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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited December 2007
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    I'mma flood this place with bullshit, pretentious prose

    Just you wait

    Gonna be like a Katrina of cocksucking

    This requires some preparation.

    Okay, I listened to When the Levee Breaks while watching your Katrina carnage unfold. What do I jam out with during Poldy's Prose Party?

    Probably Phillip Glass. Or, like, Coheed and Cambria.

    Excellent, now I am prepared. Bring the noise, Poldy. Bring the sound and fury.

    Edit: Shit, signifying nothing. Otherwise it wouldn’t be Podly.

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    I hate telling my friends to shut the fuck in movies because they always get cross with me

    However I also hate when my friends talk in movies

    Eddy, try to remember the basics of CQC...

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2007
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    I'mma flood this place with bullshit, pretentious prose

    Just you wait

    Gonna be like a Katrina of cocksucking

    This requires some preparation.

    Okay, I listened to When the Levee Breaks while watching your Katrina carnage unfold. What do I jam out with during Poldy's Prose Party?

    Probably Phillip Glass. Or, like, Coheed and Cambria.

    Excellent, now I am prepared. Bring the noise, Poldy. Bring the noise.

    Maybe John Cage too. Or Charles Ives. God that is some bullshit.

    Irond Will on
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  • LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Guess I'm lucky. I only spent 8. However, I did learn that two people I know are the bitches that don't shut the fuck up at any time.

    You should have brought a spray bottle.

    I think a rolled-up newspaper is better. Less chance of bystander casualties.

    Water pistols would work well without possibly blocking the view of any bystanders and avoiding the possible bystander casualties.

    LaOs on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Or Charles Ives. God that is some bullshit.
    Hey.

    Fuck you.

    Elendil on
  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited December 2007
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    I'mma flood this place with bullshit, pretentious prose

    Just you wait

    Gonna be like a Katrina of cocksucking

    This requires some preparation.

    Okay, I listened to When the Levee Breaks while watching your Katrina carnage unfold. What do I jam out with during Poldy's Prose Party?

    Probably Phillip Glass. Or, like, Coheed and Cambria.

    Excellent, now I am prepared. Bring the noise, Poldy. Bring the noise.

    Maybe John Cage too. Or Charles Ives. God that is some bullshit.

    Some Van Dyke Parks wouldn’t hurt either.

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    I'mma flood this place with bullshit, pretentious prose

    Just you wait

    Gonna be like a Katrina of cocksucking

    This requires some preparation.

    Okay, I listened to When the Levee Breaks while watching your Katrina carnage unfold. What do I jam out with during Poldy's Prose Party?

    Probably Phillip Glass. Or, like, Coheed and Cambria.

    Excellent, now I am prepared. Bring the noise, Poldy. Bring the noise.
    No funk?

    Not pretentious enough.

    Wash on
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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    I like girls who talk a lot. It gives me a chance to take a break from talking.

    ViolentChemistry on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    Podly wrote: »
    I'mma flood this place with bullshit, pretentious prose

    Just you wait

    Gonna be like a Katrina of cocksucking

    oh so this is like a forum raid or something, is it

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2007
    I hate telling my friends to shut the fuck in movies because they always get cross with me

    However I also hate when my friends talk in movies

    Our neighbor, who is a 22 year old gen-Y kid cannot sit fucking still without running her mouth for more than about five minutes. She's a nice person and I like her, but watching TV with her is a goddamned chore; I seriously have to make fun of her every five minutes to get her to shut up. The best I can hope for is that she'll get engrossed in texting or something.

    Irond Will on
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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited December 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    I'mma flood this place with bullshit, pretentious prose

    Just you wait

    Gonna be like a Katrina of cocksucking

    This requires some preparation.

    Okay, I listened to When the Levee Breaks while watching your Katrina carnage unfold. What do I jam out with during Poldy's Prose Party?

    Probably Phillip Glass. Or, like, Coheed and Cambria.

    Excellent, now I am prepared. Bring the noise, Poldy. Bring the noise.
    No funk?

    Not pretentious enough.

    Too much sincere enjoyment of life.

    Podly is the exact opposite of soul.

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I hate telling my friends to shut the fuck in movies because they always get cross with me

    However I also hate when my friends talk in movies

    Eddy, try to remember the basics of CQC...

    "You mean that system of combat we made together?"

