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[DAY 8] Phorum Phalla|| Bad Guy Victory!

Idi AdminIdi Admin __BANNED USERS
edited December 2007 in Debate and/or Discourse
Welcome to Phalla-online, a forum-based community full of like-minded people. We hope you will enjoy your time here!

That was what they said when you first came here. Now you know better. “Community”…ha! This place a damned mess! There’s always something going wrong, no one seems to get along with one another. In fact you haven’t enjoyed a single day since you signed up.
Still you’re here and today has been the darkest day thus far. This is the announcement that was posted this morning:

“Dear low lives,

It appears one of you morons has blown up the forum and let a bunch of forum raiders in. I bet someone is jealous of our success. Anyway, we have locked the sign-up page, so no new accounts can be made. However, in the process we lost all account names. Don’t ask me how, I cannot be arsed to fix it. It is late now, so I’m going to go clubbing and get a BJ by some hot redhead who offered it to me if I would stop drooling all over a cut-out of Hellboy, whatever.

Hopefully you useless bags of shit can give me the names of the forum raiders by the time I get back.”

A few hours later the following announcement popped up:

“hI fukcers!

Im fukcin drunk now maaaaan!!!! I dunno wtf im doing but fuck you all!!! 1 of the mods contacted me demandin I would fix some fucking thisngs!!! Fuck him!! In fact ive demoded al moderators fuck those fuckers man!!!

N e way im off drinkin sum more with me mates c u, if you could just vote for who you wann ban I’ll do that once im back.”

Every night you must vote in !red on who you want your most humble admin to ban. Voting closes 7pst (or 10pm on the east coast).

There are many roles in this game, all remain hidden at the moment. Actions must be sent to Idi Admin, official back ups are James (in the evenings) or Aldo (in the mornings/afternoons).

New? Interested in playing forum games? No idea what the hell this is all about? Go read:An Introductory Post to Phalla

Most forumers jumped ship, forty forumers remain:

1 - durax (replaced hesthefastest)
2 - PRËTËNTIÖüS
3 - Richy
4 - Zot (The Notorious Z.O.T.)
5 - DevoutlyApathetic
6 - Cyvros
7 - Qorzm
8 - Variable
9 - werehippy
10 - Satan Himself
11 - DasUberEdward
12 - LaOs
13 - Inquisitor (Church kicked out due to inactivity)
14 - TehSpectre (replaced Casual Eddy)
15 - Hylianbunny
16 - Daric
17 - One Thousand Dicks
18 - IreneDAdler
19 - tuxkamen
20 - B:L (replaced Daedalus)
21 - Green
22 - Quid
23 - Frosteey (Cuddleton the Epilepsy Lemur)
24 - visiblehowl
25 - Medopine
26 - evilbob (peter von den boogerband)
27 - Premier Kakos
28 - mtvcdm (Guy Who Is Banned Now)
29 - iamtheaznman
30 - Saburbia
31 - Zzulu
32 - celery77 (selderij77)
33 - gundam470
34 - JamesKeenan
35 - Toxic Toys
36 - Elendil
37 - Gumpy
38 - MrBallbaggins
39 - Hakkekage
40 - Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend

Pick a number, SAVE YOUR FORUM!


Reserve:
1 - Inquisitor
2 - durax
3 - B:L
4 - TehSpectre

____

Rules:
Please retract in !lime. I haven't figured out a way to properly keep track of affairs otherwise.
Don't share role PMs, paraphrase them.
When you're out, you're not allowed to talk about the game with the living
No anonymous contact.


Rule Clarifications:
Idi Admin wrote: »
I forgot to tell, but if you're going to vote for someone else, please retract your previous vote. I have't really thought of a way to properly manage affairs otherwise.
Idi Admin wrote: »
You don't really have to type out the more annoying names, "Fluffy" or "Umlauts" works as well. "Marx" is prefered.
Idi Admin wrote: »
Frosteey wrote: »
When I tie the vote between Hakkekage and Zot tomorrow, who will die?

I flip a coin.


Night 1 Narration/Results
Night 2 Narration/Results
Night 3 Narration/Results
Night 4 Narration/Results
Night 5 Narration/Results
Night 6 Narration/Results
Night 7 Narration/Results

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  • LaOsLaOs Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I would like to !Sign Up for 12.

    LaOs on
  • hesthefastesthesthefastest Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Yeah, #1!
    Sign up

    hesthefastest on
  • LaOsLaOs Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I can`t believe I got to sign up first. I was looking forward to this and hoping I would just make it after a Friday night of partying and before a Saturday night of workplace Christmas partying. Woot! Thanks Aldo & James.

