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Jordyn
Really, Commander?Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
Really, Commander?Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
I'm at work and Paul is on the phone and I keep hearing him say stuff that is weird, like a second ago he said "Well ya gotta look out for robots."
And now he said "You've had a broken septic system for how long?"
Do people say weird stuff around you?
Weird stuff! Go!
And now he said "You've had a broken septic system for how long?"
Do people say weird stuff around you?
Weird stuff! Go!
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Dammit.
Every time I think they're either nuts, or talking to me and also nuts, and then I think of that Achewood comic, and I go "fuckin' cell phones."
I knew it was coming
With you everywhere.
Friends forever,
Always will be friends.
Uh-huh
Okay
Sure
Sure
Yeah
Uh-huh
Alright
See you later, then.
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That isn't funny at all
None of this is making sense!
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There goes my chance at getting in good with the SE++ crew... fuck...
i still wanted a donut though
is actually what i like to say. Do sort of the reverse of what happened to jordyn. but, on purpose in a packed elevator
I was in the library studying, and i swear i thought i heard some girl phone sexing their boyfirend. No.
It was a fat guy watching porn.
And then i had to go to my Ochem final. BASTARD.
dammit now i feel like calamari
One day I got a call where as soon as the phone rang the caller hung up for whatever reason.
I had picked up the phone and realizing it was dead, waited a minute or so and said in a fairly loud voice "I'm sorry ma'am, your grandmother died this morning" and hung up.
The looks on the faces of my coworkers were priceless.
By finding English words that approximate the meaning of the words you heard
Girl is like "i love you"
and then you're like "wait, what?"
Worst way to get tasered.
I'm a walking revolution
"..... I could totally shoot up .... "
without the context, I spent the next few minutes wondering if I had passed a couple of addicts or school shooters.
either way, not my problem
Peter Parker thought the same thing once...
two girls--two sorority girls, I gathered from the greek letters on their ass--chatting before class starts, right in front of me.
"[...] We went back to his place, but I didn't feel comfortable enough to have sex with him so I let him flip me over and throw it in the brown."
The beginning part of that quote may be off, but I'll never forget the bolded part. It is burned into my memory.
Its a terrible kind of french slang
that is awesome, danger
on the other hand, i try to say some weird things whenever i'm on the phone next to people in public
Well, my breasts can always tell when it's raining
the result of being bitten by a radioactive Pam Anderson
"chicken testicles?"
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That's redundant.
I love that movie.
Good evening, is this Tube?
Could you please pull down your pants for me?
Now, grab your donger.
You sure you have your donger?
Does it have green and purple spots on it?
Those are most likely from the coke and hookers binge last night, I'm guessing.
I'm going to need you to go ahead and soak it in a glass of whiskey for 30 minutes.
Oh, and can you come in to the doctor's office later? We need to take pictures for the new STD encyclopedia.