    "Yeah, that. Do you remember?"

    "Uh.. well I helped make the damn thing, and was like a couple of years ago and I've been in operations since. Soooo yeah I think I remember"

    Major Tom: "Snake this is a sneaking mission"

    Casual Eddy on
  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    No funk?

    Not pretentious enough.

    You could include some funk to be ironic.

    IreneDAdler on
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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Podly wrote: »
    I'mma flood this place with bullshit, pretentious prose

    Just you wait

    Gonna be like a Katrina of cocksucking

    oh so this is like a forum raid or something, is it

    Nah, just talking about the chat thread.

    Fucking D&D chatters had it coming.

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    I like how at the end of the battle the game pointed out to me that certain enemy mechs were utterly destroyed and thus unavailable for salvage. They were both pretty well obliterated, to be fair.

    ViolentChemistry on
  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I like girls who talk a lot. It gives me a chance to take a break from talking.

    My boyfriend's mom likes to talk a lot. I find it stressful because I have to pretend to care the whole time.

    IreneDAdler on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    No funk?

    Not pretentious enough.

    You could include some funk to be ironic.

    That's only serving you, Irene.


    There's an innuendo there, I just need to find it...

    Wash on
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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited December 2007
    Irond Will wrote: »
    I hate telling my friends to shut the fuck in movies because they always get cross with me

    However I also hate when my friends talk in movies

    Our neighbor, who is a 22 year old gen-Y kid cannot sit fucking still without running her mouth for more than about five minutes. She's a nice person and I like her, but watching TV with her is a goddamned chore; I seriously have to make fun of her every five minutes to get her to shut up. The best I can hope for is that she'll get engrossed in texting or something.

    I’m always mildly embarassed to go to movies with my friend because he’ll exclaim obscenities when something particularly awesome/startling/frightening happens. He’s like one step away from telling people in horror movies not to go through that door.

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Irond Will wrote: »
    I hate telling my friends to shut the fuck in movies because they always get cross with me

    However I also hate when my friends talk in movies

    Our neighbor, who is a 22 year old gen-Y kid cannot sit fucking still without running her mouth for more than about five minutes. She's a nice person and I like her, but watching TV with her is a goddamned chore; I seriously have to make fun of her every five minutes to get her to shut up. The best I can hope for is that she'll get engrossed in texting or something.

    Oh god. I watched a movie with someone who I've known for a while but not that well. And he made a mother effing witty comment every 3 minutes or so until I finally called him out on it. Guh.

    also I'll be in boston on the 19th with the boy, he leaves on the 23rd. I'll be around til' the 7th of january though. Let's hang, yo.

    Casual Eddy on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I like girls who talk a lot. It gives me a chance to take a break from talking.

    My boyfriend's mom likes to talk a lot. I find it stressful because I have to pretend to care the whole time.

    Make out with her. Guaranteed to shock her into silence.

    Wash on
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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2007
    Har. Zsetrek in the WB is wondering if the Pods' piece is self-satire.

    Fuckin' brilliant.

    Irond Will on
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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I like girls who talk a lot. It gives me a chance to take a break from talking.

    My boyfriend's mom likes to talk a lot. I find it stressful because I have to pretend to care the whole time.

    Make out with her. Guaranteed to shock her into silence.

    D: She's like 60 years old! Gross D:

    IreneDAdler on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited December 2007
    I like girls who talk a lot. It gives me a chance to take a break from talking.

    My boyfriend's mom likes to talk a lot. I find it stressful because I have to pretend to care the whole time.

    Make out with her. Guaranteed to shock her into silence.

    D: She's like 60 years old! Gross D:

    Man anyone who would deny their desire to fuck Helen Mirren is a fucking liar. 60 ain’t nothin’

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
  • Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    I like girls who talk a lot. It gives me a chance to take a break from talking.

    My boyfriend's mom likes to talk a lot. I find it stressful because I have to pretend to care the whole time.

    Make out with her. Guaranteed to shock her into silence.

    :winky: She's like 60 years old! HOT :winky:
    Irene! I never would have imagined.

    Satan. on
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    I'm so thankful that I have friends who understand the sanctity of movie-watching.

    Jacobkosh on
  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Man anyone who would deny their desire to fuck Helen Mirren is a fucking liar. 60 ain’t nothin’

    My boyfriend's mom is no Helen Mirren.

