through the eyes of the creatures they kill to learn more about their perspective and points of view and god why I am actually thinking about this.

    hmmmm



    also, Dimensional portal. As in portal to another universe.
    that doesn't strike you as cliche?
    But there are naked cowboys, Dru.

    NAKED COWBOYS

    If you ruin a good thing for me here I will never ever forgive you.
    christ Viv, I thought you were smarter than this
    if you want naked cowboys then why don't you just head over the Naked Cowboy Emporium?

    also, if they're naked how do you know they're cowboys?

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    christ Viv, I thought you were smarter than this
    if you want naked cowboys then why don't you just head over the Naked Cowboy Emporium?

    Because China banned those in the 60s. They didn't like how Amellican cowboys made their dudes feel bad about their penises.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    First off it depends on the portal.

    Second off, make them want eyes, because they believe in being able to see through the eyes of the creatures they kill to learn more about their perspective and points of view and god why I am actually thinking about this.

    hmmmm



    also, Dimensional portal. As in portal to another universe.
    that doesn't strike you as cliche?
    But there are naked cowboys, Dru.

    NAKED COWBOYS

    If you ruin a good thing for me here I will never ever forgive you.
    christ Viv, I thought you were smarter than this
    if you want naked cowboys then why don't you just head over the Naked Cowboy Emporium?

    also, if they're naked how do you know they're cowboys?

    The hat Dru.


    Its all about the hat.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Yeah Dru, I even added a qualifier about the requirement of a hat.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    but then they're not naked

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Dru why are you poking holes in this

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    but then they're not naked

    They will be. They start off naked except for the hat, its just there for that quick transition from not technically naked to completely naked. Hats can be thrown off faster than most other cowboy style clothing.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    I like to poke things Viv, I'm a man

    *poke*

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    because dru's a bitter old man :(

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    I like to poke things Viv, I'm a man

    *poke*



    don't get her started with the poking. She's got *poke* issues...

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    POKE POKE POKE POKITY POKE POKE POKE POKITY HEY SIL POKE I'M OVER HERE SIL POKE POKE POKE LOOK I AM POKING YOU SIL SIL HEY SIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    viv if you're not careful, you're going to get forcefully medicated again

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    you can't poke viv, you don't have a penis

    do you?

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    POKE

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I have basically built an immunity to chloroform and ketamine by now.

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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    i will use this thread to point out that no theaters around here are playing juno

    which is just stupid because i wanted to see it

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I have basically built an immunity to chloroform and ketamine by now.


    you cannot win.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I have basically built an immunity to chloroform and ketamine by now.


    you cannot win.

    I know a few chokes that could knock someone out and I could build a blackjack/weighed sap for fun

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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I have basically built an immunity to chloroform and ketamine by now.


    you cannot win.

    I know a few chokes that could knock someone out and I could build a blackjack/weighed sap for fun

    yeah but the sap only gives you 45 seconds if you're lucky

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    Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I have basically built an immunity to chloroform and ketamine by now.


    you cannot win.

    I know a few chokes that could knock someone out and I could build a blackjack/weighed sap for fun

    yeah but the sap only gives you 45 seconds if you're lucky

    More than enough time.

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    skinny87skinny87 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Goddamit, I want my new Indiana Jones movie and I want it now!

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    skinny87 wrote: »
    Goddamit, I want my new Indiana Jones movie and I want it now!


    indyskullposter.jpg

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    skinny87skinny87 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    skinny87 wrote: »
    Goddamit, I want my new Indiana Jones movie and I want it now!


    indyskullposter.jpg

    Sil, I love you, but why you gotta hurt me?

    May 22nd isn't now, silly goose.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    God Damnit!

    None of you are talking about Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium! I warned you, I warned you all what would occur if this happened! Well now you've done it.

    You're all grounded!

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    here I'll talk about it

    I saw a preview for mr. magorium's wonder emporium

    the most positive thing I thought was "well magorium sure does rhyme with emporium"

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Wam, you must see it.

    You must, if only to check out Natalie Portman for two hours. Short boy hair is so hot...

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Wam, you must see it.

    You must, if only to check out Natalie Portman for two hours. Short boy hair is so hot...

    if only you knew

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Wam, you must see it.

    You must, if only to check out Natalie Portman for two hours. Short boy hair is so hot...
    you don't know me very well do you

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited December 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    redhead wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    redhead wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    like seriously, all the reviews are terrible
    http://www.metacritic.com/film/titles/magoriumswonderemporium

    not all of them
    I can't believe you just linked to Metacritic like its opinion mattered or something.
    I can't believe you don't think linking to a site that collects reviews and presents them in total isn't a good way to check the general trend of reviews

    what aren't you getting
    Look what I'm trying to say is that I heartily dislike Metacritic.






    this is like the third time i've heard this opinion from a third separate person

    what the hell are you people goddamned retarded

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Wam, you must see it.

    You must, if only to check out Natalie Portman for two hours. Short boy hair is so hot...
    you don't know me very well do you

    What are you gay?

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Wam, you must see it.

    You must, if only to check out Natalie Portman for two hours. Short boy hair is so hot...
    you don't know me very well do you

    What are you gay?
    for natalie portman, yeah, a little

    but who isn't

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited December 2007
    me

    i am totally straight for natalie portman

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    hey knob did you hear

    short boy hair is so hot

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited December 2007
    my favorite part about short boys is their hair

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    gee who do we know that has short boy hair

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited December 2007
    man what happened to me

    i just caught a look at myself in the mirror

    i haven't shaved in a month and haven't had a haircut in a year



    i look like methadone jesus

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    yes, its finally my time to shine

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited December 2007
    oh my god methadone jesus is maybe the best band name i ever heard

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