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[PHALLA] The Venture Bros. - Game Over! Team Venture victory!

The MonarchThe Monarch Registered User
edited December 2007 in Critical Failures
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Hello, this is the Monarch speaking. As soon as you put your name down on this paper, I will be your new leader!

Yes, exciting isn't it?

Life is not easy here on my magnificent floating coccoon, but I am a fair leader. The Monarch offers all of his henchmen full dental and health coverage (and even offers a modest burial in the unlikely event of death). I call on you to notice the state of the art security system we have here, The Monarch can't have any traitors working their way here, now can we?! Beware!

Applicants feel free to !sign your name on the dotted line below! You will then be assigned a number, this will be your new name and The Monarch will only refer to you as such!

No qualifications are necessary. Only your eternal loyalty.


X..................................................


- The Monarch

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  • The MonarchThe Monarch Registered User
    edited December 2007
    Basic Rules:
    The Basic Rules

    The "village" consists of all players in the game. Included in the village is a small number of bad guys. Normally, the bad guys all know one another at the beginning of the game, but nobody else knows anything about anyone other than themselves.

    Each day (normally 24-hour period) the village discusses and publically votes for one person to be executed that night. At the same time, the bad guys choose one person to kill each night and PM the name to the narrator.

    The good side wins if all of the bad guys die. The bad side wins if the number of good guys is less than or equal to the number of bad guys (on the assumption that at that point, they control the vote plus get their kill, so it's inevitable).

    Usually, there will be one or more "special" roles among the good guys (and occasionally among the bad guys). Exactly who holds each role is only known to that person, although how many of each role exist is most often known.

    Each night, the narrator gives the details of who died, and normally whether they were a bad guy. Some games also include clues or outright statements if someone who died is a good special.

    Standard Special Roles

    Roles will have different names depending on the theme of the game. Listed below are the usual "generic" terms for each role. Normally, specials exercise their power by communicating with the narrator via PM.

    Seer -- once per night can "investigate" a particular person and find out from the narrator if they are a bad guy. Variations of seers may be able to determine a good special as well, although they may be unable to distinguish them from a bad guy.

    Vigilante -- once per night can kill a person of their choosing.

    Guardian -- once per night can protect someone from any death other than execution by the village. Whether they can protect against multiple attacks on one person in the same night is up to the narrator.

    Masons -- a group of good guys, usually of similar size to the group of bad guys, who start the game knowing each other, and that they are all good.

    My rules:

    * Absolutely NO PM SHARING OF ANY KIND. If you get a PM from The Monarch it is for your eyes only. You can't use a PM to prove who you are. You can paraphrase, but no direct quotations or screen shots.

    * No anonymous contact at all

    * Vote in red, retract in green. RETRACTIONS ARE NECCESARY!

    * Clarifications in Orange

    * In this game there may be guardians, ressurections, vigilantes, thralls, masons and/or vote manipulators (and some extra roles)

    * More rules will be added if necessary, but use your head you guys know how to play

    * If you have any questions PM myself at The Monarch or Grundlterror accounts, HylianBunny or Robothero

    * Also, thank HylianBunny and Robothero for helping me so much with the game, thank you guys!!!

    * Day 1 will end sunday night at 12am est, and each night after that will end at 12am est. Votes made at 11:59pm will count for that day, votes made at 12:00am or later (est) will count for the next day.

