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BEST and Worst One Liners in the History of Videogames

ImpersonatorImpersonator Registered User regular
edited December 2007 in Games and Technology
What are the best and worst and most annoying one liners you've heard while playing games?
Personally, it's quite difficult for me to be annoyed with games but I can only sense hilarity to ensue within this thread :lol:

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Do you think love can bloom on the battlefield?

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  • Waka LakaWaka Laka Riding the stuffed Unicorn If ya know what I mean.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I'm an ooooooold maaaaaaaaan! - Battle Arena Toshinden

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  • BurguBurgu Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I think it would be a lot funnier to do the best one liners in video games, though Duke Nukem would be overquoted.

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  • Waka LakaWaka Laka Riding the stuffed Unicorn If ya know what I mean.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Best and worst would be good. More to discuss.

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  • Deviant HandsDeviant Hands __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    "...to War."

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I've got ball of steel!

    And an audio file for those who want to hear it once more.
    http://www.ventriloharassment.org/balls.wav

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    "..."
    Chrono Trigger, and just about every RPG from that generation.

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  • TahldonTahldon Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    "You damn bitch!" - Xenosaga II - Jr. to Orgulla.

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  • BurguBurgu Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Someone might kill me, but I think that the Devil may cry series can have some pretty shitty one liners

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  • DjiemDjiem Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    What about Ghost Squad? You're a stealth unit, but you're blasting your way through the game, shooting people dead while yelling BS like "Freeze!" or "Surrender!" or whatever.
    What?
    You're killing them!

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  • Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    "YOU'RE WINNER!"

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  • FugitiveFugitive Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    "Your shining armor and fine words won't get you anywhere!"

    "If challenge were a taste, you would be quite delicious."

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  • existexist Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Burgu wrote: »
    Someone might kill me, but I think that the Devil may cry series can have some pretty shitty one liners

    Everytime the game tries to incorporate "Devil may cry" into dialogue it is awful.

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  • DjiemDjiem Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    "I am the great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is named Fawful! I am here, laughing at you! If you are giving us the chase just to get your silly princess's voice, then you are idiots of foolishness! Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires! And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!"

    EDIT: Not really a one-liner, but it's just so awesome it had to be posted.

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  • bigwahbigwah Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Are you a bad enough dude to save the president?

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  • agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    "Eat feet!" "Eat feet!" "Eat feet!" "Eat feet!" "Eat feet!"...

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  • piLpiL Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Not really annoying, but... "Blame yourself or God"

    I love it.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The problem here is that in the case of one-liners, bad and good are the exact same thing.

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  • The Sneak!The Sneak! Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Does the "I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIGGHGIHGHGHGHIGHGHGHTT!!" quote from Devil May Cry count? Because, fuck, that makes me cringe every time I hear it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obPYsLZwhxE

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  • BurguBurgu Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    bigwah wrote: »
    Are you a bad enough dude to save the president?

    Sweet jesus YES

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  • The Sneak!The Sneak! Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    As an aside, every single quote and one-liner that Minsc does is the best ever.

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  • BurguBurgu Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The Sneak! wrote: »
    Does the "I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIGGHGIHGHGHGHIGHGHGHTT!!" quote from Devil May Cry count? Because, fuck, that makes me cringe every time I hear it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obPYsLZwhxE

    Is that from the third game?

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    BARRY

    WHERE'S BARRY

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  • ZenitramZenitram Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    You're small time!

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  • Waka LakaWaka Laka Riding the stuffed Unicorn If ya know what I mean.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    This whole god damn scene makes me cringe

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  • UltravisitorUltravisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    "Something big's going on outside, and we're all too smashed to do anything about it..." -FF7

    "That's for twelve years of Full House." -Gex

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  • BlueDestinyBlueDestiny Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    All of RE4.

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  • BurguBurgu Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The Sneak! wrote: »
    As an aside, every single quote and one-liner that Minsc does is the best ever.

    The talking sword, Lilarcor, is also awesome.

    "What's my status? Since when do you care about me unless I'm impaled in something's guts? Oh well, fine, let me think for a minute... Well, as a matter of fact I would like to register a complaint. I want to kill a dragon. Right now. Go find one and kill it. That would be SO cool. "

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  • Waka LakaWaka Laka Riding the stuffed Unicorn If ya know what I mean.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    "Have you seen some sailors?"

    "Can you tell me where I can find some sailors?"

    "I need to find some sailors"

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  • CarnarvonCarnarvon Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    "And now, my soul is telling me to STOP YOU!" -DMC3

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  • Anonymous RobotAnonymous Robot Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    What a terrible night to have a curse.

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  • FiggyFiggy Fighter of the night man Champion of the sunRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    "You were almost a Jill sandwich!"

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    BlueDestiny wrote:
    All of RE4.
    "Impale THIS!"

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  • -SPI--SPI- Osaka, JapanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    "I hope this isn't Chris's blood"

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  • MJMJ Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    All of Final Fantasy X-2

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  • AhhseeAhhsee Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    titmouse wrote: »
    Do you think love can bloom on the battlefield?
    This right here.

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  • JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    If by worst you mean best, this thread will be full of pretty much every bit of dialog from RE4

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  • SilvoculousSilvoculous Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    "You've got a great butt."

    -MGS

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  • SueveSueve Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Burgu wrote: »
    The Sneak! wrote: »
    As an aside, every single quote and one-liner that Minsc does is the best ever.

    The talking sword, Lilarcor, is also awesome.

    "What's my status? Since when do you care about me unless I'm impaled in something's guts? Oh well, fine, let me think for a minute... Well, as a matter of fact I would like to register a complaint. I want to kill a dragon. Right now. Go find one and kill it. That would be SO cool. "

    I want to reinstall BG2 just for thinking about this.


    I thought it was hilarious when people in oblivion talk in different voices, but thats not really.

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  • UltravisitorUltravisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Jragghen wrote: »
    If by worst you mean best, this thread will be full of pretty much every bit of dialog from RE4

    "So ehm, after you take me back to my place, how about we do some overtime?"

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