    IreneDAdler on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2007
    Irond Will wrote: »
    I hate telling my friends to shut the fuck in movies because they always get cross with me

    However I also hate when my friends talk in movies

    Our neighbor, who is a 22 year old gen-Y kid cannot sit fucking still without running her mouth for more than about five minutes. She's a nice person and I like her, but watching TV with her is a goddamned chore; I seriously have to make fun of her every five minutes to get her to shut up. The best I can hope for is that she'll get engrossed in texting or something.

    Oh god. I watched a movie with someone who I've known for a while but not that well. And he made a mother effing witty comment every 3 minutes or so until I finally called him out on it. Guh.

    also I'll be in boston on the 19th with the boy, he leaves on the 23rd. I'll be around til' the 7th of january though. Let's hang, yo.

    Awesome. I'm leaving Friday night for Colorado, but will be back the next Wednesday, the 26th. I might have off this Thursday if you're around. I'll have to clean up my pad, since Frankie is frankly a horribly incompetent housewife.

    Irond Will on
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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Har. Zsetrek in the WB is wondering if the Pods' piece is self-satire.

    Fuckin' brilliant.

    I was going to post a one-word reply - "quotidian" - but I have a feeling it'd be infraction bait.

    Jacobkosh on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I like girls who talk a lot. It gives me a chance to take a break from talking.

    My boyfriend's mom likes to talk a lot. I find it stressful because I have to pretend to care the whole time.

    Make out with her. Guaranteed to shock her into silence.

    D: She's like 60 years old! Gross D:

    Experience, Irene. She's probably like a Picasso of making out. Her tongue will circumnavigate your mouth like Magellan, and baby you'll wanna be discovered.

    Wash on
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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Irond Will wrote: »
    I'll have to clean up my pad, since Frankie is frankly a horribly incompetent housewife.

    Hoesnoes, not cleaning! What has this world come to, that a man has to clean! :P

    IreneDAdler on
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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited December 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Man anyone who would deny their desire to fuck Helen Mirren is a fucking liar. 60 ain’t nothin’

    My boyfriend's mom is no Helen Mirren.

    Well, then you may have a bit of a problem.

    Put some horse tranquilizers in her heart medication? That’ll quiet her down.

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
  • ZsetrekZsetrek Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Har. Zsetrek in the WB is wondering if the Pods' piece is self-satire.

    Fuckin' brilliant.

    I get the feeling I'm missing out on the set-up to a joke.

    Zsetrek on
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2007
    Irond Will wrote: »
    I'll have to clean up my pad, since Frankie is frankly a horribly incompetent housewife.

    Hoesnoes, not cleaning! What has this world come to, that a man has to clean! :P

    Look Irene I have both an Xbox and a penis. It doesn't leave a lot of time for chick stuff like cleaning.

    Irond Will on
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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Experience, Irene. She's probably like a Picasso of making out. Her tongue will circumnavigate your mouth like Magellan, and baby you'll wanna be discovered.

    Oh Jesus Christ, please stop, the images you're putting into my head are like... OH GOD SO FUCKING WRONG! D :

    IreneDAdler on
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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    Zsetrek wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Har. Zsetrek in the WB is wondering if the Pods' piece is self-satire.

    Fuckin' brilliant.

    I get the feeling I'm missing out on the set-up to a joke.

    Elki dared Podly to post the entire story - of which we had heretofore only seen excerpts - in exchange for getting his own [chat].

    Jacobkosh on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Guys, guys Zsetrek's here. Just be cool you guys, be cool.

    Wash on
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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2007
    Zsetrek wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Har. Zsetrek in the WB is wondering if the Pods' piece is self-satire.

    Fuckin' brilliant.

    I get the feeling I'm missing out on the set-up to a joke.

    No joke. Podly wrote that in all seriousness and we rode him about it in D&D when he posted excerpts. I suggested that the WB might provide a more appreciative audience.

    Irond Will on
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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Finally. FINALLY.

    Finally beat HL2.2

    Hunters+Car+Trees+Lag=@&#*!

    Incenjucar on
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Baller.

    I have placed several objects upon the cat in my bed, leading to much delight. Also there's supposed to be a star shower going, should I go and look at it? It's cold out though.

    Casual Eddy on
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    fuckin po po crackin down on freedom of expression

    PIGS!

    Podly on
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