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I don't have a job anymore
Einhander
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Last thursday three dudes who I think were high on something came into the market I work at and tried to beat me up so they could rob the place. I ran them off and almost got into a knife fight in the parking lot. After I chased them off I turned off the lights, locked up early, and called my boss. I told him I value my personal safety more than the $8.50 an hour I was getting paid and that I don't work there anymore.
He came over with his friend, and then the three of us and a coworker went out to a bar and drank booze and ate shrimp for a few hours while I chainsmoked Periques because I was still freaked out.
Anyway, now I don't have a job. Who else here is unemployed?
He came over with his friend, and then the three of us and a coworker went out to a bar and drank booze and ate shrimp for a few hours while I chainsmoked Periques because I was still freaked out.
Anyway, now I don't have a job. Who else here is unemployed?
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Edit: I read it, go back to the parking lot and see if you can persuade the guys to stab you. Tell them I'll give them each a rock of crack.
i dont know it seems like a pretty christmassy beer
I'm sorry I'm like a firehose.
Steam / Bus Blog / Goozex Referral
Yeah, that's pretty much it. But you can replace "scared out of my comfort zone" with "were almost stabbed by" and it would be more accurate.
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Because I made a promise to myself to go to PAX in 2008 and I'll be damned if I fuck that up.
Also, it wouldn't hurt to actually have money in my wallet.
go australia!
yeah but between us you're still the one with jizz in your eye
Steam / Bus Blog / Goozex Referral
tube you have a nicer avatar than he does
Yeah again that's a rocking burn dude I have never met keep trying with that one you're going to get a laugh any day now. Of course, you won't be able to see it because you're still crying over the fact that some dude in a parking lot was mean to you.
huffle huffle snuffle.
Shut up and get back to being another useless member of society.
Steam / Bus Blog / Goozex Referral
Technically since he's unemployed the money you make is infinitely more than him
I have heard nothing good about it
no, prawns are delicious
shrimps are like what prawns are when they're too small and thawed out to have retained any flavour beyond the horrible seafood sauce they're dipped in
why hey there legacy
how is rock band
can i still live vicariously through you
all he can do is change somebody's name to something shameful and lock their title to somethin' even more shameful
which I guess is pretty awesome, I'll admit
but talkin' about Harry Potter with a guitar? Maaaaan!
Tube would decapitate me
Man, I'd like to go to PAX'08 but I'd have to find someone to split the cost of a room.
It sucks. Stay away from it.
if our numbers are large enough we could overwhelm him
kinda
Steam / Bus Blog / Goozex Referral
Talk to kids about Harry Potter?
Shut up and continue dreaming about underage girls you fucking pedophile.
Oh right a change of tactic to "man this is so beneath me"
way to go guy he tried an ejaculate based insult. it's ok, you'll have plenty of time to think up new ones while you're watching endless reruns of sesame street in your underwear and imagining how you'd have totally kicked those guy's asses if they'd tried anything and maybe thinking of taking up a martial art where the training doesn't involve heavy lifting.
Then I decided to ask EA to send me a new one and they did and it's even better so I'm happy.
what if we had a giant robot
I can be the legs
Steam / Bus Blog / Goozex Referral
Woo, original.
That's where their free replacement service comes in.
But you still need to spend the $169.99 (plus tax) on it initially. Can you afford that right now, what with not having a job any more?
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
This weekend I waited 20 minutes for a student to bother his arse to come into the kitchen for his lesson, so I got paid to sit with his daughter and put her Harry Potter cards into order based on grisliness of death.
I mean, you talk to kids about Harry Potter. That is pretty cool.
Steam / Bus Blog / Goozex Referral
Who will be the dong?
Oh sick so you're better than him even though you've never met him. I like that.