    List of Recruits

    1. Al Baron (Promoted Henchmen) - killed by Myra Brandish day 5
    2. Saburbia - killed day 8 by The Monarch
    3. TehSpectre - Killed by Baron Ünderbheit day 2
    4. Durax - killed day 8 by The Monarch
    5. Ardor (Hank Venture) - captured by Myra Brandish day 3
    6. Thorgot - killed by Baron Ünderbheit and The Monarch day 3
    7. Infidel
    8. El Skid (Myra Brandish) - killed by The Monarch and The Grand Galactic Inquisitor, day 5
    9. PRËTËNTIÖüS
    10. Locus
    11. Rend (King Gorilla) - Killed by Molotov Cocktease Day 2
    12. telcus
    13. cj iwakura
    14. Niceguy Myeye (The Grand Galactic Inqusitor) - killed by Baron Ünderbheit day 5
    15. delroland - Killed by vote, day 2
    16. DevoutlyApathetic (Henchmen #21)) - killed by Henchmen #21 day 4
    17. Thinatos
    18. Cheez (Henry Kilinger) - killed by The Original Team Venture, day 6
    19. Mr Paku - Killed by Molotov Cocktease Day 1
    20. The_Lightbringer - killed by Baron Ünderbheit, day 5
    21. Savant - killed by Baron Ünderbheit day 8
    22. Mr. Embarkation - killed by The Monarch
    23. Nion - killed for being a dick
    24. zanmatto - killed by Myra Brandish
    25. thorpe - killed by the Original Team Venture
    26. Plutonium
    27. minigunwielder - killed for quite possibly being the lamest person who signed up for this game
    28. Romantic Undead - killed by vote day 4
    29. Crono729 - Killed by #24, day 1
    30. DasUberEdward - killed by vote day 5
    31. Hakkekage - tried to quit, but instead was killed by THE MONARCH!
    32. Shamus - Killed by Brock Samson, day 2
    33. Maximus - has withdrawn
    34. Corp.Shephard - killed for being a dick
    35. Zot - Killed by vote, day 1
    36. Obbi - Killed by Brock Samson, day 2
    37. Squashua (Dr. Venture) - killed by the vote day 3
    38. Buzz Buzz - Killed by the Monarch, day 1.5
    39. Whod - killed by Myra Brandish, day 5
    40. Green (G.U.A.R.D.O.) - killed by the Grand Galactic Inquisitor day 3, resurrected day 4
    41. WhiteZinfandel
    42. Projeck- killed by G.U.A.R.D.O.
    43. visiblehowl - killed by The Original Team Venture, day 4
    44. FreeAgent - killed by The Grand Galactic Inquisitor
    45. FunkyWaltDogg - killed by The Monarch, day 5
    46. precisionk (Molotov Cocktease) - Killed by Brock Samson, day 2
    47. Qorzm - killed by Baron Ünderbheit day 4
    48. Gumpy - killed by The Original Team Venture, day 5
    49. JamesKeenan
    50. PsychoLarry1
    51. B:L (Doctor Girlfriend) - killed by The Grand Galactic Inquisitor, day 4
    52. Lightor216
    53. Koan - inactivity death
    54. PsychoCucumber - killed for inactivity and being a bitch
    55. Unearthly Stew - Killed by The Original Team Venture, day 2
    56. Matatat - Killed by G.U.A.R.D.O., day 1
    57. Stew_Stick (Henchmen #24)- Killed by the Original Team Venture, day 1
    58. amateurhour - resigned
    59. theDanger - Killed by The Monarch, day 2
    60. Abysmal Lynx (Dean Venture) - killed by the vote, day 8
    61. Cynic Jester - Killed by Henchmen 21, day 2
    62. MrBlarney - Killed by Brock Samson, day 1
    63. Jdarksun (Baron Ünderbheit) - killed by The Original Team Venture day 8
    64. Oatway

    Day 0 Narration
    Day 1 Narration
    Day 1.5 Narration
    Day 2 Narration
    Day 2.5 Narration
    Day 3 Narration
    Day 4 Narration
    Day 5 Narration
    Day 7 Narration
    Day 8 Narration

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  • Al BaronAl Baron Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    !IGNORE ME!

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I !isign up dood

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    !LET'S DO THIS!

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  • Al BaronAl Baron Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    This will be more of a classic phalla, so keep that in mind signing up.
    If you can't answer this it's cool, but What constitutes a 'classic' mafia?

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  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Less on the side of crazy rules.

    I'm helping to prep this Phalla.

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  • duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    !sign sup
    (I've never seen this show...)

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  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Al Baron wrote: »
    This will be more of a classic phalla, so keep that in mind signing up.
    If you can't answer this it's cool, but What constitutes a 'classic' mafia?

    More of a bad guy versus good guy phalla with a vigilante, seer and guardian with the bad guys being networked and having X kills per night. That's a standard mafia/phalla type game.

    I'll have to see if I have time to play this or not. Grundlterror is also very mean to me.

