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Parody Names, Gag Names

emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
edited December 2007 in Social Entropy++
What's the best running gag from the Simpsons up until season 8? No, it's not Bart saying, "Eat my shorts!" It's calling up Moe's Tavern with a gag name.

I want to make a list of names you probably skip when naming your children.

Ivana Tinkel
Harry Cox
Anita Bath
Amanda Huggenkiz
Etc. were on the show. Any other good ones?

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Are you related to scscscssscccssc?

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    You only skip those names if you have those last names.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    seymour butts

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Hugh Jazz

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Veretas wrote: »
    Are you related to scscscssscccssc?

    I miss my blood enemy.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    You only skip those names if you have those last names.
    You dont have to give your kid the same last name as you.

    You are not the naming police jordyn.

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
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    IF I EVER FIND YOU KID, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Moe: Moes tavern, moe speaking
    Bart:Hi, I'm looking for a Tom, last name I'm going to murder you and ravage your corpse sexually.
    Moe: Hey quiet down fells, is there a Tom I'm going to murder you and ravage your corpse sexually? Tom I'm gonna murder you and ravage your corpse sexually.
    *people at bar*: hahahaha

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    You only skip those names if you have those last names.
    You dont have to give your kid the same last name as you.

    You are not the naming police jordyn.

    That would be these gentlemen.

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Nuzak wrote: »
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    IF I EVER FIND YOU KID, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH

    IF I EVER FIND YOU, I'M GONNA SPLIT YOUR HEAD OPEN AND PAINT MY HOUSE WITH YOUR BRAINS

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    If I ever find out who this is, I'll staple a flag to your butt, and mail you to Iran!

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    You only skip those names if you have those last names.
    You dont have to give your kid the same last name as you.

    You are not the naming police jordyn.

    That would be these gentlemen.

    813police550x367_270x180.jpg

    Man the guy they're chasing would be so screwed.

    I heard those can reach 60 MPH

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    Homer Sexual.

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Listen to me, you little puke. One of these days, I'm going to catch you, and I'm going to carve my name on your back with an ice pick!

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    edited December 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    You only skip those names if you have those last names.
    You dont have to give your kid the same last name as you.

    You are not the naming police jordyn.

    That would be these gentlemen.

    813police550x367_270x180.jpg

    That always makes my day, thanks.

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Moe_Szyslak_BlueSHOP.jpg

    IF I EVER FIND YOU KID, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH

    IF I EVER FIND YOU, I'M GONNA SPLIT YOUR HEAD OPEN AND PAINT MY HOUSE WITH YOUR BRAINS

    WHEN I CATCH YOU, I'M GOING TO PULL OUT YOUR EYES, SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR PANTS, SO YOU CAN WATCH ME KICK THE CRAP OUT OF YOU

    THEN I'LL USE YOUR TONGUE TO PAINT MY BOAT

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Hugh Jazz

    Uh, I'm Hugh Jass.

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Ima Stupid Moron With An Ugly Face And A Big Butt And My Butt Smells And I Like To Kiss My Own Butt

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    GOD




    DAMMIT

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    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Tits McGee

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    gag etc.

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Listen, you lousy bum, if I ever get a hold of you, I swear I'll cut your belly open!

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Koshian wrote: »
    Dr. Johnathan Twinkletits

    Dick "Magic Ears" Knubbler

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    His name is Dr. Rockso. He's the rock and roll clown. He does cocaine.

    And I'm afraid that's all we know.

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    Han SolomonHan Solomon Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    It's not from the Simpsons but from Aqua Teen which is nearly as good. [Oh I can just hear the flames marching my way]

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    Oglethorpe: Yes don't hang up you may think I just called but I didn't.
    Oglethorpe: I'm looking for mike, his last name is hunt, does he live there?

    Ignignokt: I can't pronounce his name, you do it.

    Oglethorpe: You get it? Michael Hunt!

    Ignignokt: He doesn't live here you have the wrong number.

    Oglethorpe: That's right I do! They're so mad that someone keeps calling them and asking for wrong information!
    *phone rings*
    Oglethorpe: Hello

    Err: How you doing? Yeah uh my name is Biff and I'm lookin for Holden McGroin.

    Oglethorpe: I don't think so but I'll ask., let me ask. Do we know a Holden McGroin?

    Emory: Nah I don't think so man

    Oglethorpe: Sorry, we don't.

    Err: Well, how about Oliver Clothesoff?

    Oglethorpe: Well no we don't but if you'd like to leave a message.

    Ignignokt: Tell him he can fuck off, and whoever you are you can fuck off too.

    Oglethorpe: Well that's a rude message.... HEY WHO IS THIS?


    And I'm THAT bored that I actually took the time to listen to the episode, type it up, and make a screen shot. :X

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    CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Tits McGee

    I'm Veronica Corningstone, Tits McGee is on vacation.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    A. Gorilla

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    SkankPlayaSkankPlaya Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I used to say that my criminal alter ego was Randall Cunningham. That is until I actually met a Randall Cunningham, apparently I went to school with his son christopher for many years.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Cunningham ... Craftyswine?

    Also, Enus is an underused name.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    You still haven't answered my question emnmnemenememenene


    are you related to scscscsscsccccsssccscc?

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Veretas wrote: »
    You still haven't answered my question emnmnemenememenene


    are you related to scscscsscsccccsssccscc?

    scs scs scs? All I see is 'sucks sucks sucks' and there's no relation between him or I. I just figured I'd bring palindromes back into style.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Penis McGumphrey

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Listen to me, you little puke. One of these days, I'm going to catch you, and I'm going to carve my name on your back with an ice pick!

    Don't go makin' phoney calls, please stick to the seven digit numbers you're used to.

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Listen to me, you little puke. One of these days, I'm going to catch you, and I'm going to carve my name on your back with an ice pick!

    Don't go makin' phoney calls, please stick to the seven digit numbers you're used to.

    I know you think it's funny driving folks right up the wall, but it's really gettin' old fast

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    You BastardYou Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Yorrick Hunt

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    Waka LakaWaka Laka Riding the stuffed Unicorn If ya know what I mean.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I used to know someone by the name of Paul Bearer.

    I shit you not.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    was be a wrestling manager?

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