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you go through your childhood thinking of cows as happy, gentle animals that say "oh hello dear human please approach me and take my milk" with a cinnamon smile
but then when your 14-year-old self takes a trip to your aunt's farm you see that cows are disgusting, gigantic, drooling, grunting beasts that stare at you with that look in their eye like they want to tear you limb from fucking limb
Posts
weird
no that would be mean
Cows are stupid beasts and I feel no remorse for eating their flesh and wearing their skin.
Does it hurt your religion
Wuss
hello I am a man and not gay
teefs has a dong
all women have dongs
oh god
It's not that disturbing.
I am so starstruck. I am very easily starstruck.
and they're eating jesus, what's not creepy about that
Tie may I ask how old you are
what
Stuttering and giggling.
I am 14 mister
Sighing and fidgeting.
You see, right there is your problem.
Zombies are fucking awesome.
And jesus is going to get back up in 3 days or so anyways.
nuh uh
and oh man i love iron giant
you go through your childhood thinking of cows as happy, gentle animals that say "oh hello dear human please approach me and take my milk" with a cinnamon smile
but then when your 14-year-old self takes a trip to your aunt's farm you see that cows are disgusting, gigantic, drooling, grunting beasts that stare at you with that look in their eye like they want to tear you limb from fucking limb
Explanations ITT
Smiling, but trying not to smile too wide, or appear too eager.
He'll grow new ones.
Dur
Making eye contact and then quickly glancing down or to the side.
I like where this is going.
Laughing way too hard, even when the joke doesn't merit it
I apologize that was mean of me
ergo post procter hocter vis a vis telemundo
let's hug