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  • The MonarchThe Monarch Registered User
    edited December 2007
    Al Baron wrote: »
    This will be more of a classic phalla, so keep that in mind signing up.
    If you can't answer this it's cool, but What constitutes a 'classic' mafia?

    Recently games have been getting crazy with events, items... crazy roles. Expect this one to be more open about the rules and what to expect.... although no game would be interesting without a few surprise roles and hidden mechanics :P

    If you check out some of the games from early this year (start with Voyage to Phalla) its going to be more like this.

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  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    If you don't play, Ardor, I will cry.

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  • The MonarchThe Monarch Registered User
    edited December 2007
    Ardor wrote: »
    Al Baron wrote: »
    This will be more of a classic phalla, so keep that in mind signing up.
    If you can't answer this it's cool, but What constitutes a 'classic' mafia?

    More of a bad guy versus good guy phalla with a vigilante, seer and guardian with the bad guys being networked and having X kills per night. That's a standard mafia/phalla type game.

    I'll have to see if I have time to play this or not. Grundlterror is also very mean to me.

    Ardor, if you don't sign up I will never forgive you.

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  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Al Baron wrote: »
    !IGNORE ME!

    !SOMEONE LEFT A BABY!

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    !why not

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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    !sign up!

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    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Laughter! Laughter!

    P10 on
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  • LocusLocus Trust Me AlbanyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Less on the side of crazy rules.

    I'm helping to prep this Phalla.
    You've got your fingers in everything, don't you?

    !sign up

    Locus on
  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Damn right I do. Last I checked I was giving Saburbia feedback on FMA Phalla too. :P

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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I !Sign up and save a spot for Obbi, too!

    Rend on
  • telcustelcus Registered User
    edited December 2007
    !for justice!

    telcus on
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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Well, !now that I've got some free time

    I wonder if I'm dead in Phalla Royale yet.

    Also, I've never seen the show. Instant bandwagon?

    cj iwakura on
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  • Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Signup

    So, I can also be mean to Ardor.

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  • delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    woohoo! lucky number 15!

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  • Al BaronAl Baron Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Also, I've never seen the show. Instant bandwagon?
    Watch you get an important role, again. mmmhmmnv1.gif

    Al Baron on
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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    !eternal loyalty is yours my liege!

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Al Baron wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Also, I've never seen the show. Instant bandwagon?
    Watch you get an important role, again. mmmhmmnv1.gif

    That seems to be my lot in life.

    Fortunately, I don't think anything could top getting the Kira role for an anime I'd never seen.
    (I did rectify that mid-game, at least.)

    cj iwakura on
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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Signup

    So, I can also be mean to Ardor.
    Ardor, if you don't sign up I will never forgive you.
    If you don't play, Ardor, I will cry.

    :(

    Ardor on
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    So uh.

    Anyone want to join the Order of the Triad?

    P10 on
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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Ya know, that'd be fun but I'm going back to my classic Avatar. Too little time to really have fun with killing Blackulas.

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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    You don't have to be polite about it. You can just tell me I'm not as cool as B:L or TehSpectre.

    I can take it

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I don't see my name on there.

    Also, Pretentious, you stole my old avatar.

    Thanatos on
  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Grunt.

    I have also never seen this show, other than fragments here and there when my roommates were watching it.

    cheez on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    !signup

    mrpaku on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    also, to those who haven't seen this show yet; what is wrong with you?

    mrpaku on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    So wait, HB you helped with the last phalla, helping with this phalla, and you want to help with my phalla which is afterwards? You are phalla making addicted aren't ya? :P

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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  • The MonarchThe Monarch Registered User
    edited December 2007
    I will be taking a few liberties with the story, so if you haven't seen the show... don't worry too much about it.

    Just know that I am The Monarch, your all powerful leader and you will do what I say when I say it or you will pay the price!

    The Monarch on
  • The_LightbringerThe_Lightbringer Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    !BY YOUR WILL MY LORD

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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I will be taking a few liberties with the story, so if you haven't seen the show... don't worry too much about it.

    Just know that I am The Monarch, your all powerful leader and you will do what I say when I say it or you will pay the price!

    For you, my liege!

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    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • SavantSavant Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    !How can I resist?

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Man I dunno if I should sign up, I think I should take a break or something.

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    edited December 2007
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