    LaOs on
  • Idi AdminIdi Admin __BANNED USERS
    edited December 2007
    Heh. It's 10 in the morning here. I figured I'd put this up before eating breakfast and posting X-mas cards. If everything goes as planned we'll be full at the end of the day, role PMs send out on Sunday, first day ends Monday night.

    Idi Admin on
  • LaOsLaOs Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Idi Admin wrote: »
    Heh. It's 10 in the morning here. I figured I'd put this up before eating breakfast and posting X-mas cards. If everything goes as planned we'll be full at the end of the day, role PMs send out on Sunday, first day ends Monday night.

    Yeah, but you`re some sort of half-day ahead of me, so I still was worried I might not get in. I`ve been looking forward to this, see, and am so glad I got in. I hope twelve is lucky!

    Edit:
    For the record, hesnotfasterthanme.

    LaOs on
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I !sign up for spot #41!

    James on
  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    !Sign me up for #34

    :D

    JamesKeenan on
  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I !sign up for #13!

    Am I doing it right?

    Church on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • CyvrosCyvros London 1965Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Hmmm... interesting. Thus I intend to !sign up for #6!

    Cyvros on
    Cy turned out to be much better in person.
  • tuxkamentuxkamen Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I guess I'll be #19.

    tuxkamen on

    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
    Thus, the others all die before tuxkamen dies to the vote. Hence, tuxkamen survives, village victory.
    3DS: 2406-5451-5770
  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    !sign up for #7

    Qorzm on
  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    !24!

    visiblehowl on
    vxsHp3F.gif
    I die evry tiem in Sekiro on Twitch
  • Idi AdminIdi Admin __BANNED USERS
    edited December 2007
    Oh man, this new ava is so golly.

    Idi Admin on
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    !sign up !26

    evilbob on
    DDLLLLDL - Bottom in November
    WWDWDWWWWDWWWWLDWWW - Premiers in April
    WW - Champions in May

  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    !sign up for !5

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    !sign up for 9

    Sami on
    Preacher wrote:
    That's the kicker, not only is our healthcare not cutting mustard we are overpaying for shitty healthcare. We have the olive garden of healthcare.
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Heh, me and James are both editing the front page, how confusing. :P

    Aldo on
    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Indeed!

    James on
  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    !sign up for 27

    Premier kakos on
    SuperKawaiiWillSig.jpg
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    !sign up for 27
    Awesome. :D

    Aldo on
    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    !sign up for 69

    Ladies:winky:

    Sami on
    Preacher wrote:
    That's the kicker, not only is our healthcare not cutting mustard we are overpaying for shitty healthcare. We have the olive garden of healthcare.
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Sami wrote: »
    !sign up for 69

    Ladies:winky:
    You'll stay on 9. You're flying solo this time, young man.

    Aldo on
    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Duhhh. No lime = I was totally kidding*
    *but not really :(

    Sami on
    Preacher wrote:
    That's the kicker, not only is our healthcare not cutting mustard we are overpaying for shitty healthcare. We have the olive garden of healthcare.
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    !36

    Elendil on
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I'll sign up for #2

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    A Phalla run by James and Aldo, with LaOs and Kakos playing? How can I not join? :D

    !Signup for #3

    Richy on
    sig.gif
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Thank god for ctrl-c ctrl-v, PRËTËNTIÖüS. :P

    And glad to have y'all on board.

    Aldo on
    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
  • Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS
    edited December 2007
    !signup for slot 10

    Satan. on
  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I don't think I can resist temptation, so I'll have to !sign up for #18.

    IreneDAdler on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    !23?

    Frosteey on
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I don't think I can resist temptation, so I'll have to !sign up for #18.
    :winky:

    Aldo on
    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Aldo wrote: »
    I don't think I can resist temptation, so I'll have to !sign up for #18.
    :winky:

    :P

    IreneDAdler on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Aldo's only interested because 18 is barely legal

    Elendil on
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    Aldo's only interested because 18 is barely legal
    You'll get the role of forum n00b. All your posts must be in 1337 and you may not make sense. Also: everyone knows your evil.

    Aldo on
    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Aldo wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Aldo's only interested because 18 is barely legal
    You'll get the role of forum n00b. All your posts must be in 1337 and you may not make sense. Also: everyone knows your evil.
    So you're going to make Elendil roleplay himself? :(

    Drez on
  • DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    !20

    Daedalus on
  • One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    !17

    I haven't played a Phalla in a while. Let's see how this goes.

    One Thousand Cables on
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    !4

    3 phallas at once, blehhh

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    !signup... number 4 I guess

    Variable on
    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Variable wrote: »
    !signup... number 4 I guess

    You dun got beat

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
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