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bang bang bang bang bang

TSRTSR Registered User regular
edited December 2007 in Social Entropy++
BANG BANG BANG

There is loud banging going on outside the window of my office building on campus. Every time it gets quieter for a little while it then comes back even louder a couple minutes later. I think they're fixing the pipes or something, and of course everyone knows the first step to pipe repair is to hit them with hammers as hard as you can, for hours at a time.

What's stopping you from doing your job today, SE++?

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    He shot me down

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    i hit the ground.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Titties all up in my face.

    Go away titties, I'm trying to work.

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    It's probably pile driving. That shit is loud.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    He wore black and I wore white

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    It's finals week and I'm studying at my work computer.



    Aaaaand watching the entire series of Avatar again.

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  • duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    He would always win the fight.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    He would always win the fight

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  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    TSR wrote: »
    BANG BANG BANG

    There is loud banging going on outside the window of my office building on campus. Every time it gets quieter for a little while it then comes back even louder a couple minutes later. I think they're fixing the pipes or something, and of course everyone knows the first step to pipe repair is to hit them with hammers as hard as you can, for hours at a time.

    What's stopping you from doing your job today, SE++?


    love....its all I can think about


    that and big floppy dong pieces

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    i'll fix your pipes

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    This is now a Kill Bill thread

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    He used to shoot me







    down

    Goodnight, everybody!

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Everywhere I go, all I ever seem to hear is...

    mrpaku on
  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I can't stop fantasizing over what would happen if I was married to Vanilla Ice.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Kill Bill is terrible.

    This will not be a Kill Bill thread.

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I lost my copies of Kill Bill vol. 1 and 2 a couple years ago. I think my retarded drug addict roommate stole them. I should buy them again.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Dely Apple wrote: »
    I can't stop fantasizing over what would happen if I was married to Vanilla Ice.

    apple.... apple ice?

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  • TSRTSR Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Kill Bill is terrible.

    This will not be a Kill Bill thread.

    Kill Bill was OK. I fell asleep during the second one though, so I don't really know what happened at the end.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Kill Bill is terrible.

    This will not be a Kill Bill thread.

    Do you want to

    penetrate me?

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Did you check to see if someone is trapped in a trunk?

    Maybe someone is trapped in a trunk.

    I think someone is trapped in a trunk.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Tomorrow is my last day of work and then I'm off until the new year.

    I really have to poop.

    But I'm one of those people who doesn't like to poop in the bathroom at work.

    So I'm just not working, biding my time until I can go home and poop once more.

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  • TSRTSR Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    She probably did more killing.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Dely Apple wrote: »
    I can't stop fantasizing over what would happen if I was married to Vanilla Ice.

    you'd live about 5 miles away from me and have to go to shows where your husband plays punk covers of his old songs and go to the mall and not be approached when people see you because no one cares. that is exactly what would happen

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    TSR wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Kill Bill is terrible.

    This will not be a Kill Bill thread.

    Kill Bill was OK. I fell asleep during the second one though, so I don't really know what happened at the end.

    They were both dumb and terrible.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Kill Bill is terrible.

    This will not be a Kill Bill thread.

    I dont know you anymore

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  • TSRTSR Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Did you check to see if someone is trapped in a trunk?

    Maybe someone is trapped in a trunk.

    I think someone is trapped in a trunk.

    It sounds like maybe 30 someones trapped in a trunk. With sledgehammers.

    TSR on
  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    TSR wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Kill Bill is terrible.

    This will not be a Kill Bill thread.

    Kill Bill was OK. I fell asleep during the second one though, so I don't really know what happened at the end.

    Well the name is so ambiguous as to what will happen.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Balefuego wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Kill Bill is terrible.

    This will not be a Kill Bill thread.

    I dont know you anymore

    Dumb and terrible.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    sarukun you were wrong about Jason Todd and you are even more wrong about this

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
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    DOOMED SCROOGE. YOU'RE DOOMED FOR ALL TIME. YOUR FUTURE IS A HORROR STORY WRITTEN BY YOUR CRIMES.

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  • TSRTSR Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Khavall wrote: »
    TSR wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Kill Bill is terrible.

    This will not be a Kill Bill thread.

    Kill Bill was OK. I fell asleep during the second one though, so I don't really know what happened at the end.

    Well the name is so ambiguous as to what will happen.

    I know, right?

    TSR on
  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I'm talking a massive deuce.

    Epic Proportions.

    Testing the limits of modern plumbing.

    Ruckus on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I ain't never seen anyone buffalo Bill the way she buffaloed Bill

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Earlier this year I was staying at a hotel for a convention. I went to bed at around 3AM. Then at 8:30AM on a Saturday somebody decides it's as good a time as any to pound an I-Beam into the base rock for a building they were constructing right next to the hotel.

    So for a good half hour all I got to lay in my bed listening to the sweet dulcet tones of a giant piece of metal chrashing on to another giant piece of metal.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    There's something in my area of the office that sounds like a heavy spring popping off.

    It happens randomly, and we have no idea what it is or where it's coming from.

    We used to have an iMac here that would randomly make a horribly loud buzzing from it's speakers, or through headphones if you had them plugged in. The chick I gave it to turned out to be a really annoying indie faggot that spend the day with headphones on and her music cranked way up.

    She would scream and throw her headphones off when the machine made that noise. It was great.

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  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    TSR wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Did you check to see if someone is trapped in a trunk?

    Maybe someone is trapped in a trunk.

    I think someone is trapped in a trunk.

    It sounds like maybe 30 someones trapped in a trunk. With sledgehammers.

    maybe its a raven
    rapping
    and tapping
    upon your chamber door

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Kill Bill was an awesome film

    I can understand why someone might dislike it though

    Still, I love it so much it hurts sometimes

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Balefuego wrote: »
    sarukun you were wrong about Jason Todd and you are even more wrong about this

    I might be wrong about Jason Todd.

    But Kill Bill is fuck-awful and there's no two ways about it.

    sarukun on
  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Belruel wrote: »
    Dely Apple wrote: »
    I can't stop fantasizing over what would happen if I was married to Vanilla Ice.

    apple.... apple ice?

    oh...ummm...italian ice, green apple flavor?

    italian ice appltinis?

    ok, now this is what is keeping me from working.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Wise_a wrote: »
    TSR wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Did you check to see if someone is trapped in a trunk?

    Maybe someone is trapped in a trunk.

    I think someone is trapped in a trunk.

    It sounds like maybe 30 someones trapped in a trunk. With sledgehammers.

    maybe its a raven
    rapping
    and tapping
    upon your chamber door

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    Balefuego on
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