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What the Fuck is Wrong With You Guys

RanxRanx Registered User regular
edited December 2007 in Social Entropy++
So today I went to the doctors, and I got some good and bad news.

The good news is that I indeed do not have phimosis.

The bad news is a that I have genital warts.
Also, I found out that my blood pressure is unhealthily low.


What the hell do you guys have wrong with you?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    how did all the food threads turn into disease threads?

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited December 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    So I was eating this delicious food item. boy was it good.

    I mean, i'm fine at the moment, little bit of sneezing.

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    This isn't about food Embark;

    This is about hideous diseases.


    EDIT: Also, what the fuck is swap.avi, and do I really want to know?

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    where did you get the pecker pox

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Genital Warts as in herpes? Ack, not fun. Supposedly a lot of people in America have it though, so at least you're not alone in the pain. =(

    As for me, most of my problems currently are mental (other than the fact that I'm still fatter than I should be health-wise). I'm decisively neurotic and if I was ever tested I'd probably be diagnosed with OCD.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    yeah last time we had a thread like this, it ended in uglytits

    you're entering a world of pain

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Ranx wrote: »
    Fuck I don't know.

    you should probably have a general idea

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    you've got genital warts on your dick

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    yeah last time we had a thread like this, it ended in uglytits

    you're entering a world of pain
    uglytits is a valid malady

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    abcessed tooth, chronic lung issues, and an uncontrollable addiction to penis

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Genital Warts as in herpes? Ack, not fun. Supposedly a lot of people in America have it though, so at least you're not alone in the pain. =(

    As for me, most of my problems currently are mental (other than the fact that I'm still fatter than I should be health-wise). I'm decisively neurotic and if I was ever tested I'd probably be diagnosed with OCD.

    the fuck.

    i thought warts and herpes were two different things.

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I just ate a strawberry milkshake pop-tart.

    It was delicious.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    chronic desire to have sex with your mother

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  • Doctor PainDoctor Pain Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Nogs wrote: »
    Genital Warts as in herpes? Ack, not fun. Supposedly a lot of people in America have it though, so at least you're not alone in the pain. =(

    As for me, most of my problems currently are mental (other than the fact that I'm still fatter than I should be health-wise). I'm decisively neurotic and if I was ever tested I'd probably be diagnosed with OCD.

    the fuck.

    i thought warts and herpes were two different things.

    herpes are warts, never ending warts.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    yeah last time we had a thread like this, it ended in uglytits

    you're entering a world of pain
    uglytits is a valid malady
    nuke something something orbit something something I don't have the energy for this

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I uh

    am perfectly healthy

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Projeck wrote: »
    I uh

    am perfectly healthy

    weirdo

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Yeah, even worse, the cream I am supposed to apply costs something to the tune of

    200 fucking dollars a month.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    I uh

    am perfectly healthy

    weirdo

    seriously what a faggot

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Yeah I'm healthy and I watch what I eat and I really watch what I fuck, so I don't have any goddamn dickwarts.

    Defender on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Ranx wrote: »
    Yeah, even worse, the cream I am supposed to apply costs something to the tune of

    200 fucking dollars a month.

    insurance?

    or hey how about you not fuck some skank?

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    maybe you should stop fucking whores?

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Ranx wrote: »
    Yeah, even worse, the cream I am supposed to apply costs something to the tune of

    200 fucking dollars a month.

    If you had spent $200 on a classy hooker in the first place rather than the bus boy behind Olive Garden, you wouldn't be in this situation.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited December 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    This isn't actually from fucking, I haven't been sexually active in a long while.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Yeah, sex is fun, but your dick is not a toy.

    Let me rephrase that.

    Your dick is a toy when you play with it by yourself. When it involves other people, it becomes an extremely serious responsibility.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    they are all he has left

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  • Doctor PainDoctor Pain Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    I uh

    am perfectly healthy

    weirdo

    yeah, i went to the dentist today, and awnserd no to all her "do you have any medical history" questions. i am the peak of human biology!

    Doctor Pain on
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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Ranx wrote: »
    Yeah, even worse, the cream I am supposed to apply costs something to the tune of

    200 fucking dollars a month.

    well fuck that noise, call it love lumps and fuck with the lights out from now on

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Yeah I'm healthy and I watch what I eat and I really watch what I fuck, so I don't have any goddamn dickwarts.
    how do you watch nothing????
    oh BURRRRRRRRRN

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Yeah I'm healthy and I watch what I eat and I really watch what I fuck, so I don't have any goddamn dickwarts.
    how do you watch nothing????

    Wow. So is your new thing to make unfunny remarks that look vaguely like jokes because it's hilariously ironically funny to be unfunny? Is that what you're doing here? Because it's not actually funny, even in a hilarious ironic way.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I'm sociopathic. And I like to sing.

    A singing sociopath.

    Stuck in the middle with you here I am

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited December 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    NO FIGHTING TEEFS AND DEFENDER

    NOT IN MY THREAD

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Yeah I'm healthy and I watch what I eat and I really watch what I fuck, so I don't have any goddamn dickwarts.
    how do you watch nothing????

    Wow. So is your new thing to make unfunny remarks that look vaguely like jokes because it's hilariously ironically funny to be unfunny? Is that what you're doing here? Because it's not actually funny, even in a hilarious ironic way.

    hahahahaha

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Yeah I'm healthy and I watch what I eat and I really watch what I fuck, so I don't have any goddamn dickwarts.
    how do you watch nothing????

    Wow. So is your new thing to make unfunny remarks that look vaguely like jokes because it's hilariously ironically funny to be unfunny? Is that what you're doing here? Because it's not actually funny, even in a hilarious ironic way.
    That was a terrible come back.

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  • Doctor PainDoctor Pain Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Yeah I'm healthy and I watch what I eat and I really watch what I fuck, so I don't have any goddamn dickwarts.
    how do you watch nothing????

    Wow. So is your new thing to make unfunny remarks that look vaguely like jokes because it's hilariously ironically funny to be unfunny? Is that what you're doing here? Because it's not actually funny, even in a hilarious ironic way.

    so whats your thing? analyzing?

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Yeah I'm healthy and I watch what I eat and I really watch what I fuck, so I don't have any goddamn dickwarts.
    how do you watch nothing????

    Wow. So is your new thing to make unfunny remarks that look vaguely like jokes because it's hilariously ironically funny to be unfunny? Is that what you're doing here? Because it's not actually funny, even in a hilarious ironic way.
    god you are so boring
    straight up snoresville, dogg

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