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Wookie dick: Hairy or Not?

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    Lol! wrote: »
    So if wookie dicks are that big, and prehensile, what must a wookie vagoo be like?
    Probably like that woman who can fit a football into her cooter.

    one word for you

    zarflax

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    msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Koshian wrote: »
    guys I like my idea

    mainly because the thought of wookies sprouting out of each other makes me laugh

    That is pretty hilarious.

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    wookiee vaginas are complex and labyrinthine, filled with false passageways and other incentives for the evolution of longer, more prehensile wookiee dicks

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Look, Chewbacca doesn't wear any pants, and there's no bulge or anything there. Not even a swinging honger.

    I'm going to have to agree with Callius here. It's an innie.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    wookiee vaginas are complex and labyrinthine, filled with false passageways and other incentives for the evolution of longer, more prehensile wookiee dicks
    oh shit the minotaur

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    heya pk

    fancy running int a girl like you in a thread like this

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    msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    wookiee vaginas are complex and labyrinthine, filled with false passageways and other incentives for the evolution of longer, more prehensile wookiee dicks
    oh shit the minotaur

    A symbiotic relationship. A small creature lives inside the Wookie vagoo and feeds on the dongers of the weak.

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Pan's Labyrinth? A movie about a child's escape from italian fascists through a wookiee vagina.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    how's the missus and the job and the stuff I don't know I'm making smalltalk here

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    all magical cats all asking you dumb riddles

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    heya pk

    fancy running int a girl like you in a thread like this

    It was the topic at the top of the list when I came in here.

    Look, I'm just the janitor around here. Don't blame me for the content, I just mop the floor.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    wookiee vaginas are complex and labyrinthine, filled with false passageways and other incentives for the evolution of longer, more prehensile wookiee dicks
    oh shit the minotaur

    A symbiotic relationship. A small creature lives inside the Wookie vagoo and feeds on the dongers of the weak.

    yeah

    right

    like the weak could even get close to a wookie vagina

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    RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    This is the best thread.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    heya pk

    fancy running int a girl like you in a thread like this

    It was the topic at the top of the list when I came in here.

    Look, I'm just the janitor around here. Don't blame me for the content, I just mop the floor.

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    how's the missus and the job and the stuff I don't know I'm making smalltalk here

    The Mrs. is on her way to Montana. Our niece died of SIDS this weekend, and she's on the way to the funeral.

    It's been a real spiffy fucking Holiday season this year, let me tell you what.

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Veretas wrote: »
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    heya pk

    fancy running int a girl like you in a thread like this

    It was the topic at the top of the list when I came in here.

    Look, I'm just the janitor around here. Don't blame me for the content, I just mop the floor.

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    I sometimes feel like that guy.

    Squirrel army and the whole shebang.

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    msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I want to learn how to stuff vols and rats into squirrels.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    how's the missus and the job and the stuff I don't know I'm making smalltalk here

    The Mrs. is on her way to Montana. Our niece died of SIDS this weekend, and she's on the way to the funeral.

    It's been a real spiffy fucking Holiday season this year, let me tell you what.

    Oh, shit, man.
    Sorry to hear that.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    how's the missus and the job and the stuff I don't know I'm making smalltalk here

    The Mrs. is on her way to Montana. Our niece died of SIDS this weekend, and she's on the way to the funeral.

    It's been a real spiffy fucking Holiday season this year, let me tell you what.

    jesus fuck, sorry to hear that

    so

    um

    yeah I got nothing to follow that

    oooh wait you guys still planning on making it out to our neck of the woods for next PAX?

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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Veretas wrote: »
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    heya pk

    fancy running int a girl like you in a thread like this

    It was the topic at the top of the list when I came in here.

    Look, I'm just the janitor around here. Don't blame me for the content, I just mop the floor.

    scrubs-janitor_160_1172109306.jpg

    Janitor doing work? What sort of crazy speak is this?

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    look out guys here comes uncle PK with his stories of SIDS and stuff to put a damper on what would otherwise be an intellectual discussion about highbrow matters concerning made-up alien gentials

    why you gotta be so selfish all the time

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    GUYS

    wouldn't it make sense to first establish that wookies have traditional humanoid sex organs?

    I think so.

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    how's the missus and the job and the stuff I don't know I'm making smalltalk here

    The Mrs. is on her way to Montana. Our niece died of SIDS this weekend, and she's on the way to the funeral.

    It's been a real spiffy fucking Holiday season this year, let me tell you what.

    jesus fuck, sorry to hear that

    so

    um

    yeah I got nothing to follow that

    oooh wait you guys still planning on making it out to our neck of the woods for next PAX?

    Depends.

    If they actually do get the whole East Coast PAX thing off the ground, then we'll be out here Representin'.

    If not, we'll probably try to make it out there. One of the old roomies lives out there now, and we're going to try to convince him to go with us.

    The funny thing is, my wife is probably at SeaTac right this moment. Her flight connected out of SeaTac.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    GunOfTheMartyr wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    heya pk

    fancy running int a girl like you in a thread like this

    It was the topic at the top of the list when I came in here.

    Look, I'm just the janitor around here. Don't blame me for the content, I just mop the floor.

    scrubs-janitor_160_1172109306.jpg

    Janitor doing work? What sort of crazy speak is this?

    20070902-Facepalm1.jpg

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    ah, jeeze pkmoutl

    way to take a big ol' dump on the wookiee dick thread

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Man, SIDS scares the shit out of me I'll tell you what.

    My nephews are probably too old for it, but fuck that thing seriously.

    #pipe on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    how's the missus and the job and the stuff I don't know I'm making smalltalk here

    The Mrs. is on her way to Montana. Our niece died of SIDS this weekend, and she's on the way to the funeral.

    It's been a real spiffy fucking Holiday season this year, let me tell you what.

    jesus fuck, sorry to hear that

    so

    um

    yeah I got nothing to follow that

    oooh wait you guys still planning on making it out to our neck of the woods for next PAX?

    Depends.

    If they actually do get the whole East Coast PAX thing off the ground, then we'll be out here Representin'.

    If not, we'll probably try to make it out there. One of the old roomies lives out there now, and we're going to try to convince him to go with us.

    The funny thing is, my wife is probably at SeaTac right this moment. Her flight connected out of SeaTac.
    east coast PAX ain't happening for at least a few years, last I heard

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    SIDS: GET DOWN WIT' DA SYNDROME

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    Man, SIDS scares the shit out of me I'll tell you what.

    My nephews are probably too old for it, but fuck that thing seriously.

    YOU'RE NEXT

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    The foo fighters are SIDS denialists, did you guys know that?

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited December 2007
    Merry Xmas, Rank! :P

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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    Merry Xmas, Rank! :P

    Rankenphile is nothing but a great big ray of sunshine.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    I love you too, Bogestrom.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    Trillian wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    Merry Xmas, Rank! :P

    Rankenphile is nothing but a great big ray of sunshine.

    YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU COCKSWILLING FETID SACK OF BUMJISM

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    guess that means I have to get rank the red ryder BB gun this year

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The only one who can really answer this question is the wook, and aparently fiz.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    guess that means I have to get rank the red ryder BB gun this year

    Size medium, please.

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    remember that scene where he took his fucking ice skates to the other kids face

    that was hardcore

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    One time I read this Star Wars slash gore fic that involved a wookie dick called the "Redbone"

    it's pretty funny

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